how sad is it that I'm the reference point?

2/28/2009 1:21:22 AM

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?



Full



props to my buddy on that one

2/28/2009 1:44:55 AM

2/28/2009 2:16:26 AM

This is a good mix...

I don't like my neighbors. I was sleeping just fine til they stomped like fuck, and now I'm wide-fucking awake at 2:30 in the morning. I'll be lucky to fall back asleep by 6am with how this usually goes for me.

2/28/2009 2:30:44 AM

you'll love david's briiidallll

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2/28/2009 2:32:02 AM

in atl for roommates wedding

roomate who is getting married tomorrow passed out drunk @ 10:30

hahaha his future wife is furious

not married FTW

2/28/2009 2:32:20 AM

^^^good luck 2 sleep

[Edited on February 28, 2009 at 2:33 AM. Reason : carott]

2/28/2009 2:32:47 AM

If the next person to post in here has an even numbered post count i will fap it.

otherwise i will not

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2/28/2009 2:33:38 AM

no fap for you

2/28/2009 2:34:20 AM

you little bitch

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2/28/2009 2:34:59 AM

wait wait...now look....fap time?

2/28/2009 2:35:22 AM

no fap for you ehere either

2/28/2009 2:35:29 AM

Amanda

2/28/2009 3:05:50 AM

HOLY SHIT

PRAISE [arbitrary deity] ABOVE!

I've been bored.
I couldn't figure out what to do.

Then I saw it sitting under the old TV at my (parent's) house... A Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

My old fucking SNES. I didn't even get all the way through some of the games on it back in the day...
That incompleteness ends now.

It even smells like pristine-quality old school entertainment.

Holy shit.

2/28/2009 7:35:50 AM

Wish I had health insurance

2/28/2009 9:39:49 AM

why did i go to bed so early?? i got up at fucking 645am

HELLO IT'S SATURDAY

2/28/2009 9:40:32 AM

it better not be a stomach virus!

2/28/2009 10:03:47 AM

COM Surrogate has stopped working
WTF does that mean?

2/28/2009 10:33:26 AM

mom seems more interested in seeing other parts of CA then seeing that its my gradation ceremony and the pt. that I want to see and hang out with my friends.

2/28/2009 11:03:36 AM

Volcano monitoring

2/28/2009 11:12:25 AM

Move, move shake shake now drop what yo daddy said

2/28/2009 11:16:38 AM

pink slips are the new black

2/28/2009 11:23:35 AM

ohhh I feel like dookie

I really really really hope it snows tomorrow and monday

2/28/2009 11:25:38 AM

Bruce Campbell.

2/28/2009 11:27:02 AM

haha i met a hanson fan last night and was able to maintain a conversation about said subject

2/28/2009 11:57:38 AM

Rush Limbaugh calls Bobby Jindal Slumdog Governor

2/28/2009 12:10:07 PM

Quote :

"I really really really hope it snows tomorrow and monday "

2/28/2009 12:11:07 PM

so happy my boss let me remote in to do the work this weekend instead of making me drive to the office

2/28/2009 12:11:32 PM

how do you pluralize clitoris? clitorises? clitorii?

2/28/2009 12:12:34 PM

Clitori

2/28/2009 12:17:00 PM

I wish I had the cash to buy a gun

2/28/2009 12:52:24 PM

OMG. The smell of baby vomit is impossible to get out of the carpet.

2/28/2009 1:03:42 PM

answer your phone brett

2/28/2009 1:04:29 PM

he's unconscious

2/28/2009 1:04:51 PM

he's been unconscious for six years now

2/28/2009 1:06:20 PM

I don't wanna sit here and talk to my mom on the phone while I'm hungover like this!

2/28/2009 1:13:35 PM

Quote :

"he's been unconscious for six years now "

lawlz. true.

2/28/2009 1:16:29 PM

DAMN YOU BOJANGLES!

Your hangover healing powers have weakened, you ice tea dried up, I feel worse now than I did before I ate. You make me sad

2/28/2009 1:22:05 PM

i'm watching a live webcast for the NASA Robotics Alliance competition that i helped write some software for

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1369080&segment=149773

2/28/2009 1:22:44 PM

someone be a dear and run out to my car and get my ipod for me, okay? Kisses!

2/28/2009 1:36:12 PM

^^ haha they just got rickrolled

2/28/2009 1:56:44 PM

buttsecks

well, sex in general

2/28/2009 2:01:36 PM

set em up

2/28/2009 2:14:21 PM

3388

just rain here

2/28/2009 2:14:24 PM

I'm glad we did the blowout drunkfest last night, now I can pretty much be worthless and lounge around the house for two days in a row (three if it snows)

2/28/2009 2:16:00 PM

Holy fuck, that's a lot of rain back home.

God dammit.

2/28/2009 2:19:36 PM

Can't wait for glenwood tonight. I need it.

2/28/2009 2:29:53 PM

Thanks to everyone who made it out to my birthday. It was good times.

2/28/2009 2:30:58 PM

I am thinking

2/28/2009 3:00:54 PM

I wish the weather would make up it's mind.

Also- I wonder what's going to happen tonight?

2/28/2009 3:27:44 PM