I would guess farting and oinking.

3/12/2009 12:23:39 PM

I"M THINKING ABOUT THIS BLUE COCK

3/12/2009 12:26:06 PM

Uncle Jesse

3/12/2009 12:27:15 PM

flu test, negative, strep throat test, negative.

they think it's a different strain of strep or flu...

fever 101+ joint pain and swelling, 120 HR 120/60 bp.... and a quite swollen throat...

they gave me antibiotics Cephalexin 500mg x4 day.... and told be to greatly increase my fluid and iron intake. first time a doctor has ever told me i looked pale....

boss and dr said no work

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 12:28 PM. Reason : s]

3/12/2009 12:28:40 PM

i am pleased with this months electric bill...

3/12/2009 12:29:02 PM

I believe you sir have the herp.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/12/2009 12:29:21 PM

I really should have gotten the small sub.

3/12/2009 12:29:52 PM

new 47" tv at work to watch the acc and ncaa tournaments on ftw

3/12/2009 12:39:56 PM

i'm totally poking someone in the eyes today!!!

3/12/2009 12:43:32 PM

facebook poke?

3/12/2009 12:50:13 PM

I just pictured saps walking around in midget land, with his pants down....while very aroused....poking people in the eye.

3/12/2009 12:51:34 PM

LOL

WUT

BRB


!!QQ!!!Q!!!

3/12/2009 12:55:09 PM

there will be a wide variety of poking going on today!

3/12/2009 12:57:29 PM

WIDE

POKING

TODAY

3/12/2009 12:59:55 PM

are you drunk already

3/12/2009 1:00:46 PM

haha i think he is just losing it at work

3/12/2009 1:11:07 PM

lol he's all

POKE MOTHERFUCKER POKE

3/12/2009 1:11:39 PM

I want to call him back right now, but I'm at work!

3/12/2009 1:13:57 PM

I like this trend, IT SHALL STAY

3/12/2009 1:22:33 PM

where'd the warm weather go?

3/12/2009 1:23:20 PM

nah im just bored


and insistent on dragging out inside jokes

3/12/2009 1:25:36 PM

o dear god just reading this message hurts my brain, i almost wanna post it for lawls but its just too sad

3/12/2009 1:31:42 PM

DO IT

DO.

IT.

3/12/2009 1:32:40 PM

Uncle Jesse?

3/12/2009 1:33:35 PM

^omgah, he's so hot

3/12/2009 1:33:59 PM

adjusting back to office life is not going to be easy

3/12/2009 1:36:55 PM

nah i really shouldnt, its really kind of sad

totally lawlworthy but sad

i'm just wondering if and how i should respond

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 1:38 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 1:37:26 PM

haha i got poked, just noticed that

3/12/2009 1:40:35 PM

is it seriously possible that one article of clothing can ruin my day???

i'm having a fat day

3/12/2009 1:42:15 PM

^^

3/12/2009 1:43:10 PM

A GIRL

3/12/2009 1:43:25 PM

^^

im gonna spend the rest of the day poking people

spread the love, thats what i always say

well not always

actually not ever

but you get the drift

3/12/2009 1:47:06 PM

If state wins tonight I'm going to win a lot of $Texas.

3/12/2009 1:47:21 PM

State is gonna win it all this year

repeat of '83 this year.

3/12/2009 1:48:04 PM

i'll take that bet

3/12/2009 1:53:30 PM

i am so full

and i really need to brush my teeth

3/12/2009 1:58:29 PM

SO SPILL ALREADY

3/12/2009 2:00:16 PM

Back to work

3/12/2009 2:00:56 PM

damn, now this song is stuck in my head

3/12/2009 2:09:33 PM

i don't like that song.

3/12/2009 2:13:24 PM

haha hehe haha ho

my guilty pleasure song

3/12/2009 2:22:20 PM

40 minutes
then I can find out

3/12/2009 2:25:22 PM

well things didn't work out with the beer but i did have a bottle of southern comfort on my bookshelf in the office

3/12/2009 2:26:18 PM

3437

Dell's download site is too slow

3/12/2009 2:26:47 PM

holy fuck whats wrong with me, i'm in a goofy mood

3/12/2009 2:26:55 PM

yay on leaving the office in 10 minutes

3/12/2009 2:28:13 PM

lucky

3/12/2009 2:32:04 PM

fitting 186 people in to a box that holds 132

3/12/2009 2:34:29 PM

Helping my dad move this weekend.

3/12/2009 2:35:01 PM

awwww Danny and Lindsay got married on CSI:NY

3/12/2009 2:40:26 PM