emce should make a script of just female twwers....i do believe it would save him some time

8/25/2009 4:47:29 PM

have you been post stalking me poopface? *



*you still can't get any MOUG

8/25/2009 4:48:50 PM

nah, i'm just a regular poster

8/25/2009 4:49:38 PM

oic

in that case, you don't make very much sense

8/25/2009 4:52:08 PM

I wish this passage could be cleared up a little more....

Quote :

"For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can. "

8/25/2009 5:04:33 PM

best nap I've had in a looong time

8/25/2009 5:06:00 PM

some people are born eunuchs

some people get their shit removed by other people and are thus made eunuchs by others

some people are fuck nuts and remove their own shit so they are eunuchs

why was that so hard

8/25/2009 5:12:27 PM

8/25/2009 5:13:18 PM

Now I can relax for a day son.

^^ WELL LOOK WHO IT IS SON.

^ Hey son.

8/25/2009 5:35:20 PM

hmm

i'd like chinese taipei to win their game against mexico tonight in the llws.

i'd like that quite a lot

kthnx

8/25/2009 5:36:21 PM

One of my colleagues is one of those annoying lingerers who hangs out by my cube way past the point of comfort.

And I think the IT guy just hit on me. "My name is Kit. It stands for 'Keep In Touch.'" Then he winked. Freak show! And he can access my computer remotely. YIKES!

My colleagues are annoying.

8/25/2009 5:38:48 PM

Sounds like it son.

8/25/2009 5:39:54 PM

Am I the only normal IT guy?

8/25/2009 5:41:05 PM

Who said you were normal?

8/25/2009 5:44:08 PM

Probably.

Another one told me in person that I reminded him of the chick from the travel channel and that I needed to take her job. I cut the conversation short and walked away. Then I get the following fucked up email:

Quote :

" Okay, by now you are thinking lord knows what. I’m just trying to save you from a life of lawyering. You were born to be a Star! Again, you are ten times more charming and engaging than Sam. Think kind of an edgy, funny Giada de Lorentis. Hot, but accessible. A sexy, hometown girl with an infectious smile. Hey! I’m seeing AGENT on my office door. Or sub-assistant grip, I can’t decide. See you soon. Warm regards, Greg "

He got fired.

8/25/2009 5:44:16 PM

Ok.

8/25/2009 5:45:49 PM

Wtf

8/25/2009 5:46:12 PM

...

that's awful AND horribly disjointed!

8/25/2009 5:46:27 PM

Pei Wei

8/25/2009 5:47:19 PM

And he's in his 60s.

He was picking up from a previous verbal conversation that I cut short, which explains some of the disjointedness.

Old IT nerds are the worst.

8/25/2009 5:47:46 PM

Worthless.

8/25/2009 5:48:17 PM

Not like Pei Wei.

8/25/2009 5:51:51 PM

Pee Wee?

8/25/2009 6:14:00 PM

No, PEI WEI.

I want Chinese food.

8/25/2009 6:14:15 PM

chinese food would be good

but i have to wait at least a week

8/25/2009 6:15:21 PM

Yeah, I'm probably not going to get any chinese tonight anyway simply because I'm worn out from the past 24 hours or so. I think I'm going to end up having to eat a boiled hotdog.

8/25/2009 6:16:13 PM

i'm trying to decide whether to just get dressed and go on to raleigh


or lay here and take a little nappy nap

8/25/2009 6:19:50 PM

you are correct saab

define "dressed"

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 6:25 PM. Reason : its a pretty low key bar... you don't exactly have to put on anything special for them.]

8/25/2009 6:22:25 PM

I think she just said "get dressed", not like dressed up. But I may be mistaken.

8/25/2009 6:23:07 PM

Wow. Coworker pulled a major fail at home.

Now his ass is on report for a security violation. Some people are really fucking retarded.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 6:24 PM. Reason : myself included, it seems]

8/25/2009 6:24:19 PM

yeah...get dressed


not dressed up

8/25/2009 6:25:48 PM

Its Friday

8/25/2009 6:27:37 PM

Where are you son?!

8/25/2009 6:28:28 PM

the only issue is that i don't really have anywhere to go beforehand

i need a break from the sorority house

and i don't know where brett is

or saps

and i'm not going to sit at the bar by myself

8/25/2009 6:29:05 PM

Hmm, what are ya trying to do son?

Is the end result trivia son?

8/25/2009 6:30:21 PM

yeah...

i just need something to do from now until 8:30

if i try to take a nap i may as well just call it a night and go to sleep

8/25/2009 6:31:41 PM

thinking of buying a freezer

service plan yes or no?

um...
3YR In-Home Master Protection Agreement 59.99
vs
2YR In-Home Master Protection Agreement 39.99
vs nothing

from sears

nice price for a kenmore

and they can deliver by the 27th.........which is nice cuz i have no truck and i live on the 3rd floor



[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 6:48 PM. Reason : .]

8/25/2009 6:37:39 PM

no

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 6:45 PM. Reason : although more details would help]

8/25/2009 6:45:00 PM

Alright, well I think it's time for me to rest now son.

At least the anger is gone son.

Bye son.

8/25/2009 7:12:45 PM

I have the biggest most painful pimple on the line of my upper lip right in the middle (where the dip is). It's so swollen

8/25/2009 8:24:15 PM

teh herp

8/25/2009 8:24:39 PM

holy shite!!! I got to round 3! They want me to come do a formal interview at the company next week

8/25/2009 9:08:17 PM

how long is long enough to wait before i get aggro at someone on amazon??

i ordered a book august 10th. said it would ship august 12th in the confirmation. NEVER got an email that said it shipped so like 3 days ago i emailed the seller and was like "wtf can you just tell me if it is going to ship soon, i need it for school"

....

no response. no book. now what? keep waiting?

8/25/2009 9:21:47 PM

Oh my god the bend and snap.... Works everytime!

8/25/2009 10:14:05 PM

I want to watch football! Where is it?

8/25/2009 11:00:19 PM

darby ogill and the little people is a good movie.....and sean connery is badass

8/25/2009 11:07:10 PM

^4

ask for a refund, by this point i would doubt you're getting it

8/25/2009 11:11:50 PM

My hand hurts.

8/25/2009 11:12:12 PM

Pain and swelling are going to make it a rough night

8/25/2009 11:26:23 PM

^^^^one of my favorite movies growing up...hands down

8/25/2009 11:28:09 PM