Quote :

"For some reason, I would really love to have angry sex with Kiwi. I can just tell that she would be one of those rough fucks, that loves to be thrown all around the room and pressed up against the wall."

11/12/2009 2:25:56 PM

pm me some random confessions!

11/12/2009 2:26:21 PM

evan's threads: bringing people on tww together since november 10th 2009

11/12/2009 2:26:36 PM

I thought TWW was dead? Apparently not!

11/12/2009 2:27:13 PM

I want e-friends too!

11/12/2009 2:27:20 PM

Quote :

"My ex-boyfriend asked me to marry him and we set a day to go look at rings. On the way to the jewelry store he "got sick." We went home and he shut himself in the room and we never talked about it again."

11/12/2009 2:28:36 PM

lol i've definitely made some good convos from after confessions as well.

11/12/2009 2:28:47 PM

^ likewise

11/12/2009 2:30:56 PM

Quote :

"I have fantasized about have a 4-way with my girlfriend and certain couple from TWW. "

Quote :

"I was VERY close to banging a married chick but turned it down at the very last minute because of moral reasons. I mean she was actually on top of me and ready to go and I told her no. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 2:31:31 PM

i want someone to tell me a confession!

11/12/2009 2:34:31 PM

Quote :

"While I was dating on of my exes I made out with 2 other guys and then several months later slept with a different guy. I'm a whore. "

Quote :

"i have had anal sex once. i was very, very drunk and we did not use any lube except what was naturally there. he said i enjoyed it, but i don't remember. i do remember begging for it. i also remember being in pain for several days after. i've had the hole licked on several occasions, and i enjoy that very much!"

11/12/2009 2:34:34 PM

Quote :

"Re: your post on the top of page 34. I feel the same way about sawahash. There is something about her that really turns me on, but I have never mentioned it to her because it isn't as if I can start the convo with Personality-wise I don't know much about you, but I find you sexually appealing. How about coffee an baklava one afteroon and if all goes well some "

11/12/2009 2:38:20 PM

Quote :

"I have a crush on skwinkle"

11/12/2009 2:39:31 PM

Quote :

"this girl just texted me asking if i wanted to come over and watch twilight with her. sex would be involved but im just not sure if its worth it O THE HORROR! "

11/12/2009 2:39:39 PM

do me

11/12/2009 2:40:44 PM

Quote :

"I have found myself getting emotional about random things lately. Like I will see a commercial that isn't sad or anything and I will just get choked up. Scenes from movies that should have zero effect can make me well-up with tears. What scares me is that this is symptomatic of something internal that is going to come out in a torrent when I am not expecting it. The bad thing is that I can put my finger on what that underlying thing could be."

11/12/2009 2:41:16 PM

Quote :

"I'm embarrassed to look tww in class. "

^^^its not that bad because bella is pretty cute, makes it watchable

i wouldnt say the movie is entirely god awful, i just dont feel like it is representative of what vampires should be

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:41 PM. Reason : d]

11/12/2009 2:41:20 PM

Quote :

"confession: I shaved my legs today for the first time since Halloween "

11/12/2009 2:41:32 PM

Quote :

"I want to live out in the middle of nowhere, and heat with a woodburning stove and watch it snow a lot. "

11/12/2009 2:42:32 PM

i'm ready for another set

11/12/2009 2:43:00 PM

Quote :

"I want to live out in the middle of nowhere, and heat with a woodburning stove and watch it snow a lot. "

ha ha ha, this person should come visit my house. I am lighting the wood stove as we speak

11/12/2009 2:43:41 PM

Quote :

"The populace where I volunteer is helping my sex life"

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : oops]

11/12/2009 2:43:43 PM

^^I would come

I miss having a wood-fueled heat source SO. MUCH.

11/12/2009 2:44:41 PM

Quote :

"I use the "n word" on almost a daily basis. "

11/12/2009 2:44:53 PM

i, too, live in the middle of nowhere and have a wood stove, just waiting on the snow. also have a mountain in the backyard!

