best pork chops evar

and wtf, hahaha, dolphin rape??

8/23/2009 6:32:10 PM

i can only "steal" internet from one spot in my house and it is really annoying because it is not a good spot for sitting

i need to call TWC tomorrow

ugh but i hate them!

8/23/2009 6:38:54 PM

i'm kinda now...

8/23/2009 7:01:11 PM

^^why is steal in quotations?

8/23/2009 7:02:17 PM

"borrow or beg"

8/23/2009 7:03:12 PM

about to cook an apple pie

8/23/2009 7:31:45 PM

me and my kitty are kissing on the lips

8/23/2009 7:36:16 PM

oh we back

8/23/2009 7:36:44 PM

NCIS marathon all day.

awesome

8/23/2009 7:44:32 PM

The Sims 3

8/23/2009 7:47:33 PM

color me excited about breaking into the first of this new batch of beers, carbonation should be complete

vienna/marzen hybrid, could be great, could be terrible...

lol

8/23/2009 7:48:53 PM

goddamnit

curacao, you better score some runs here

thanks espn for showing that asskicking to it's conclusion instead of seeing how japan just put up 5 in the first

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : OH FUCK YEAH.. rbi then a 3 run hr, 1 run game now]

8/23/2009 8:32:54 PM

Wasted the whole weekend by having to go home and visit stupid relatives that were stopping by on their way to Disney World.

8/23/2009 8:36:08 PM

why am i hungry again? maybe i should have gone to golden corral after all

8/23/2009 8:39:43 PM

dave matthews band special on fuse
<3 <3 <3

8/23/2009 8:42:25 PM

thinking about buying an old VW bus...

8/23/2009 8:43:03 PM

Quote :

"color me excited about breaking into the first of this new batch of beers, carbonation should be complete vienna/marzen hybrid, could be great, could be terrible... lol"

oh my! i've struck a winner with this recipe

8/23/2009 8:56:13 PM

this hydrocodone needs to kick in fast

8/23/2009 8:58:36 PM

send me some plz

kk

thkx

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 8:58 PM. Reason : well, i meant that to ^^, but ^ will do too, lol]

8/23/2009 8:58:42 PM

not until they pull my wisdom teeth i need them until and probably a bit after

8/23/2009 9:04:47 PM

I stole a cookie from work today. Will I be fired?

8/23/2009 9:06:17 PM

was it soft and chewy

8/23/2009 9:07:53 PM

OH MY!! hot dream sequence número 2

8/23/2009 9:08:17 PM

^^ Nah. It was a crappy iced sugar cookie.

8/23/2009 9:09:17 PM

that apple pie was a lot of damn work

hopefully it will be delicious

8/23/2009 9:11:14 PM

ONE CHANCE WEBASSIGN QUESTIONS MAKE ME SO ANGRY

suck my dick teacher your homework is annoying as ballssssss

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2009 9:16:28 PM

I need a back rub pronto

and I wish I could have stayed longer

8/23/2009 9:22:54 PM

what show is this that just had heidi doing a dance/song number?

8/23/2009 9:32:54 PM

That's it?!?!!! Fuck

8/23/2009 9:50:03 PM

APPLE PIE FILLING OF DEATH

8/23/2009 9:59:26 PM

Quote :

"That's it?!?!!! Fuck"

INORITE?!

8/23/2009 10:10:13 PM

inside the nostril zits hurt

8/23/2009 10:11:37 PM

yeah, they hurt even worse than inside the ear zits

8/23/2009 10:12:07 PM

Or between the toes zits.

8/23/2009 10:12:45 PM

earth, wind, & fire is the shit

8/23/2009 10:12:46 PM

hairy nugz is hairy

[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 10:23 PM. Reason : fuck come on curacao]

8/23/2009 10:18:06 PM

I think I need to make an effort to get ready to go to sleep now.

Yeah, that requires effort, especially when you have popcorn kernels stuck in your damn teeth. Damn...

8/23/2009 10:24:41 PM

Just as soon as one part of my life straightens up and is under control, a different part decides to give me hell. FML

8/23/2009 10:30:40 PM

FUCK YEAH!

GO CURACAO

8/23/2009 10:32:15 PM

I Need to drink more before bed, but arkansas does not sell alcohol on sundays, except at restaurants

8/23/2009 10:32:55 PM

i know no one cares but the llws curacao/japan game that just ended could have been the most entertaining baseball game i've watched in the last few years

8/23/2009 10:38:08 PM

i was just talking to my roommate about how llws games are so more fun to watch than mlb games

that one was great

8/23/2009 10:39:40 PM

actually looking forward to getting into the office tomorrow.

being confined to the house for a week was not fun

8/23/2009 10:53:04 PM

hurray for freshly filed nails

8/23/2009 10:58:35 PM

i'm really hoping for a good thing here

8/23/2009 10:59:06 PM

by now, this should not get my panties in a twist

8/23/2009 11:06:08 PM

Quote :

"INORITE?! "

yeah...totally not cool HBO...totally NOT cool.



[Edited on August 23, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2009 11:13:33 PM

There was a young woman who attempted to smuggle cocaine into the country by concealing it her breast implants.

When she was eventually caught and arrested, hers became the only genuine "drug bust" on record.

8/23/2009 11:41:49 PM

mmmmm....passion fruit sherbet float with ginger ale ftw!

8/23/2009 11:43:41 PM

9200

8/23/2009 11:52:14 PM