you need a hypnotist like office space guy

then you can just go into work and be like "fuck it, i dont care"

3/15/2009 11:06:12 PM

ugh, just stop

3/15/2009 11:06:43 PM

I really do.
and i need a jump to conclusions mat.

3/15/2009 11:11:02 PM

you know he made a million dollars

3/15/2009 11:12:32 PM

cuz we all need a lil calypso in our lives

i provide you with a lil slice of happiness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7zNlmzAo14

3/15/2009 11:14:48 PM

I laugh every time.

3/15/2009 11:17:42 PM

ive been on a roll recently, great weekend, time for some holiday road

3/15/2009 11:18:28 PM

I have decided I like Hitch better than Watchmen, and I don't really like either movie.

3/15/2009 11:34:13 PM

i desperately want to be able to fall asleep at a normal time.

3/15/2009 11:35:36 PM

i have natasha bedinfields "put your arms around me" stuck in my head

UH OHHHHHHHHHHH!
UH OHHHHHHHHHHH!

god that chick is talented

3/15/2009 11:36:25 PM

haha tagged pictures of me on facebook...


UNTAG

3/15/2009 11:45:51 PM

Bat For Lashes is becoming my new fav. band...

Family guy then bed.

and I wish a certain someone was here to fall asleep with. It was SO nice last night.

3/15/2009 11:49:09 PM

meh.

sleep now.

3/15/2009 11:54:50 PM

don't go to sleep

pad some more



that would be a good advice dog

3/15/2009 11:55:48 PM

Do y'all think that guys that have a facebook status of them thinking about their girlfriends what by their own doing or by some force of their female?

3/15/2009 11:57:11 PM

because the bitch is watching them


otherwise guys arent compelled to post that shit whether they think about their girls alot or not

3/15/2009 11:59:10 PM

^^i never use the facebook status thing. if you look at my shit, you'll see i had two put up on valentine's day. my gf actually put them up herself. my computer remembers the password or whatever.

3/16/2009 12:00:24 AM

i just found out what "fml" was...pretty gay

3/16/2009 12:08:37 AM

FML

3/16/2009 12:09:00 AM

how about fts?

fuck that shit? i like that one a lot better...fml is part of the problem in america, b

3/16/2009 12:10:10 AM

Quote :

"i desperately want to be able to fall asleep at a normal time."

3/16/2009 12:12:52 AM

yay, now im happy!

holiday rooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

holiday road

3/16/2009 12:27:23 AM

i'm a sucker for blue eyes and brown hair

3/16/2009 12:29:31 AM

I AM DRUNK

RAWR RAWR RAWR

3/16/2009 12:30:22 AM

poprocks and bjs

all its cracked up to be?

3/16/2009 12:30:23 AM

first

3/16/2009 12:31:29 AM

memorable evening at sunset last night

3/16/2009 12:32:10 AM

jump in da line

rock ya body on time

OK

i believe you!

3/16/2009 12:34:56 AM

3/16/2009 12:35:52 AM

hope tomorrow doesn't suck

3/16/2009 12:52:00 AM

look around you>>>>>>>>>>super jail



also good night

3/16/2009 1:21:45 AM

thinkin about u...

thinkin about us.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/16/2009 1:21:52 AM

I want to sleep with my PrufrockNCSU

3/16/2009 1:26:11 AM

fucking hangover finally seems to be over

3/16/2009 1:27:18 AM

i actually haven't had a hangover in a looooooooooooong time.

except for my birthday night

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/16/2009 1:36:58 AM

I'm a touch too twitchy right now.

I think I should gnaw on some of those granola bars so my stomach shuts up and go to bed....

Please, let this be the week where I get the good news...

3/16/2009 2:35:33 AM

life is too short...

3/16/2009 3:08:03 AM

i'm pretty sure smoking is going to kill me

3/16/2009 4:02:34 AM

are you kidding me...


could you be any more presumptuous...


idiot

3/16/2009 8:06:28 AM

A GIRL

3/16/2009 8:07:36 AM

trying not to fall asleep..

3/16/2009 8:43:55 AM

can't believe i didn't fall asleep til 4

soooo tired...and my chest is all congested. bleh

3/16/2009 8:54:14 AM

where oh where did the weekend go

3/16/2009 8:56:53 AM

ugh sick

3/16/2009 9:22:20 AM

I really hate taking caffeine but I didn't have much choice this morning..

3/16/2009 9:22:56 AM

it's so weird...

i ate a bunch of shit that was terrible for me all weekend...


now i barely have an appetite

3/16/2009 9:33:36 AM

knee funny bone is not so funny

3/16/2009 9:34:41 AM

really tired, but at least im not ill any more

3/16/2009 10:17:36 AM

mondays at work FTL.


this place is driving me crazy

3/16/2009 10:20:35 AM

A GIRL

3/16/2009 10:23:50 AM