11/12/2009 2:45:46 PM

Quote :

"I once had a female TWWer over to my place for a hookup, but told her to leave because somehow, I'd managed to miss how absolutely stupid she is. Then I found out that she lied when she said her bf knew and was okay with said plans for hookup. And I was even more glad I never slept with that idiot. "

11/12/2009 2:46:15 PM

keep em' coming my way, this is fun!

11/12/2009 2:46:22 PM

I would love some more.

I must say after years on TWW (most of them lurking for the most part) I am personally shocked at the manners on display in this thread. When was the last time a thread made it to 34 pages before bad shit started happening?

11/12/2009 2:47:18 PM

i just realized that whoever posted about the wood stove and the snow is probably watching Wife Swap like I am.

11/12/2009 2:47:18 PM

Quote :

"I am self-conscious about my penis size. Even though numerous people have told me it's big, I still feel like it could use some work."

11/12/2009 2:48:00 PM

"work"?

You mean a penis pump or pills?

Jesus dude, get over it. You are what you are.

11/12/2009 2:48:57 PM

Quote :

"i enjoy getting drunk alone"

11/12/2009 2:50:55 PM

maybe the owner just needs to learn HOW to work it

bigger isn't always better

(cue the penis chart picture)

11/12/2009 2:51:16 PM

Quote :

"haha fuck that guy who is self concious bout his wang. i confess that my wang is awesome and I'm glad I have it "

11/12/2009 2:51:32 PM

Quote :

"DNL used to post stalk me on a regular basis, pm me about what i posted, and comment in threads about what i posted. even though i knew it was creepy as fuck, it was slightly flattering "

11/12/2009 2:51:45 PM

Evan's healing thread, ftw. Confess to me, and be forgiven. In the name of the T, the W, and the W.

11/12/2009 2:52:02 PM

that penis chart picture is bullshit. just look at the source, it's like "penis-size-chart.com" or some shit. Now THAT sounds like a really scientific organization.

11/12/2009 2:52:25 PM

Quote :

"I ate a whole tube of thin mints yesterday evening "

11/12/2009 2:52:56 PM

Quote :

" I have a small penis. 3" long small."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : oops]

11/12/2009 2:53:34 PM

Quote :

"I tell my peers and bosses I plan on working at my job for a long time so I get the good assignments...I've already made plans to quit as soon as my contract is up."

Quote :

"I have only had sex with two people who I knew from places other than TWW. If I had to guess, one of those is/was likely a lurker, at the least."

11/12/2009 2:53:48 PM

confess!!!

11/12/2009 2:54:37 PM

ITT, we are all catholic.

11/12/2009 2:55:01 PM

Quote :

"I think it is much easier to tell faceless people my problems than to sit down and talk them out with the people who the problems are related to. I know that I'll never solve them this way, but I like getting the weight of my chest without the drama that talking about the problems would cause."

11/12/2009 2:55:15 PM

11/12/2009 2:55:28 PM

Quote :

"Usually at least once a week, I manage to forget to rinse soap from some part of my body - usually the back of my neck "

lmao

11/12/2009 2:55:46 PM

lol @ xtine

11/12/2009 2:56:52 PM

Quote :

"Contrary to popular belief, I am almost exactly the same IRL as I am on TWW. I feel that separates me from 75% of TWW. "

11/12/2009 2:57:35 PM

Quote :

"I often fish for compliments regarding my cock, even though deep down I know it's awesome. I even send pictures of it to girls online just to see their response."

then i was sent the pic for commentary. awkwaaaaaard

11/12/2009 3:01:51 PM

more confessions plz

11/12/2009 3:02:43 PM

Quote :

"I've never dated a guy that was smarter than me so I could catch him if he ever cheated. "

from a total hottie!!!!

11/12/2009 3:03:07 PM