cable would be nice right now.

3/14/2009 1:57:32 AM

had to talk to the police...dumbass motherfucker

3/14/2009 2:07:15 AM

Haha, god I am not safe from anything in this damned apartment.

First there are indians stomping around keeping me awake. Then I fall asleep but become half awake as all the moisture gets sucked out of my body by our oversized HVAC system. I'm fully woken up by sounds of the roommate returning and then sounds of sex (which you wouldn't be able to hear if the HVAC system in this place was designed correctly). Then as I am trying to rehydrate and soothe a back muscle I pulled somehow there is suddenly the overwhelming and choking smell of cigarette smoke as the improperly designed bathroom exhaust fans allow air to drift in outside from our neighbors who must smoke a pack a day, at least, per roommate.

Numerous levels of not cool going on right now, lol. At least I'm on medication so I don't have any emotional opinion about this crap whatsoever.

3/14/2009 2:40:25 AM

ARGH!!!!!! why can't i just stop!?!

3/14/2009 2:47:04 AM

my neigbors sare killing it


i'm too old to pull that shit

god bless plan b

3/14/2009 2:54:36 AM

PANCAKES!

3/14/2009 3:25:59 AM

3/14/2009 3:33:43 AM

Marshmallow Mateys >= Lucky Charms

3/14/2009 3:50:45 AM

Knockoff cereals are often better than namebrand cereals. Mostly for the fact that you can get twice the amount for the same price. For instance: I buy the malt-o-meal golden crisp equivalent all the damn time. Lasts me a long ass time and saves me $wankers on breakfast.

3/14/2009 3:53:29 AM

SHORYUKEN!

You all lose.

I'm drunk off my ass, but I still dominate street fighter.

3/14/2009 4:51:48 AM

i am so getting bojangles for breakfast.

vegetarians are idiots.

3/14/2009 7:13:36 AM

fuck you mr. hangover

3/14/2009 7:36:53 AM

I slept in 5 hours today

3/14/2009 9:48:39 AM

Engineering open house....I hate you

3/14/2009 10:07:26 AM

faster lightscribe, faster!

3/14/2009 10:08:13 AM

missed another palindrome

3/14/2009 10:14:34 AM

haha i suck at singing

also i need to go into the office for a bit, who wants to give me a ride to my car?

3/14/2009 10:26:55 AM

this nga needs some gatorade

3/14/2009 10:29:21 AM

super power phone


ACTIVATE!

3/14/2009 10:45:58 AM

i clearly did not think this weekend through

3/14/2009 10:47:56 AM

why the fuck are my nipples so goddamn sore

they've been like this for at least a week

3/14/2009 10:56:21 AM

^^fuck it, just play it by ear

3/14/2009 11:00:54 AM

you're pregnant!!!^^

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3/14/2009 11:02:02 AM

how did you know?

3/14/2009 11:03:59 AM

i may be mixing up pregnancy symptoms

3/14/2009 11:06:32 AM

you may be crazy

3/14/2009 11:14:33 AM

Quote :

"this nga needs some gatorade "

me too. stopped by a local bar in asheboro for the first time last night

woke up at the hotel across the street with a pounding headache

luckily there were no hookers involved in the making of my blackout night.

3/14/2009 11:17:38 AM

gotta love the nights where you wake up in a strange hotel!

3/14/2009 11:18:42 AM

omg coffee

3/14/2009 11:19:08 AM

not only was it a nice hotel

but i apparently remembered to ask for the corporate rate for a random big company in asheboro that knocks the rate basically in half..

luckily i also remembered to actually pay for the hotel so the company wasn't all WTF when they get the bill for my drunken night

3/14/2009 11:22:11 AM

Icelanders believe in elves, and upon building a new structure, you, at your own expense, must pay someone to inspect the site so as to be sure there are none of these mythical creatures which your new building may disturb.

In other news, Range Rovers randomly exploding has become an everyday occurrence.

3/14/2009 11:38:22 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090314/ap_on_re_us/baby_sitters_sex_tapes

Quote :

"some as young as 2 months old"

wtf...

3/14/2009 12:03:31 PM

One more night of going out and I'm done!

3/14/2009 12:09:32 PM

how awesome of an intro this would be

3/14/2009 12:14:40 PM

my foot almost feels like it's broken again. I need to move around more and see how it feels.

3/14/2009 12:17:44 PM

i like the rain but it's ruining my outdoor plans

3/14/2009 12:27:18 PM

holy crap my foot.

3/14/2009 12:33:45 PM

Exhausted



Still

3/14/2009 12:41:56 PM

qtnmfred just reminded me how much i hate april fools day

3/14/2009 12:50:07 PM

hahaha


fucking losers

3/14/2009 1:08:21 PM

anybody been to the mustang ranch in selma? im going to that shit hole town tonight

3/14/2009 1:10:10 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224

omfg

3/14/2009 1:12:43 PM

haha

wtf

3/14/2009 1:16:02 PM

i feel so overwhelmed right now

3/14/2009 1:19:07 PM

3000

3/14/2009 1:22:56 PM

I just realized I fucked up my knee too. What the hell did I do? I didn't fall or anything, gah!

3/14/2009 1:30:22 PM

lets go semenholes. GO TO HELL CAROLINA

3/14/2009 1:34:35 PM

i hate fsu and unc. i think i'm just gonna root for some kind of natural disaster to occur so they both lose

3/14/2009 1:36:10 PM

Quote :

"WHO: Open to students, staff, faculty, and community members – all persons who identify as female are welcome and encouraged to join us!"

I also didn't realize you have to pay $20 for it, I can't afford this.

3/14/2009 1:36:22 PM

3/14/2009 1:43:14 PM