waahh

3/24/2009 10:26:03 AM

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"ib"A GIRL""

A GIRL

3/24/2009 10:26:43 AM

And I have come to the conclusion that time warner is the biggest clusterfuck ever. Assigning the same static ip to two separate locations = :carlface:

3/24/2009 10:29:18 AM

yeap

3/24/2009 10:37:24 AM

nope

3/24/2009 10:42:57 AM

cupcakes

3/24/2009 10:44:36 AM

freezing cold in my office today

3/24/2009 10:57:18 AM

nickle you shouldnt talk like that

3/24/2009 10:58:52 AM

?

3/24/2009 11:00:01 AM

Quote :

"why the fuck do people feel the need to update their facebook a bazillion times a day. This isn't fucking twitter. "

don't they have some program out now that when you update one, it automatically updates the other?

that could be what you are seeing....



i'm not 100% sure since i don't mess with that twitter junk, but i tihnk i heard jim norton bitchin about it on the radio with louis ck

3/24/2009 11:05:56 AM

twitter is dumb

3/24/2009 11:07:20 AM

food

3/24/2009 11:27:03 AM

Carnival day!

3/24/2009 11:33:43 AM

^^^i concur

3/24/2009 11:34:09 AM

time to go liberate my groceries, living off of ramen sucks

3/24/2009 11:35:51 AM

i dont wanna go to wachovia

3/24/2009 11:41:58 AM

tired.... need to go upstairs and do temps

3/24/2009 11:42:57 AM

i just dropped my phone and it bounced off my foot under the refidgerator. and its fucking ringing. holy shit wtf

3/24/2009 11:45:09 AM

just ordered a siiiick LCD monitor... 23" with 20x11½ resolution

3/24/2009 11:46:25 AM

probably i text i sent ya, about lunch haha

3/24/2009 11:46:42 AM

health insurance is confusing

3/24/2009 11:49:03 AM

haha in what way??

3/24/2009 11:49:31 AM

trying to figure out what exactly you have to pay and what exactly you get. ive never had to buy it on my own.

3/24/2009 11:51:05 AM

oh

3/24/2009 11:56:18 AM

they just made us pay for our own at work..it's still through work so its cheap as shit and all but we have to pay for it. kind of sucks but whatever.

3/24/2009 12:13:06 PM

yeah my work just takes out like 15 per paycheck

3/24/2009 12:16:21 PM

yea ours is something like that. i added on like all the options and it's maybe 20 per paycheck? that change happened right when we got the lower taxes bc of Obama so it comes out about the same

3/24/2009 12:17:26 PM

finally finished

3/24/2009 12:17:34 PM

i had the choice between 15 per paycheck and 30 per paycheck...the added benefits for the 30 per paycheck plan didnt make it worth it though

3/24/2009 12:19:21 PM

tax refund monies...we are goin to casinos

3/24/2009 12:21:08 PM

Don't spend it all on curry.

3/24/2009 12:22:12 PM

mine added like vision and dental stuff.. and i needed to go to both pretty soon so figured i might as well

3/24/2009 12:25:54 PM

they have curry in the casinos?

3/24/2009 12:26:32 PM

^^oh...i had to pay 15/paycheck for dental too...had a 13/paycheck and 15/paycheck dental plan...figured i'd save more than 52 bucks a year if i had the 15/paycheck so i went with that one...i think vision is covered under my health plan

3/24/2009 12:28:17 PM

Quote :

"So next time you head to the beach, be on the lookout for the stonefish. Oh wait. You can't because it's fucking invisible."

Quote :

"While a human probably wouldn't be killed by the strike alone, it would leave a mean bruise and a couple of deep puncture wounds from its two-inch long fangs. And then while you scream like a girl at a Jonas Brothers concert, the snake's venom begins to digest you from the inside out... like the music at a Jonas Brothers concert. "

Quote :

" Normally water and electricity don't mix. However, electric torpedo rays don't give a shit about logic and will release up to 220 volts of electricity into the water at any given moment, from their totally hidden spot on the ocean floor. Electric rays are fairly aggressive and have been known to attack divers, so don't try to tell us that they are more scared of us than we are of them, 'cause we're terrified. By the way, you may be thinking that it's pretty badass somebody named them "torpedo rays" but they weren't named after the explosive ship-killing weapons. No, the weapons were named after the fucking rays. "

http://www.cracked.com/article_17173_7-terrifying-creatures-youll-never-see-coming.html

[Edited on March 24, 2009 at 12:53 PM. Reason : ]

3/24/2009 12:50:22 PM

My purse smells like blueberries and I don't know why...

3/24/2009 1:00:12 PM

i just dont get this gluten allergy thing...

3/24/2009 1:46:33 PM

my ad revenue is way down

3/24/2009 1:57:42 PM

You're gonna have to show more tit.

3/24/2009 2:01:22 PM

I'm in limbo right now...what to do, what to do...

3/24/2009 2:01:58 PM

ask them to move the stick up a few notches so you can get under it better?

3/24/2009 2:03:02 PM

LOL...good one!

3/24/2009 2:04:45 PM

damn my nose and my azz are bleeding now

3/24/2009 3:33:59 PM

wut

3/24/2009 3:36:01 PM

3482.02
time to go home

3/24/2009 4:01:28 PM

Quote :

"You see, when the fish isn't around humans, it utilizes its extreme sense of smell and taste to track trace amounts of urea and ammonia that leak from the gills of other, less assholish fish."

haah the animals are nonthin new, but the articles are hilarious

3/24/2009 4:17:13 PM

well fuckbeans

3/24/2009 4:52:32 PM

haha


fuckbeans


i will use this in the future

3/24/2009 4:53:42 PM

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"G.O.D All American 2079 Posts user info edit post damn my nose and my azz are bleeding now "

WAT

3/24/2009 4:55:12 PM

IT"S BEER TUESDAY!!

YAAYY

3/24/2009 4:55:16 PM