Grump and Netstorm,

Stop with the re-writing of "The Federalist Papers" already.

9/4/2009 3:51:07 AM

9/4/2009 3:51:43 PM

^ normal people just say ATP

9/4/2009 4:00:30 PM

Don't call Mr. T normal, he prefers to be addressed as Most Excellent.

9/5/2009 12:00:11 AM

Man, I can't believe after starting this thread like five years ago this thing is still going.


Just like a zombie.

9/10/2009 10:57:29 PM

But Mr T just proved its all impossible

9/10/2009 11:20:34 PM

That's what they said to Moses, my friend.

9/10/2009 11:46:53 PM

ZombieWalk 2009 is tonight!

10/24/2009 11:39:07 AM

i bet the same people that attend zombie walk were the same people that saw Where the Wild Things Are the night it came out

btw, i saw the movie and liked it....but i'm just sayin

10/24/2009 12:05:44 PM

Those goddamn zombie walks seem like an excellent way to get fucking shot.

10/26/2009 3:16:09 PM

I'm going to respond to Mr.T as if he actually made that argument:

Obviously the bacteria that cause Zombizm replicate the necessary life processes which they shut down.

10/26/2009 4:37:32 PM

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/6278431/

Quote :

"Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice Posted: Oct. 25, 2009 IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus. A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital."

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 6:18 PM. Reason : k]

10/26/2009 6:18:30 PM

Quote :

"IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus. A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital"

10/26/2009 7:08:13 PM

http://www.class3outbreak.com/zombie-outbreak-simulator/

interesting except humans pretty much act like the zombies, only with guns.

12/14/2009 12:07:58 AM

^whats the map? it doesnt look like raleigh

12/14/2009 12:13:47 AM

I got my start to TWW in this thread.

It is satisfying.

12/14/2009 12:54:26 AM

Quote :

"Zombie Outbreak Sim is a sandbox game where you can witness 100's and 1000's of zombies sweeping across Washington DC on Google Maps. This particular map is close to the Catholic University of America, north of the Pentagon. Players can modify various settings such as zombie numbers, speed, infection times and so on, and then watch the results unfold."

12/14/2009 12:57:25 AM

Zombie Threat Level: Guarded

3/8/2010 3:03:14 PM

RUN!!!!

6/4/2010 8:38:31 PM

epic thread.

btw




here is a vagina. now you nerds know what one looks like!

6/4/2010 9:36:40 PM

gg keeping this alive. I will need it as a resource if I am to survive!

6/4/2010 9:44:55 PM

BECAUSE THE INTERWEB IS SURE TO WORK

6/4/2010 9:56:17 PM

6/4/2010 9:59:24 PM

file

save as

*.txt

kkthx

6/4/2010 9:59:46 PM

zombys scare meh

6/4/2010 10:00:10 PM

I got my start to TWW in this thread.

It is satisfying.

6/4/2010 10:03:00 PM

I am prepared!



[Edited on July 3, 2010 at 12:33 AM. Reason : dafs]

7/3/2010 12:25:20 AM

^this is something I have been planning to do for a long time...

7/3/2010 12:32:05 AM

No seriously. That is hanging upstairs right now.

The guns don't work unfortunately.

7/3/2010 12:34:37 AM

and no seriously, I am planning on filling a real wall mount with real guns and doing this.

granted the glass will open without having to be broken of course.

7/3/2010 12:36:55 AM

beautiful

7/3/2010 12:38:03 AM

Man, I forgot that like my first post on TWW ever was discussing zombie plans with GOP.

I'm pretty sure it was the reason I made an account on TWW.

7/3/2010 3:03:19 AM

oh is , ho w ammazying

7/3/2010 3:04:19 AM

alcohol is good yes

7/3/2010 3:33:31 AM

just FYI folks, in case you missed it, Netstorm got his start in this thread

7/4/2010 11:50:11 AM

Direct all criticisms to GrumpyGOP.

7/4/2010 3:46:19 PM

Quote :

"it is recommended that you refrain from fellating zombies."

7/4/2010 4:54:34 PM

Ok, in the fictional world where you carry a sword/melee weapon...

Fuck a katana. I want this thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMLiTpzQgsc

7/8/2010 4:23:04 PM

if they get within 3 ft i'm in trouble. i'd prefer to keep them 5'+

i'd find someone ballsy enough to use something like that to be nearby though

7/8/2010 4:28:25 PM

Get a face mask too gaiz. I don't know how many times i've seen in movies where a drop of blood touches someone's lips, goes into their nose, or in their eye and then they become zombified. Seriously. Get yourself a speedo, and maybe a hanky for the mouth and nose... Or a full on helmet, but for fuck's sake protect your face!

7/8/2010 4:47:37 PM

http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/

They are creating training videos on a national scale now!

We will be the best trained population on the planet.

9/6/2010 12:59:24 PM

This class is a no brainer!

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/8249911/

9/8/2010 3:07:30 PM

Ah, the good old zombie thread.

^^I've heard a lot of good things about that show. Supposedly AMC paid for the first season or two in advance based on the strength of the source material and the production team. And, presumably, based on the fact that zombies are the only monsters not currently represented by absurdly popular television shows.

At any rate, the premiere features prominently in my Halloween plans, right alongside yelling at kids to quit ringing my goddamn doorbell.

9/20/2010 6:19:31 PM

damnit. I'm not ready yet... I need a hatchet and more guns/ammo. FML

9/20/2010 7:18:55 PM

^^ i can vouch for the strength of the source material. if it's true to the comic, it'll be great.

i picked up the new romero movie recently, but haven't watched yet... any good?

9/20/2010 7:25:16 PM

I've heard that the new Romero is shit, and based on his last effort I believe it strongly enough that I haven't even bothered watching.

9/20/2010 9:52:40 PM

http://www.addictinggames.com/undead-survival-test-game.html

Best test I have seen.

Answer honestly.

I was 5 years to indefinite on survival length.

12/15/2010 10:20:27 PM

I answered the relatively truthfully and got 6 weeks to 6 months. Some of the questions seem like trick questions (like the where do you go to search, the mall, the truck, or the house...I kinda feel like the truck is a quick safe bet). I got B overall but still got the room on the left. Is there a way to get the room on the right?

12/15/2010 11:18:03 PM

^ I got the same result...

Maybe I think/read too much into it. Like for that same question regarding supplies, I said I would move on... It would depend on what kind of truck it was. If it's a furniture truck or something not food/supply related, why bother? The Mall is a definite no. Could be crawling with zombie freaks. A house, maybe, but it could be a trap or someone else's safehouse (depending on how it's setup). Some of those questions were all What's the one strand that isn't zombie?

12/16/2010 12:30:28 AM

Haha, I got 2-6 weeks. Some of the results made sense but others confused me. It said I had no sense of humor whatsoever.

12/16/2010 12:36:35 AM