Quote :

"yay fedex guy finally came now i can take a shower"

NeuseRvrRat

7/1/2011 2:49:09 PM

Quote :

"I don't have a penis."

-GeniuSxBoY

7/5/2011 3:10:03 PM

Quote :

"In fact I regret swallowing the bite of meat and cheese that I did eat."

joe17669/Hampton

7/5/2011 10:15:47 PM

Quote :

"legs bent. ass out. over exaggerate"

Joie

(yea you knew that was coming)

7/7/2011 2:53:08 PM

Quote :

"so I'm in....now what?"

bbhehehehehehehehehe

7/7/2011 5:36:07 PM

^^actually i forgot about this thread

7/7/2011 6:12:54 PM

Quote :

"Let's do something large."

um...d7freestyler, what do you mean?

7/8/2011 8:22:33 PM

Quote :

"my mom used to get so mad cause I'd would always be playing with it"

-Minkagrl01

7/11/2011 3:48:26 PM

Quote :

"my breasts just aren't use to being worked on for that long. My nipples are sore after last night's 'power pump.' "

bottombaby

7/14/2011 9:39:56 AM

Can the context really make that much better?

7/14/2011 9:41:31 AM

7/14/2011 9:47:19 AM

Quote :

"thegoodlife3 All American 21120 Posts user info edit post mmmmmmmmmmmm Jameson 7/2/2011 8:03:16 PM"

7/18/2011 9:40:15 PM

haha

it's the only liquor I really enjoy

7/19/2011 12:23:11 AM

Lol dweedle

7/19/2011 12:25:19 AM

Quote :

"wow! He whipped that junk for almost 4 minutes! This is beside the point but no commentary was kind of weird to me."

-punchmonk

7/22/2011 2:50:47 PM

son of a bitch, I was going to post that

7/22/2011 5:51:25 PM

Quote :

"So my pie tastes great, but I'd like to give it a crunchy top. Any suggestions?"

7/24/2011 8:57:19 PM

Quote :

"std deviations would be good"

-Joie

7/28/2011 10:23:24 AM

Quote :

"I bent over backwards to hold this shit"

-saps852

8/1/2011 5:30:10 PM

Quote :

"EMCE I'll do it with you"

-LunaK

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 9:51 AM. Reason : giggity]

8/2/2011 9:51:26 AM

Quote :

"I'd fuck Hugh Jackman. "

Slave Famous

8/5/2011 2:50:48 PM

Quote :

"i took a introductory class last weekend and my ass was sore for days."

Joie

8/5/2011 11:02:49 PM

Quote :

"I have a pretty decent right and left handed flick."

punchmonk

8/6/2011 3:16:38 PM

haha...I didn't even think of that sounding like flicking the bean. I was talking about ultimate frisbee.

8/6/2011 3:18:06 PM

GREEN JAY

Quote :

"if i can taste it in my mouth, it's too much."

8/11/2011 11:31:46 AM

the first one on this page makes me laugh

8/11/2011 11:40:04 AM

Quote :

"I must've squeezed between cells"

8/14/2011 10:49:32 PM

Quote :

"are we just going to rely on our TWW notoriety to make this film popular or are we shooting for some certain niche like blindfolded hot tub creampies"

8/16/2011 9:21:21 AM

Quote :

"Naw tonight was all dark meat, baby "

wolfpackgrrr

8/21/2011 10:12:31 PM

Minkagrl01:

Quote :

"ok this is really hard, I'm stuck between Smath74 and AxlBonBach Both of them sent me really incredible submissions "

8/23/2011 11:42:32 AM

lol. Since we're on minkagrl, here's another.

Quote :

"omg that looks so good and tasty. i want it in my mouth"

8/23/2011 11:44:33 AM

^hey that doesn't count!!!!! that was from a PM! it was supposed to be private

8/23/2011 11:50:28 AM

8/23/2011 11:51:56 AM

giving it that 190% bump

8/24/2011 9:38:35 PM

evilmustard

Quote :

"oh god yes i'm in it."

8/24/2011 9:41:31 PM

Quote :

"bmel: I like to go full on hardcore. However, the slow and easy has been working "

orlly

8/30/2011 2:55:39 PM

elkaybie

Quote :

"...loved that new ball smell!!"

8/31/2011 10:18:58 AM

damn...I was gonna quote LKB. dweedle swooped.

8/31/2011 2:03:18 PM

next time yall do a tunnel painting i should go and just have a zipline i ride in on and paint stuff real quick

8/31/2011 2:06:06 PM

YES!

8/31/2011 2:16:03 PM

Quote :

"You'll BLAST out of the hole."

maximus

9/2/2011 12:51:29 PM

Quote :

"My wife nailed me with vomito"

-sumfoo1

9/8/2011 8:58:25 AM

Quote :

"i like masturbating"

Joie

9/13/2011 10:48:02 AM

Quote :

"GREEN JAY: 8" would be particularly large though "

9/20/2011 3:10:59 PM

"he talked so much shit i was expecting him to be good and then he just..... seizured everywhere"

9/21/2011 8:39:24 PM

Quote :

"sorry, but you're too black. "

bottombaby

9/21/2011 10:41:00 PM

yeah yeah yeah.
racist white girl is racist

9/21/2011 10:45:11 PM

zifnab

Quote :

"I thought she was gonna blow!"

9/22/2011 3:13:25 PM

Quote :

"theres a bear in my bed"

TreeTwista10

~

9/25/2011 8:26:02 PM

Quote :

"set em up"

9/25/2011 10:23:57 PM