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12/16/2008 3:10:40 PM

i dont want to work anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and its annoying that i have to

12/16/2008 3:45:55 PM

The uber annoying guy that recycles everything.

I was organizing our shipping supplies since we dumped DHL. I was told to just get rid of all our DHL supplies so I was throwing it in boxes for the cleaning crew to take away tonight. He comes up and is like "so ummmmm did you put the DHL boxes in our recyling bins?" Mind you the bins are like the ones you take to the curb at your house lol. I was like "NOPE!!!!! But you can go and get them from the front and put them in the bin yourself."

That just annoyed me. He watched me carry all that shit and didn't offer to help, then asks if I recycled it.

Yay for 5pm!

12/16/2008 5:01:44 PM

when its 5 o clock and i have to leave

12/16/2008 5:03:20 PM

^ you want to stay really

i hope that was sarcasm

working on fridays

12/19/2008 2:45:28 PM

Some of my annoyances have already been posted

but here are my top workplace annoyances:

1. Screen lurkers...I work in accounting for a travel agency and have to do payroll. The way my computer is set up, I can't see if somebody is lurking in the doorway of my office reading over my shoulder. I have caught more than 1 person trying to see everybody else's salary.

2. People who don't contribute anything to office parties but are the first in line to eat.

3. The gossip...oh my god the gossip.

4. The finger pointers. The people who as soon as something goes wrong as the first to finger point and say "well so and so did that. its all her fault"

12/19/2008 2:55:32 PM

sounds like you work with a bunch of children

12/19/2008 2:57:33 PM

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"2. People who don't contribute anything to office parties but are the first in line to eat."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2008 2:58:37 PM

People who go outside and smoke and then proceed to come back into the office and stick their nasty ass unwashed hands in the shared office goodies

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2008 3:24:15 PM

People who go take a shit, don't wash their hands and stick their hands in the shared office goodies


happened today


a coworker was in the bathroom w/ another coworker. 2nd coworker finished shitting, flushed and left the bathroom w/o washing hands.

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : f]

12/19/2008 3:31:31 PM

that's fucking gross

12/19/2008 3:31:53 PM

nobody likes fecal flake cookies

12/19/2008 3:32:55 PM

leaving the lid to the copier up when finished making copies.

1/6/2009 8:51:43 AM

my office manager is dealing drugs out of the office parking lot and my bosses have finally caught on...so i'm on watch...waiting for him to get the call so I can let the bosses know

1/6/2009 9:10:10 AM

I'm trying to watch an old eddie murphy flick on comedy central but my dad keeps trying to change the channel

1/6/2009 9:11:20 AM

^^ setting yourself up for a promotion?

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 9:12 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2009 9:12:23 AM

I farted a fantastic reproduction of last nights shrimp and grits and my fan is circulating the smell rather than dispersing it

1/6/2009 9:13:42 AM

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"^^ setting yourself up for a promotion?"

no, I don't want his job. I'm just helping them out b/c he needs to be fired. He is putting us all in danger, especially me. I am the first person people see when they walk through the office doors. What if he can't pay someone or something else goes wrong?

He is a freaking moron, doing this at the office, during office hours and using the office telephone number. retard doesn't even have a cell number, all his peeps call here. If you are going to deal drugs, at least do it smartly. idiot.

1/6/2009 10:45:14 AM

my paralegal constantly tells me not to answer the phone cause she doesnt want to talk to someone, and the one time i say dont answer it they have called twice already today, she says well we really need to answer it at all times, i always do, i said what you always tell me to let it go, and she says no i never. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh end rant

1/6/2009 12:35:59 PM

My boss/coworker keeps wanting to have sex with me.

1/6/2009 12:44:42 PM

MPC Computers tech support

First you buy Gateway, then you file for Chapter 11 and lay off what seems like the majority of your support staff

We have 4 different Gateway machines, under warranty, down with failed hardware and I can't successfully get parts for any of them. This blows.

1/6/2009 1:28:38 PM

My job may be turning from help desk to help desk and part time receptionist

FUCK THAT NOISE

1/6/2009 3:14:00 PM

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"leaving the lid to the copier up when finished making copies."

< - guilty

1/6/2009 3:19:19 PM

it's one co-worker in particular that always leaves the copier lid up when she leaves the copier. she doesn't leave it opened fully, just at about a 45° angle.

to me, it's about as annoying as when a toilet lid is left up.

1/6/2009 5:07:35 PM

people you give obvious signs that you don't want to talk to them, yet they won't leave your cube.....

oh yea - STOP ASKING ME EVERY %$#$%^&* MONDAY MORNING AT 8AM WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND!!

