Love heals

3/19/2009 12:59:51 AM

Holy crap, I thought someone just tried to hand me this cup sitting beside me.

3/19/2009 1:16:08 AM

if you call someone and instead of ringing, you get some message saying that the number you dialed is not a working number, does that mean that they didn't pay their bill, or have they changed their number?

3/19/2009 1:22:17 AM

tomorrow:

class 1: skip to register
class 2: attend
class 3: skip

WEEKEND STAHTIN ERRLY

3/19/2009 1:48:34 AM

i'm going to jo

3/19/2009 1:55:22 AM

well that was enjoyable

3/19/2009 2:02:08 AM

Good day at the office.

3/19/2009 2:10:17 AM

A GIRL

3/19/2009 7:34:48 AM

A QUAGMIRE

3/19/2009 7:44:34 AM

A PILGRIM'S HO

3/19/2009 7:47:48 AM

look motherfuckers

i blocked that son of a bitch so i wouldn't have to read all this "my little bitch" bullshit

so the rest of you shut up too

or i'll block you

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BE AFRAID.

3/19/2009 7:49:53 AM

^ i think it's a fun game...you should loosen up a bit

besides, you KNOW what it says...does blocking it actually do anything? or is it more of a principle thing? because, i gotta tell you...i haven't shed a tear, yet

3/19/2009 7:53:59 AM

ALL I SEE IS WHITE SPACE!

RAWR RAWR RAWR

3/19/2009 7:54:31 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3/19/2009 9:04:24 AM

One of WRAL.com's headlines under Sports:

"President Brarack Obama's 2009 NCAA Bracket"

3/19/2009 10:10:37 AM

another sick day

3/19/2009 10:18:30 AM

haha, bitch is fuckin psycho

3/19/2009 10:32:11 AM

that's one dream i hope doesn't come true


but it appears that it may :/

3/19/2009 10:33:27 AM

im guessing you're not talking about the makin' out with Mr. Joshua then punchin a girl in the throat

3/19/2009 10:35:36 AM

haha...

no...not that one

3/19/2009 10:36:26 AM

then which one!

3/19/2009 10:37:29 AM

I got dat 190% bubbling guts...

time to make a pit stop I suppose.

3/19/2009 10:39:50 AM

i had a dream that i saw my brother and told him to go fuck himself for not being my friend on myspace or facebook. and he said fuck you and called me a bitch

3/19/2009 10:40:28 AM

http://www.bmpn.org

3/19/2009 10:43:35 AM

http://www.bmpn.org

3/19/2009 10:44:39 AM

OH SHIT errors all up in this bitch.

3/19/2009 10:46:57 AM

OH SHIT errors all up in this bitch.

3/19/2009 10:47:49 AM

Come on Herb, shove this shit in Fowlers face

3/19/2009 10:50:56 AM

I hate when something is worded really strangely but I can't for the life of me think of a way to make it better.

3/19/2009 10:54:51 AM

what was wrong with that ^?

3/19/2009 11:26:34 AM

Wrong with what?

3/19/2009 11:33:00 AM

I thought you were talking about what I just typed before you.

3/19/2009 11:37:24 AM

3/19/2009 11:38:38 AM

I wish my roomate's dog would shut-up!!! does it ever stop whining??
agghhhh......

3/19/2009 11:40:26 AM

Nah. I'm an editor.

3/19/2009 11:41:00 AM

lol nah he moans constantly, let him out to wonder around he will moan less

3/19/2009 11:44:15 AM

may get an offer on the house this weekend

3/19/2009 11:46:33 AM

his new name is pee-pee head

hate dog.

3/19/2009 11:47:41 AM

I need to get dresses and go watch lost

3/19/2009 11:48:18 AM

This is one of the stranger menu items I've seen in a good while: Tortilla chips, French Fries and Onion Rings topped with our homemade cheese sauce, jalapenos, tomatoes, olives, onions & chili. Served with salsa & sour cream.

3/19/2009 12:19:51 PM

I think I twisted my ankle in the middle of the night, it hurts like hell

3/19/2009 12:31:02 PM

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

3/19/2009 12:36:16 PM

Wonder if I can take the rest of theday off when I get back

3/19/2009 12:37:17 PM

A GIRL

3/19/2009 12:37:59 PM

Brits are weird.

apparently it can be seen as offensive to talk and make hand gestures.

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2009 12:43:56 PM

britains? is that the correct way, as opposed to brits?

3/19/2009 12:44:36 PM

hell yeah A&M

3/19/2009 12:45:26 PM

nah, brits is right.

this person giving a presentation had it written as 'Britains'. It looked funny to me the entire time.

I didn't realize how wrong it was until I typed it out myself.

3/19/2009 12:49:06 PM

I JUST HAD TO GO TALK TO THE PO-LICE

3/19/2009 12:55:10 PM

snitches get stitches

3/19/2009 12:56:47 PM