I'm getting fat. One of the ladies at work oh-so unkindly pointed this out

3/25/2009 2:22:22 PM

the obvious choice would be to click your mouse.

3/25/2009 2:25:37 PM

A GIRL

3/25/2009 2:40:14 PM

drunk. $260 lunch and shopping at Scott &U molly's.
and he still doesn't get from the million times I told him that we are just friends and that he doesn't need to do anything for me.

3/25/2009 3:04:01 PM

Nap time.

3/25/2009 3:23:14 PM

Cannot decide on a haircut.

Ugh!!!!!!


And I should do it quick. I'm sitting in the chair now

3/25/2009 3:41:58 PM

I can't believe I'll be 23 Sunday! And I have no plans to celebrate, aside from taking a gun class!

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 3:57 PM. Reason : shhhhh]

3/25/2009 3:44:46 PM

I'll be sure not to let my house that day. Thanks for the heads up.

3/25/2009 3:45:45 PM

I won't be approved for a few days, I'm just taking the class.

3/25/2009 3:48:26 PM

Oh God. Why won't this kid go to sleep?????

3/25/2009 4:19:38 PM

this fucking blows. give me one good reason ishouldnt blow my fucking head off with a fucking ak right now

3/25/2009 4:20:58 PM

ugh

lunch was great, but my stomach is still not happy with me


^i haven't met ya, but i have a feeling your a cool guy and you would be sorely missed

plus, whatever it is, it can't be that bad... just step out, have a beer, and chillax for a moment

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 4:23 PM. Reason : dsi]

3/25/2009 4:21:52 PM

so fucking bored

3/25/2009 4:35:06 PM

I am so sorry to everyone I have hurt and caused troubles for.

3/25/2009 8:06:00 PM

I'm sooooooo hungry

3/25/2009 8:06:44 PM

3/25/2009 8:07:02 PM

perhaps i will buy a home.....

3/25/2009 8:27:48 PM

Hungry.

3/25/2009 8:36:48 PM

This soup is amazing.

Thanks mom!

3/25/2009 8:38:37 PM

that wasn't so bad

3/25/2009 8:38:57 PM

sleep

3/25/2009 8:43:52 PM

I was eating at Hardee's and a table of nerds assembled near me, talking about 4chan memes, motivational posters, and fail boats. When one of them mentioned having seen the god of the internet (or something like that) I wanted to find the "Final Boss of the Internet" picture and show it to them on my laptop, and hopefully ruin their appetite.

Sadly, I wasn't on any wireless.

3/25/2009 9:10:09 PM

so you set up your laptop in a hardees?

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 9:11 PM. Reason : cause thats pretty nerdy]

3/25/2009 9:11:34 PM

Shouldn't you be stalking some chicks?

3/25/2009 9:12:20 PM

fuck it

good night

3/25/2009 9:14:34 PM

^^seriously? thats all you got?

3/25/2009 9:16:30 PM

I just found some cookies in a bag in a closet and I have no idea where they came from or how long I've had them.

... I'm just gonna eat them anyway.

3/25/2009 9:31:47 PM

somebody was high in foodlion

3/25/2009 9:38:18 PM

I think they might have been part of a Christmas present.

But it wasn't this last Christmas.

3/25/2009 9:43:23 PM

drank in my cup

man hold up

3/25/2009 9:47:12 PM

did ragged shoot himself yet?

3/25/2009 9:47:56 PM

nope, he's still posting retarded threads in the garage

3/25/2009 9:49:15 PM

11^ I am the god of the internet

3/25/2009 9:51:47 PM

dude, no one is gonna count up 11 posts

3/25/2009 9:52:51 PM

who cares shes got boobs

3/25/2009 10:01:15 PM

My cat is just sitting on my desk licking stuff. What a fruitcake.

3/25/2009 10:45:00 PM

still feeling paranoid/down

cabin fever?

3/25/2009 10:47:37 PM

What? Wait... When did... OK did I lose some hours or something today. I don't remember posting on tww this morning... K, I think I'm gonna freak out now...

3/25/2009 10:49:36 PM

AND MOTHER FUCK YOU INDIANS FOR RANDOMLY STOMPING AROUND! YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

3/25/2009 11:22:55 PM

3600

3/25/2009 11:41:03 PM

lol indians?!?! stomping?!?!

3/25/2009 11:43:59 PM

Dots, not feathers.

We had overweight girls above us last time and they weren't even 1/20th this loud. You couldn't hear them walking around. My damn chandelier jumps a few inches when they walk/run to the kitchen. These fellas moved over here from some similar second floor townhomes/apartments in a block across the street from us (just carried their shit right on over) and I'm starting to think this is why they had to move.

3/25/2009 11:46:54 PM

set em up

3/25/2009 11:47:42 PM

Quote :

"We had overweight girls above us last time and they weren't even 1/20th this loud. You couldn't hear them walking around. My damn chandelier jumps a few inches when they walk/run to the kitchen. These fellas moved over here from some similar second floor townhomes/apartments in a block across the street from us (just carried their shit right on over) and I'm starting to think this is why they had to move."

I have the same problem with the guys above me. I live in constant fear of the ceiling fan/light fixtures breaking.

3/25/2009 11:49:19 PM

my gad I am tired . . .
it's bedtime

3/25/2009 11:51:21 PM

i concur

3/25/2009 11:59:26 PM

saps sucks my balls

3/26/2009 12:00:11 AM

indeed

but not wednesdays

3/26/2009 12:01:22 AM

its thursday now

3/26/2009 12:05:03 AM

3/26/2009 12:05:40 AM