What photos should I add to my gallery?

3/31/2009 2:20:55 AM

^I'm not adding that!

3/31/2009 2:25:00 AM

^WTF! Chill with the porn man!

3/31/2009 2:35:48 AM

so where the fuck is this picture of me everyone keeps talking about

3/31/2009 2:44:23 AM

makes me wonder what happened

3/31/2009 3:05:39 AM

hjahahahahahahaha i just loled the fuck out of this picture, i forgot about it

3/31/2009 3:12:32 AM

I suppose I'll go listen to music and, from there, figure out if I want a few more hours of sleep.

I wonder if it is manageable. *ponder*

3/31/2009 3:57:31 AM

ugh, so much cardboard in my living room, so little time for cleaning it up

working full time and feeling like I'm getting sick sucks

3/31/2009 7:50:19 AM

Well, and then there's that

3/31/2009 7:56:26 AM

spilled coffee on my pants this morning on the way to work.. i look like a tool

3/31/2009 8:11:10 AM

Ready to kill a boss

3/31/2009 8:15:55 AM

Quote :

"Man fires at McDonald's window over breakfast menu Posted: Mar. 30 4:12 p.m. SALT LAKE CITY — Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald's after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet. Police said the female driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered from the lunch menu early Sunday but was told only breakfast was available. Police said two men then got out of the car and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun from the trunk, shooting into the drive-thru window once or twice, The Salt Lake Tribune reported Monday. No one was injured. The car then left the scene."

Gimme my Big Mac, bitch.

3/31/2009 8:22:05 AM

Sometimes I want to shoot up the McD's.

But my problem is that they tell me that they're no longer serving breakfast at 10:25 and the asshole in front of me just got his egg McMuffin. I HAVE FIVE MORE MINUTES!!! POW POW POW!

3/31/2009 8:26:45 AM

i haven't used this lotion in quite some time...


but i really like the memories that smelling it brings back

3/31/2009 8:27:07 AM

^^ haha yeah. that shit pisses me off. I went there at 10 one day and they said that they had stopped serving breakfast. Where's my 30min?

3/31/2009 8:36:33 AM

ok

when i make it halfway to f'in greenville, SC before you call me to tell me i don't need to attend this meeting

i get a little pissed

esp when i called you 3 times, left 2 voicemails and sent 2 emails. and you replied to every email except that one.

3/31/2009 8:50:09 AM

finally going to the doctor this morning
now i can find out if i'm dying, pregnant, or both! woohoo

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 8:52 AM. Reason : ]

3/31/2009 8:51:22 AM

you're pregnant with twins

3/31/2009 8:55:24 AM

i JUST found out you have to have sex to get pregnant SO i'm probably just dying

3/31/2009 9:03:25 AM

you were raped while sleeping

3/31/2009 9:03:54 AM

on a side note, I had someone tell me I might be pregnant. I'm craving pizza, wings, steak and a cook out shake.

3/31/2009 9:04:25 AM

A GIRL

3/31/2009 9:08:31 AM

ah damn. my streak of beating quagmire is over.

3/31/2009 9:12:02 AM

a^2-ab = 0 when a=b

the proof divides by zero

3/31/2009 9:16:57 AM

that just blew my mind

3/31/2009 9:21:55 AM

all they proved was that 0*anything = 0*anything else

3/31/2009 9:23:30 AM

true

3/31/2009 9:26:51 AM

the stench still lingers in my nostrils and the evidence still hasn't fully dried on my pillowcase. vomit leaking from my nose at 2:30 this morning wasn't the way I wanted to start my day.

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : ...]

3/31/2009 9:28:34 AM

i have a headache.

3/31/2009 9:28:47 AM

does it feel like your brain is buttfucking the inside of your forehead

3/31/2009 9:31:21 AM

goddamn cold. I never get sick, and I've been sick twice in 2009. bullshit.

sidebar: is sawahash preggers? she looks like it in that pic up there.

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 9:35 AM. Reason : .]

3/31/2009 9:33:21 AM

hey i was on my stomach at 1:56 i thought...

3/31/2009 9:44:26 AM

i think i'm being screwed on my take home pay

3/31/2009 10:04:48 AM

I think I'm being screwed by being laid off next week and they're telling us we can't apply for unemployment

bastards

3/31/2009 10:06:16 AM

if you get laid off, i dont see what stops you from getting unemployment

3/31/2009 10:07:10 AM

i didnt take any taxes out last night

3/31/2009 10:07:19 AM

oh damn. that sucks.

3/31/2009 10:07:26 AM

^^^^^didnt you just buy a new car to?

3/31/2009 10:08:52 AM

3/31/2009 10:09:35 AM

Quote :

"if you get laid off, i dont see what stops you from getting unemployment"

they're pulling some bullshit basically. i'm sure we could apply but they'll end up fighting it so its either lose your job and get unemployment maybe or just not get paid for a week (and you wouldn't get paid that week anyways with unemployment bc you have to go one week without pay before they pay you anything)

i'll post more details and figure out the legality later on

Quote :

"didnt you just buy a new car to?"

yea, but i mean i just paid cash for it and selling my old car covered most of what i paid so no big deal there

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 10:13 AM. Reason : asdf]

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : a]

3/31/2009 10:12:04 AM

i wonder if he'll beat the shit out of wife number 2

3/31/2009 10:29:13 AM

epic pre setup

3/31/2009 10:34:04 AM

figures the one day i spill coffee all over my pants is the day we have a meeting with my bosses... and i was wearing really light colored pants, so the stains were showing easily. i looked like a moron... ugh


atleast its over with now, back to my desk. hopefully no one stops by

3/31/2009 10:38:17 AM

3500

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : FUCK YEA]

3/31/2009 10:38:26 AM

A GIRL


beat quagmire. w00t

3/31/2009 10:40:02 AM

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A GIRL

3/31/2009 10:52:19 AM

Ugggg I look horrible in that picture.

3/31/2009 10:58:44 AM

is that you with saps?

3/31/2009 11:05:48 AM

ya

3/31/2009 11:07:41 AM

OK, Who is the TWWer that's trying to get me to trade pics on AIM???

3/31/2009 11:07:51 AM