I cant seem to locate an HP touchpad for $99 on any websites.

8/20/2011 8:31:06 AM

I bought a 70" TV for my living room and moved the old 42" to my bedroom. Now I can't find anyone who wants to take my old 27" off my hands because it's not a flatscreen.

8/20/2011 8:44:28 AM

^^ Gotta get up and go to the stores. The touchpad is in really low stock. I got the last one at the Apex Walmart. Hooray not sleeping well leading to me not having a fwp, but enjoying my new Touchpad

8/20/2011 9:05:24 AM

The cashews I bought are greasy

9/9/2011 10:15:29 AM

Quote :

"I bought a 70" TV for my living room and moved the old 42" to my bedroom. Now I can't find anyone who wants to take my old 27" off my hands because it's not a flatscreen."

I have almost this exact same problem

9/9/2011 10:29:07 AM

I felt obligated to buy some chickin mini's with my free chik-fl-a to find a reason to break a 20

9/9/2011 10:29:43 AM

the damn feeder for the copier jammed so I had to place my originals on the glass one at a time

9/9/2011 10:57:36 AM

^I'm going through that right now, except my feeder is leaving marks on the copies so I have to place each one of the glass

9/9/2011 10:58:57 AM

i made a 74 and a 75 on my first two tests this semester.


one of which was (well should have been) easy as hell....

[Edited on September 9, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : xvcv]

9/9/2011 11:01:57 AM

warlord stole my rice rations this morning

9/9/2011 11:03:11 AM

Quote :

"I bought a 70" TV for my living room and moved the old 42" to my bedroom. Now I can't find anyone who wants to take my old 27" off my hands because it's not a flatscreen."

Post it on Craigslist. I did that with our old TV and it was gone in about 10 minutes.

9/9/2011 11:03:32 AM

I have an extra cell phone I need to post on craigslist to sell...but I'm too lazy to write it up in order to make a $100

9/9/2011 11:04:19 AM

We've had free doughnut and bagel day at work every day for the past week-and-a-half. I'm sick of doughnuts and bagels.

Today, in addition to doughnuts and bagels, we had muffins, eggs, potatoes, bacon and sausage.

BUT NO HOT SAUCE.

9/14/2011 3:04:57 PM

PETE IN THE PURSE

Texas Pete that is

9/14/2011 3:05:59 PM

9/14/2011 3:07:56 PM

eeehee!

I always kept Frank's Red at my desk, but I'm switching offices and cleaned out the clutter.

Have ruined a couple of purse linings with condiments and dark chocolate.

9/14/2011 3:08:59 PM

haha me too

9/14/2011 3:10:16 PM

I have a bottle of sriracha at my desk. I actually get made fun of for my "pantry" because I have sriracha, another type of hot sauce, nuts, oatmeal and sunflower seed butter.

9/14/2011 3:12:30 PM

I have the following at my desk:

Almonds
Wheat Thins
Trail Mix
Ritz crackers
Granola bars

9/14/2011 3:14:39 PM

I used to be kind of squirrelish and have all of my desk drawers and my filing cabinet thing stocked with various foods. But I realized that was going a bit overboard.

9/14/2011 3:16:55 PM

I have dried apples and pineapple, oatmeal, granola bars, prunes, crackers, tea, and jerky in my desk.

9/14/2011 3:16:56 PM

let me get some jerky

9/14/2011 3:17:43 PM

I have fun dip

9/14/2011 3:18:06 PM

Oooh! I love rooster sauce! At my desk, I have:

Pretzel Thins
Gummy pre-natal vitamins
Dentyne Fire chewing gum
Dentyne Ice chewing gum
100-calorie almond snack packs

9/14/2011 3:19:47 PM

I'll trade you jerky for some Ritz crackers.

9/14/2011 3:21:37 PM

prepackaged 100 calorie bags of almonds are definitely a first world problem

9/14/2011 3:22:18 PM

Where do you find gummy prenatals? I have looked for them but have checked drugstores and grocery stores and they don't seem to have gummy ones. They have gummy adult ones, but I have never found prenatal. And I want some.

9/14/2011 3:22:27 PM

I have:

40 oz container of Natural Jif peanut butter
Trail mix
apple chips
container of mint chocolate Pirourettes
Guayaki Yerba Mate (mate chocolatte)
babybels in my little fridge


I wish I had some jerky

9/14/2011 3:23:41 PM

how much jerky would you give for some top secret, not yet released Ritz crackers? because that's what i have.

