i'll give you 5 bucks... cash!!!11

3/23/2009 2:49:12 PM

what's my motivation?

3/23/2009 3:09:25 PM

new Iphone case

3/23/2009 3:13:14 PM

waiting for my new phone with a new numbah!!

3/23/2009 3:16:02 PM

wasabi ouchies!

3/23/2009 3:20:33 PM

uggggggggggggggg, I hate it when I get to work and there is a note "Sarah, please make sure both girls get a bath with hair. Showers are fine some of the time buat at least once a week they need to take a bath. I don't think they are cleaning their bottoms well in the shower - it's hard for a kid to do without help.

Also, SG needs to change the fish's water after homework."


She wants me to scrub these kids asses.

Damn, just let them get chaffed a few times and they will learn they need to wash their self.

3/23/2009 3:20:48 PM

And now I feel less of shit and more of energy.

Perhaps I should go buy some of those things I need before I really need them again...

3/23/2009 3:28:20 PM

I plan on living forever


So far, so good

3/23/2009 3:38:36 PM

paging dr greenthumb

3/23/2009 3:39:08 PM

Quote :

"I don't think they are cleaning their bottoms well in the shower - it's hard for a kid to do without help. "

Maybe someone should TELL the kids to scrub themselves.

Then enforce discipline when they don't do as they're told.

These kids are older than 3, they should be able to wash themselves and follow directions.

3/23/2009 3:49:34 PM

hooray I escaped work on time today

3/23/2009 4:21:33 PM

You think Wolverine will be in IMAX?

3/23/2009 4:22:59 PM

ahh, PPAP's suck ass

3/23/2009 4:33:42 PM

raleigh's imax has been pretty slack in what they have had (the several movies i wanted to see in IMAX weren't shown here)

3/23/2009 4:38:29 PM

NINE INCH NAILS JUNE 12TH OMGOMGOMG

3/23/2009 6:36:31 PM

getting old

3/23/2009 6:49:29 PM

Good hike today. Can't wait to go back with the bikes!

3/23/2009 7:13:50 PM

the sunset is so nice, and I'm watching lectures

3/23/2009 7:17:39 PM

Tired. going to nap soon

3/23/2009 7:24:32 PM

now i know where the term jailbait came from... ACDC - Jailbait

3/23/2009 7:27:52 PM

pretty damn hungry and ready for a nap.....or bed.

3/23/2009 7:31:17 PM

3/23/2009 7:40:00 PM

i would like to commend myself for not flipping out when a full cup of cold milk was poured into my lap today

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3/23/2009 7:48:09 PM

cool, i'm still alive

3/23/2009 8:54:49 PM

and still in one piece?

3/23/2009 8:56:21 PM

somehow

3/23/2009 8:58:00 PM

That was fun, I enjoyed that.

3/23/2009 9:01:30 PM

I want to live on a farm.

3/23/2009 9:12:05 PM

I'm happy I was able to do that.

3/23/2009 9:15:59 PM

i dont write great papers but i sure can knock out a decent one in a short amount of time

3/23/2009 9:17:15 PM

bed nice and early tonight


like right now

3/23/2009 9:21:10 PM

I just found some notes (I think) from middle school ... under "twists of children's books" I wrote "Jack & Jill went to the store to get some water & were killed in a car accident" and "the old woman who lived in a shoe and then got Alzheimer's" ... amongst others.

I wonder what went on in class that day.

3/23/2009 9:29:20 PM

holy crap I lurve cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

3/23/2009 9:32:31 PM

dinner was not all that it was craked up to be

3/23/2009 9:40:24 PM

wish i had some tylenol pm

3/23/2009 9:44:52 PM

hmmmm

ive got a nose for these things

3/23/2009 10:10:37 PM

my toe is throbbing!!

3/23/2009 10:13:05 PM

my fatass cats

3/23/2009 10:41:16 PM

hahaha I bet my roommates are like

3/23/2009 10:47:07 PM

Do you think its stupid for a chick to want a roommate to not have meat in the kitchen b/c they don't eat meat?

3/23/2009 10:54:51 PM

yes. She is not the only person in the house.

Also, my bunny escaped his pen and wreaked havoc in the sunroom . . . he tore open his bag of hay and his bag of feed and he did somehow find the spare litter box in the cabinet - he opened the door, pulled it out and pooped in it

3/23/2009 11:00:35 PM

maybe she's into 24 and Heroes again

3/23/2009 11:02:39 PM

ma-ma-ma-ma-make CRACK LIKE DIS

3/23/2009 11:05:08 PM

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3/23/2009 11:05:50 PM

for a fat chick, I have got crazy definition in my calves

3/23/2009 11:06:02 PM

this will not end well

3/23/2009 11:22:00 PM

i wanna see kiwis tits

3/23/2009 11:22:50 PM

Stuck at work until midnight when the garage opens and I don't have to pay for parking

3/23/2009 11:29:42 PM

This feels like such a waste

3/23/2009 11:31:48 PM

Biggest Pet Peeve! Don't say you're going to call and then don't its a waste of both our times.

gotta love the ex.

3/23/2009 11:37:45 PM