1/6/2009 10:50:48 PM

supercat, it sounds like you need a vacation

1/6/2009 11:08:51 PM

I hate when people use up all the paper in the copier and then don't bother to refill it

1/6/2009 11:19:12 PM

people who leave the bay door open when they are leaving.. when you want to load shit through the door, fine, but close it before you drive away. Im tired of closing the damn bay door.

im also tired of fuckers who think that since i can work on cars that im their personal mechanic. I get paid to work by the company, for the company. NOT for YOU on your personal SHIT BOX. i only work on decent cars. I dont want to touch anything that has been near your piece of shit trailer.

replace the paper towels by the sink if you use them all.

people work the night shift need to leave my shit how it was when i left it..

1/6/2009 11:30:48 PM

Asshats who don't know their role and have the coffee made when I stroll into the building

1/7/2009 12:17:51 AM

why is leaving the copier lid up a big deal i dont really see this much but who cares?

1/7/2009 12:22:04 AM

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"supercat, it sounds like you need a vacation "

i just got back from a two-week vacation

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"why is leaving the copier lid up a big deal i dont really see this much but who cares?"

i don't know why it annoys me so much, but it does.

1/7/2009 9:19:01 AM

ppl that call and ask about rates and then say they see it online for cheaper

THEN FUCKING BOOK IT ONLINE YOU MORON!

1/8/2009 9:47:31 PM

the lingerer. you know who i'm talking about. he's the guy that stops by your cubical to chit chat, but then continues to stand there when the conversation is clearly over. Then you feel obligated to start a new conversation because you don't want to be an ass and just turn around ignore him.

1/8/2009 9:53:56 PM

Pretty much everything at the moment with the exception of a few people.

1/8/2009 9:55:15 PM

IT'S NOT A FTP SITE. FTP SITES HAVE "FTP://" IN THE FRONT.

that's why it doesn't function like one, b/c it isn't.

and our website is not the same page as the one we use to distribute files....so when i say there's a problem with our website and i can't add your link right now, that does NOT mean that your link to our Box.net site no longer works...

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 10:05 AM. Reason : ]

1/9/2009 10:04:20 AM

Everyone that comes by and is like IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!


No shit

1/9/2009 10:08:25 AM

haha sounds like someone's got a case of the friday's

1/9/2009 10:20:43 AM

It's like that forced awkward conversation, and all they can say is "it's Friday".

My boss (the CEO) does this shit all week. Everyday he walks by he tells me what day of the week it is. Thanks guy!

1/9/2009 10:26:42 AM

ha I hate the "friday !' people

its like, does your life really suck that munch that you have to look forward to friday all week just to make it through ?

I mean, I like Fridays too, but I don't plan my week around them

1/9/2009 10:31:01 AM

women


mirite?

1/9/2009 10:33:44 AM

Her: update the web page with this info
Me: copy and pasted info directly from email
Her: [attitude]There were changes to these people's titles that I don't see and in a different order. [/attitude]

I COPIED AND PASTED FROM YOUR EMAIL, WOMAN

1/9/2009 11:07:08 AM

^^lol

1/9/2009 11:13:16 AM

I was annoyed by the fact I had so many different types of donuts to choose from this morning.

1/9/2009 11:29:56 AM

1) People that always say something during a meeting because they feel like they need to be visible, even though what they say has no meaning or importance.

2) People that drink the last of the coffee, but don't make more for everyone else.

3) People that are first in line for free food, but never bring anything to the potlucks.

4) People that bring exact change to charity luncheons. $5 for lunch, but you're supposed to give more money, like $7, for the sponsored charity.

5) People.

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : -]

1/9/2009 11:35:44 AM

4 ???

1/9/2009 11:37:17 AM

having to be here, when there aint shit to do

1/9/2009 11:39:35 AM

Quote :

"1) People that always say something during a meeting because they feel like they need to be visible, even though what they say has no meaning or importance."

Quote :

"3) People that are first in line for free food, but never bring anything to the potlucks. "

ditto. we have a few of those around here

1/9/2009 11:53:28 AM

Quote :

"1) People that always say something during a meeting because they feel like they need to be visible, even though what they say has no meaning or importance."

how bout when they say 90% of the words in the meeting and contribute 0%?..yea..now that is getting fucking old. like..one guy makes all meetings at least 2-3x longer than they should be just talking in circles saying absolutely nothing but dragging it out as long as i've ever heard anybody do.

it's actually gotten so bad customers have asked him to get to the point or called him out on not answering questions and trying to get around them. it's kind of like a politician

1/9/2009 11:55:16 AM

^ sounds EXACTLY like one of my least favorite coworkers. he thinks he's smarter than everyone and loves to schedule meetings in which he unproductively rambles on for over an hour, taking us all in circles and wasting our precious time...

1/9/2009 11:57:45 AM

^^ Sounds like my department head.

1/9/2009 12:30:26 PM