9/14/2011 3:24:47 PM

Quote :

"Where do you find gummy prenatals? I have looked for them but have checked drugstores and grocery stores and they don't seem to have gummy ones. They have gummy adult ones, but I have never found prenatal. And I want some. "

Target! And Walgreen's ... but Target offers the better deal. It's a Target generic.

http://www.target.com/p/UP-PRENATAL-90CT-GUMMY-VITAMIN/-/A-13579345

Pretty sure it's the same as VitaFusion.

9/14/2011 3:28:35 PM

y'all kinda gross

9/14/2011 3:32:35 PM

Any woman who is sexually active should be taking pre-natal vitamins. Just in case there's an accident.

9/14/2011 3:33:25 PM

My old roommates gf used to hate me because I ate her prenatals like candy.

Motherfuckers tasted just like sour patch kids.

9/14/2011 3:34:39 PM

Dangit I was just at Target this weekend. I will get some next time I'm there.

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : definitely NOT taking them for babby purposes, accidental or otherwise]

9/14/2011 3:35:19 PM

^^ They're delish! But they can cause organ damage if you overdose on certain vitamins.

^ They're good for skin, hair and nails as well.

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 3:37 PM. Reason : h]

9/14/2011 3:37:00 PM

haha I think I have half a bag of jerky left.

Quote :

"My old roommates gf used to hate me because I ate her prenatals like candy. Motherfuckers tasted just like sour patch kids."

Considering how expensive they are compared to sour patch kids I'd be pissed too

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 3:38 PM. Reason : a]

9/14/2011 3:37:51 PM

Quote :

"Any woman who is sexually active should be taking pre-natal vitamins. Just in case there's an accident."

or pulls the goalie.

9/14/2011 3:37:51 PM

Since birth control isn't 100% effective ... and 50% of pregnancies in the US are unplanned ... it's best to have pre-natal vitamins in your system.

9/14/2011 3:38:43 PM

I see in pornos a lot where the guy pulls out but still busts like right on the general vaginal area, then sometimes rubs it in or makes patterns with it.


Is this an effective BC method? I'd think, being so close to the womb, that some of the liquid could still seep in.

9/14/2011 3:40:43 PM

It only works if you pray immediately after.

9/14/2011 3:43:38 PM

Most girls tend to laugh, ask for a towel or scoop it up with their fingers in lieu of praying.

Suckers!

9/14/2011 3:46:01 PM

rub it in with your junk, in circular motions, making a 5" circumference circle, right over the mons pubis.

this must be done for 65 concentric circles, while chanting "no babies no babies no babies no"

then the tricky part is

and this is the most crucial

you must lift from the base, and slap that shit down on your artwork as hard as you can and scream bloody murder as your junk comes down with a thunderous FHWACK.


this is the only way to be sure.

9/14/2011 3:47:54 PM

Quote :

"I see in pornos a lot where the guy pulls out but still busts like right on the general vaginal area, then sometimes rubs it in or makes patterns with it. Is this an effective BC method? I'd think, being so close to the womb, that some of the liquid could still seep in. "

Yes, you can get pregnant. But I'd think the percentage is much lower than busting a nut inside the vagina.

9/14/2011 3:49:35 PM

Tougher if you have one of those Marco Banderas-type schlongs that stick up at a 45 degree angle

9/14/2011 3:49:47 PM

Is that a first world problem?

9/14/2011 3:53:37 PM

not one bit

complaining about people posting off topic on an online message board loosely associated to an institution of higher learning in a thread about first world problems,

sorta is

9/14/2011 3:58:22 PM

my penis points upwards slightly. i wonder if that is caused by the overuse of the high noon belt tuck when i was a boy.

9/14/2011 3:58:42 PM

^^^lololololololololol

"no babies no babies no babies no"
in my head it sounded like no whammies no

9/14/2011 4:00:00 PM

damnit Jeepin'

I have been good lately and haven't urged you to give me the D....that post is not helping things at this moment

9/14/2011 4:06:20 PM

Slightly upwards is OK, like one of those rims at Carmichael.

The truly great ones, however, are perfectly straight.

North...Charming...Famous.

9/14/2011 4:07:07 PM