3/12/2009 5:02:28 PM

3/12/2009 5:05:45 PM

3/12/2009 5:06:08 PM

3/12/2009 5:07:22 PM

i heard you have smelly breath and smelly butthole gas

3/12/2009 5:07:29 PM

you creepy stalker

3/12/2009 5:08:11 PM

hahahahahahahaha

3/12/2009 5:09:10 PM

carrot that shit bitch


i don't want people thinking i stink

3/12/2009 5:09:42 PM

is there a way to list friends on facebook in order of how many friends you have in common?

3/12/2009 5:11:18 PM

yeah i think you can find it at the end of the internet

3/12/2009 5:12:54 PM

haha i forgot about this

Katie Jones thinks things are just great.

* You hooked up in 1980 and it was sloppy but delightful.
* You traveled to the artic tundra of the Alaskan moutains in search of 14 rare and stolen miniature duck figurines in the winter of 1978.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 5:13:39 PM

ugh
ugh
ugh

3/12/2009 5:28:52 PM

icing on the god damn cake

We have the apartment for an extra month, so I can move extra slowly, and as punishment the microwave is TOTALLY coming with me the first weekend I move out.

1 WEEK

3/12/2009 5:31:47 PM

^

3/12/2009 5:41:35 PM

i really want something totally gross for dinner. but i haven't showered today. i'm gross. i'm sick. my eyes are all dry and itchy and i don't feel like going anywhere. but i really want queso. like really. i can't decide if i should get it or not.

3/12/2009 6:11:32 PM

Today was sooooooo boring

3/12/2009 6:17:00 PM

your face is boring....

3/12/2009 6:25:21 PM

I want this bike

3/12/2009 6:26:15 PM

^what bike?

3/12/2009 6:30:35 PM

3/12/2009 6:32:07 PM

what are you assholes up to today?

3/12/2009 6:36:35 PM

A cruiser pink bike! I asked the Bike Fairies for it so we'll see.

3/12/2009 6:37:10 PM

I'm Gat as fUCK

3/12/2009 6:37:16 PM

epic haxor fail

3/12/2009 6:38:04 PM

flight delays are gay as fuck

messing up my evening plans yo

3/12/2009 6:39:38 PM

^I mean you could always go fly into some shitty weather and die too... maybe that would help your evening plans, yo.

3/12/2009 6:51:42 PM

ugh more and more of my family is joining facebook

le gay

3/12/2009 6:52:52 PM

Please beat Maryland

3/12/2009 6:53:18 PM

one of my professors has a folder on his desktop titled "labradoodles" and everytime he hooks his computer up and the desktop comes up on the screen, we wonder what is in that folder?!?!

3/12/2009 6:54:07 PM

ask him

3/12/2009 6:54:40 PM

um. no.

3/12/2009 6:55:13 PM

why not?

3/12/2009 6:56:33 PM

Um, pictures of dogs?

Or bestiality.

3/12/2009 6:57:06 PM

not the type of person you ask that question

besides who raises their hand in class and says "um excuse me, what is in your labradoodle folder?"

^ i mean maybe. but its weird for a 60 something year old man to have a folder with dogs in it on his desktop. i guess you have to see this guy to think it is weird. even though i think if i saw a labradoodle folder on ANYONE'S computer i know i'd probably be like "wtf"

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 6:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 6:57:26 PM

so he's gruff?

i mean if you really wanna know, thats the only way to find out

3/12/2009 6:58:36 PM

what would you name a file full of pictures of labradoodles?

3/12/2009 7:00:28 PM

why would you have a file full of pictures of labradoodles? why does everyone think this is normal? you people are weird.

3/12/2009 7:01:11 PM

maybe he is a labradoodle fan

3/12/2009 7:02:55 PM

LUPUS BABY


HAS LUPUS

3/12/2009 7:03:23 PM

MUCK FAIRYLAND

3/12/2009 7:03:51 PM

3/12/2009 7:03:55 PM

meh everyones weird

3/12/2009 7:03:58 PM

3/12/2009 7:04:19 PM

3440

MUCK FAIRYLAND

3/12/2009 7:04:21 PM

3/12/2009 7:04:45 PM

3/12/2009 7:05:39 PM

wtf, the lower level is empty

3/12/2009 7:05:42 PM

for page 2:


VASQUEZ BABY


HAS LUPUS

3/12/2009 7:05:56 PM

page 2?

3/12/2009 7:07:51 PM

i HAVE AMNESIA ... I REMEMBER NOTHING PAST THE LAST PAGE

3/12/2009 7:08:44 PM