one day im going to destroy a hotel room

3/16/2009 10:00:02 PM

no no, one day you, me, and john stamos are going to destroy a hotel room.

3/16/2009 10:04:11 PM

even better!

3/16/2009 10:04:58 PM

Quote :

"You have opened a dispute for the payment you made to The Wolf Web on Mar 13, 2009 (Transaction asdf) indicating that you did not receive the item you purchased."

How does this go under the "don't fuck with the mods" rule?

fucker.

3/16/2009 10:24:15 PM

craaazyy

toys in the attic i'm craaaazyyyy

should we go fishing?


THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MAAAAAAAAAAARBLES AWAY

3/16/2009 10:43:51 PM

so i think it's starting to pay off to be bar buddies with a friend from microsoft who's pretty powerful.

3/16/2009 10:49:01 PM

Quote :

"This show is fucking amazing. Its a Mexican family's car repo business (featuring a guy reminiscent of Cold Stone) that goes around repossessing cars. This one case they were taking in a van that had handicap wheelchair adaptations. The guy is there in the wheelchair missing a leg when they start hooking it up and says he is a Marine. The Dad, being a former Marine, asks where he served. Kid goes "Iraq" and when pressed further, said the city was Yemen. Things start getting heated up and the guy in the wheel chair stands up and has two legs "

i posted about the show on the previous page, only two guys on the show are respectful, and dont do more then they need too

3/16/2009 10:50:41 PM

Quote :

"featuring a guy reminiscent of Cold Stone"

lol cold stone

the creamery or do you mean stone cold

3/16/2009 10:51:31 PM

can i get the free credit report song out of my head please

3/16/2009 10:53:13 PM

I feel really guilty.

3/16/2009 10:53:48 PM

so

in one of those weird internet things

today while i was in a 9 hour meeting apparently i got a gchat message from a girl that i've thought for nearly 5 years now was the perfect girl for me

a girl who i was close with for a little bit, then didnt talk to for a few years, then dated for a stint, and now haven't talked to in nearly two years.

one of those few people in your life that totally consumes your every thing in your head for a few days after just having a passing thought about them...

and it was a message about pandas vomiting rainbows.

wtf

3/16/2009 10:59:34 PM

better than pandas shitting leprechauns and lucky charms?

3/16/2009 11:01:27 PM

I think if someone gets caught asleep on the job they should be fired

3/16/2009 11:05:35 PM

i want a hot dog

3/16/2009 11:07:33 PM

^^depends on the job

3/16/2009 11:07:56 PM

Quote :

"K: hey Ben.. i know we haven't spoken in like a zillion years, but i just want to say thank you for those vomiting pandas. They made my day "

thnx tww

3/16/2009 11:08:37 PM

aha wtf is that shit

3/16/2009 11:10:25 PM

hah, I would agree but she still had animal rooms to do . . . as in animals not being fed or given water and she decides to just put up her feet and take a fuckin nap!

3/16/2009 11:10:58 PM

hmmmmm

3/16/2009 11:24:10 PM

getting hungry, maybe i should go to bed

3/16/2009 11:24:51 PM

3/16/2009 11:26:50 PM

do I win a prize for 100 posts?

3/16/2009 11:26:55 PM

is there a beer called delirium tremens? i think someone was telling me about it or something

is it belgian?

<3 belgian beer

3/16/2009 11:28:01 PM

tremens is another beer by delirium

i like tremens better, but it's a nocturnum night.

fromt he Huyghe Brewery

[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : e]

3/16/2009 11:30:16 PM

yum, belgian is the best

3/16/2009 11:33:34 PM

I need $175

3/16/2009 11:34:18 PM

^^

eh

im more of a czech pils fan

but i can def. dig the belgians

3/16/2009 11:35:16 PM

I seriously can't get over this.

3/16/2009 11:36:31 PM

ONLY TO BE DRANKEN OUT OF A GOBLET!

[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/16/2009 11:37:09 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

3/16/2009 11:42:14 PM

I'm hungry, I want to make muffins but it takes too long

3/16/2009 11:57:05 PM

Just had a banana and Mickey D's apple pie, now I'm heating up a can of corn

gonna put some butter in there, fap in it for a few then yumm

3/17/2009 12:16:51 AM

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys aren't having a beer, then neither will I."

3/17/2009 12:18:47 AM

So ready for this rain to end

3/17/2009 12:27:41 AM

ready for it all to end

3/17/2009 12:28:31 AM

i really, really hope the retard at the dry cleaners doesn't fuck up $460 worth of jeans for me

all i wanted was to get two pairs hemmed

3/17/2009 12:28:43 AM

wow, you buy expensive jeans.

3/17/2009 12:31:06 AM

ps is baller didnt you know?

3/17/2009 12:33:50 AM

pretty, happy girls in ponytails

3/17/2009 12:36:50 AM

lol, i too was a cheerleader once

3/17/2009 12:38:30 AM

i, too....wait, shit

--

This prison life show is ridiculous. There's a subculture of guys who psychologically become women, even to the point of sounding like them

3/17/2009 12:41:21 AM

Deep Sea Creatures

^you mean to tell me you've never seen a movie with that as a joke?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : i mean they had to have gotten that from somewhere...]

3/17/2009 12:43:57 AM

I hope this medication works.

-_-

3/17/2009 12:45:42 AM

i need to exercise

right now

...

dammit

3/17/2009 12:48:26 AM

So go run or lift some heavy stuff or do some pushups or do some sit ups or somethin

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/17/2009 12:49:11 AM

maybe be your baby tonight

3/17/2009 12:50:02 AM

3/17/2009 1:08:11 AM

double the pleasure double the fun with doublemint gum.

3/17/2009 1:09:36 AM

I want a random late night pm conversation.

3/17/2009 1:16:44 AM

Food, drink, sleep, sex

Not necessarily in that order.

3/17/2009 1:24:46 AM