HE IS RISEN

4/11/2012 7:04:28 PM

shabazz to ucla, noel to georgetown

4/11/2012 7:25:10 PM

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"Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello Per sources, Shabazz Muhammad will make it official for UCLA on tonight's announcement show"

4/11/2012 7:29:07 PM

what channel and time is that show?

4/11/2012 7:31:57 PM

ESPNU

4/11/2012 7:32:16 PM

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"however, we are never that lucky"

didn't we win a lucky national title?

(yes, yes we did).

4/11/2012 7:33:13 PM

Shabazz to UCLA hmmm

4/11/2012 7:41:32 PM

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"noel to georgetown"

Whoa. Source?

That is shocking for UK.

4/11/2012 7:43:00 PM

and bad for us that neither went to UK, pushes amile more to that side potentially

4/11/2012 7:43:57 PM

Shabazz sounds so nervous, but confirmed UCLA

4/11/2012 7:48:50 PM

Noel to kentucky

4/11/2012 8:47:31 PM

Come on down jefferson

4/11/2012 8:48:41 PM

Hahahaha the touchscreen isnt working

4/11/2012 8:49:34 PM

Damn, Noel to UK. they are loaded...again

4/11/2012 8:50:18 PM

is it espn or just espnu?

4/11/2012 8:54:22 PM

are you surprised?

4/11/2012 8:54:28 PM

the U. maybe Noel to UK will help with Amile ?

4/11/2012 8:56:50 PM

I hope so, in our favor.

4/11/2012 8:58:08 PM

Damn, can't watch it then. Is he supposed to announce or was that just a shitty rumor?

4/11/2012 9:00:53 PM

Going to Kentucky, brb

4/11/2012 9:02:46 PM

Yup Shows over now. he shaved UK in to the back of his flat top. also used "taking my talents"

4/11/2012 9:04:49 PM

it was a very awkward announcement.

4/11/2012 9:14:57 PM

so does jefferson have to announce tonight?

4/11/2012 9:50:35 PM

he could wait until fall classes start i think

4/11/2012 9:52:22 PM

i think he is going to wait until next year's schedules are set

4/11/2012 10:03:26 PM

georgetown was the buzz before he announced. i'm guessing that was intentional to "shock the world"

4/11/2012 10:13:41 PM

a few days ago, i saw absolutely no reason to pursue Oriakhi

my desires have changed dramatically in the last few hours

4/11/2012 11:25:52 PM

^^^aha, iswydt

4/12/2012 8:20:44 AM

On 620 the buzz this morning they said that Amile could announce as early as today (I know, heard that before) and that State seems to be the 'leaders in the clubhouse'

4/12/2012 8:43:05 AM

Guys, the sky is seriously falling.

I didn't even get an egg in this thread.

4/12/2012 9:07:05 AM

So "Nerlens", walk me through your announcement...


Well for soooo many reasons, most everybody realizes that saying you're "taking your talents" somewhere is completely asinine and swagger-less. Also, you have to consider that its been nearly two years since that phrasing was coined by "Lebron" James in his own successful effort to come out of the closet which leaves the reference pretty fucking out dated - not that it was ever particularly clever. but Im a fucking idiot so I thought it would be cool.

"Nerlens" tell me about your decision to fuck up your hair even further for the big day

"My PR strategy was very tactical and well thought out. I aimed to use my ethnic circus tent of a head to help draw attention to my already obnoxious announcement. I really wanted to confirm that I am committed to idiocy. Lets just put it like this, if I was I was 8 inches shorter I would be a lock for a lifetime of social benefits and I would probably find myself regularly annoying the shit out of girls working at fast food restaurants trying to be cool. I'm just glad my appearance can support that "

4/12/2012 9:37:04 AM

i'll just say this...if i had hair like that, i would shave shit into it all the time. it would be awesome.

4/12/2012 9:57:10 AM

How do you pronounce nerlens? Is it "lens" like contact lens, or more like "lins"?

4/12/2012 10:02:18 AM

well i say lens and lins the same, so it doesn't make one fucks difference to me

4/12/2012 10:22:20 AM

^That's how you know you're from NC

4/12/2012 10:36:07 AM

people that pronounce it lans are pretentious

4/12/2012 10:39:18 AM

I say them the same as well

I was sitting here trying to pronounce them differently and couldn't

4/12/2012 10:41:08 AM

its called short-e guys, its all the rage

and no, its not pretentious, just happens to be part of the anglish language

4/12/2012 1:15:27 PM

Quote :

"I was sitting here trying to pronounce them differently and couldn't"

4/12/2012 1:19:18 PM

country twangs ITT

4/12/2012 4:13:00 PM

git yer yankee asses out our thread

4/12/2012 4:29:06 PM

Peckerwoods itt

4/12/2012 4:37:46 PM

i, too, pronounce lens and lins the same.

4/12/2012 4:44:14 PM

i, too, pronounce lens and lins the same.

4/12/2012 4:51:08 PM

what the fuck is a lins?

4/12/2012 5:05:01 PM

Quote :

"what the fuck is a lins?"

4/12/2012 5:10:50 PM

How nice of Tyson Chandler to lend him his jacket

4/12/2012 5:20:05 PM

Oh my god they amputated his arms

4/12/2012 5:21:31 PM

Pretty funny:

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"Though Duke missed out on Muhammad, the Blue Devils are still in the mix for Tony Parker, a 6-9, 270-pound center from Lithonia, Ga., who is here this week. Parker is considering seven schools: Duke, Georgia, Kansas, UCLA, Ohio State, Georgetown and Memphis. He said he plans to cut the list to five, and make his decision April 19 by putting on the cap of the school he chooses. “Hopefully, I chop (the list) down because I have to pay 30 dollars a hat,” Parker said. Read more here: http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/04/12/1998432/uncs-weight-and-see.html#storylink=cpy"

4/13/2012 6:59:05 AM

or he could just not do that stupid putting a hat on shit.

4/13/2012 1:34:32 PM