I know but ridiculously large boobs are the shit

I'm just messing with you btw I'm sure they're just as wonderful as they ever were

6/5/2010 7:37:58 PM

He is able to find enjoyment out of things many people wouldn't find enjoyment out of.

6/8/2010 9:29:02 PM

has funny dancing videos that get lots of views!

6/8/2010 9:30:19 PM

Has a degree in law...and love.

6/8/2010 9:33:15 PM

I am breaking on of God's 10 rules when I think of him. But I won't say which one.

6/8/2010 9:38:18 PM

She has lovely hips. I wish I could hold them.

6/8/2010 9:40:08 PM

his user profile is mesmerizing

6/8/2010 10:46:05 PM

^^ Like most women, you idolize and adore me, which confuses the hell out of me.

^ FUNNY GUY!

6/8/2010 10:46:05 PM

you can never understand a woman...

seems like a nice guy!

6/9/2010 8:39:55 PM

she has the radiant smile of a goddess.

6/9/2010 8:41:11 PM

Has goof juice like no other

6/9/2010 8:55:14 PM

Let me tell you. Matt is one helluva dude. Props to him.

6/9/2010 8:55:55 PM

sexy hair

6/9/2010 8:57:59 PM

*braapp*

6/9/2010 9:01:26 PM

he has very sexy metal rods in his leg

6/9/2010 9:02:04 PM

flatters in an unusual way

6/9/2010 9:02:16 PM

He's the kind of guy that will really stand behind you. The kind of guy to always give you a helping hand. Someone to put their hand on your shoulder, and really pump you full of self esteem. Someone that will really have your back.

6/9/2010 9:04:26 PM

I wouldn't call the cops if he raped me

6/9/2010 9:24:03 PM

^^amazing guy! any girl would be lucky to have him

^great person

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6/9/2010 9:24:17 PM

Fantastic woman. Beyond fantastic, in fact. I can't praise her enough. This site would shut down from an overload of complimenting posts for this lady if I could get away with it.

6/9/2010 9:27:27 PM

I wouldn't call the cops if he raped me

6/9/2010 9:33:09 PM

I would hit it and then kiss it to make it feel better. Oh snap!

6/9/2010 9:34:46 PM

if you drop a phonograph needle on shmorri2's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds... backwards.

6/9/2010 11:08:51 PM

^LOL

he's funny, has good taste in music, and quite creative

6/9/2010 11:20:43 PM

his family crest is a picture of a tiger shark eating chuck norris

6/9/2010 11:54:56 PM

i like your stylish couture

6/9/2010 11:55:52 PM

nice nipples, by association.

6/9/2010 11:56:20 PM

she is very gutsy and goes after what she wants even if it is scary

6/9/2010 11:57:19 PM

When this woman exhales, she creates a supersonic, microscopic shockwave that provides thousands of men (and a few women) all over the world the most stimulating orgasm ever.

[Edited on June 9, 2010 at 11:58 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2010 11:58:30 PM

Whenever this dude smokes, kittens get their wings
















WAT?

6/9/2010 11:59:04 PM

Delivers porn on demand.

6/10/2010 12:02:23 AM

I think he isbetter than CDs

6/13/2010 10:28:39 PM

she's prettier than she gives herself credit for

6/13/2010 10:31:16 PM

Lots of hair.

6/13/2010 10:32:18 PM

i'm a hip man myself but whatever floats your boat

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/13/2010 10:32:23 PM

he makes me want to help him.... to feed him

6/13/2010 10:32:25 PM

If I were gay, I'd totally sleep with him.

6/13/2010 10:51:20 PM

If I was straight I would sleep with him.

6/13/2010 11:51:56 PM

big ole boobies

6/14/2010 10:41:35 AM

was the cutest kid growing up!!!

6/14/2010 7:00:04 PM

You know what I love about her? Whenever this thread dies and I am the last one to post in it, she always hooks me up with some flattery and bumps it. She's THE BEST!

6/14/2010 7:01:46 PM

I take pride in the fact that I'm penis twins with him. So very proud.

6/14/2010 7:02:52 PM

the only person who's gotten more TWW tail than me

6/14/2010 7:46:04 PM

He punched me in the face once. Before I could fight him back, I had to fight off the stronger urge to thank him.

6/14/2010 9:34:36 PM

My uterus is tilted because of his work.

6/14/2010 11:49:12 PM

She is a beach bum.

6/14/2010 11:49:58 PM

she's into 'getting into' places

with things

6/15/2010 1:16:36 AM

i hear he's quite the fisherman

6/15/2010 2:09:42 AM

makes cool shirts?
i think. via facebook stalking?!

6/15/2010 2:12:14 AM

although we've never met, everything i know about her leads me to believe we'd get along pretty well

6/15/2010 6:05:06 AM