haha that really amused me.

12/28/2009 2:49:20 PM

Quote :

"I need to Hire a STRICTLY PLATONIC date for New Years (Raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-12-29, 11:47AM EST Reply to: comm-6k6mc-1528952568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi This probably sounds crazy but I am looking to hire a platonic date for New Years Eve. (Like the movie The Wedding Guest) NO sex or sexual favors involved. I am a female looking to hire an attractive male from 9PM until midnight. We will have dinner at a downtown Raleigh restaurant (which I will pay for of course) and then go to a club. I know it might seem pathetic but to be honest, I just dont want to face my ex with his NEW girlfriend by myself. I am NOT trying to make him jealous, get him back or cause a scene but plans have already been made and I need to attend. I just want to enjoy myself on New Years Eve without feeling awkward without a date. Yes, I am aware that this shouldn't be an issue but the breakup was just last week so this is all very fresh for me. I'm looking for someone White or Hispanic, between the ages of 27 and 36 who is willing to pretend that we are on an actual date for the public eye. I am a professional, attractive, educated, fun to be with and not as crazy as this ad probably makes me sound. The pay is $75. This is a serious ad and all replies will be stricly confidential. Discretion is important for me too! For consideration, send a RECENT photo of yourself. I will respond with a photo as well. We will meet first briefly before New Years Eve at a coffee shop or somewhere convenient for you. Sorry but I cannot answer your email unless you include a photo. Thanks! "

12/31/2009 12:14:01 PM

Quote :

"Mature Breast Play - m4w - 46 (Wake County) Date: 2009-12-29, 10:43AM EST Reply To This Post Hello and thank you for reading my ad. I have a fascination with mature sagging breasts. If you have sagging breasts and feel unappreciated, please contact me. I would love to chat with you. I'm not necessarily looking for sex. About me, I am professionally employed, a nice guy and not too bad on the eyes. Please be over 50 and open minded. Thank you "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/msr/1528841796.html
there is a picture.

1/3/2010 11:18:17 PM

lol@ the picture

1/3/2010 11:19:03 PM

Dude likes udders.

1/3/2010 11:22:12 PM

you know those huge punch balloons that have a rubber band attached to them for holding onto, and then you punch the balloon around?

Those look like one of said balloons, deflated.

[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason : on the side, at least.]

1/3/2010 11:23:08 PM

Quote :

"$350375 HOUSING WANTED (Garner or Raleigh) Date: 2010-01-13, 9:52AM EST Reply to: hous-6whga-1550506861@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hi my name is Pat and I'm looking for a room but not just for me it would be for my daughter and I. We are not noisy people and very easy to get along with. My daughter is 18 and is currently going to Wake Tech. And i work at the News and Observer. I would like to pay around 375 or 400 would be ok including all the utilities I would need the room before March. If you have any questions feel free to email me anytime. thanks "

1/14/2010 3:22:24 PM

Quote :

"Crabtree Tavern*Vikings vs. Saints - m4w - 53 (Crabtree Mall) Date: 2010-01-25, 2:14PM EST Reply To This Post You sat across the bar from me at the game. You: blond, black top, with another guy. We traded glances and smiles and I was not able to keep my eyes off of you. I had a bright blue windshirt on - older guy. I just wanted to tell you it is rarely that I see such a beautiful lady as yourself that has such a vibrant personality to go with it. I thought- Wow what a cool lady! Don't know what your situation is but I would love to connect with you. If your adventure need ever gets low I would love to take a walk into the unknown with you. I'm a pretty fun guy myself. Thanks for the encouragement that there are still ladies like you out there! "

I am 90% sure i was sitting next to this woman

1/27/2010 12:42:07 AM

I'm a pretty fun guy myself.

1/27/2010 12:44:16 AM

^^^ sounds like the UNC degree isn't doing to well in the current job market

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 12:44:17 AM

Quote :

"Groped you in the coffee aisle - m4w (HT) Date: 2010-01-28, 4:54PM EST Reply To This Post You have a really nice ass and a great left hook. How's about we cook up some of that coffee you bought at your house? Hit me back (this time I mean email). Location: HT it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

1/28/2010 7:38:00 PM

Quote :

"are u missing a large pootle Date: 2010-01-29, 11:00AM EST Reply to: comm-j6kvn-1576205424@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] A large black pootle is running in bunn see along hwy 39 . was seen at 8.30 friday morning.1-29-2010.If yours try and get before it gets hit. thank you sally it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1576205424 "

1/30/2010 9:46:45 PM

LE

[Edited on January 30, 2010 at 9:53 PM. Reason : pic]

1/30/2010 9:52:41 PM

^ i'm so glad you posted that. that was the first thing i thought! hahahaha

1/30/2010 9:54:00 PM

Quote :

"2.38 Carat Diamond Wedding Set... - $6200 Date: 2010-01-23, 2:19PM EST Reply to: sale-e7jnd-1566964507@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] The main ring is 2.38 carats with a 1.16 center. The other piece is half a carat. I paid over $13,000 for this set and it is appraised at way over. This is a stunning ring and will not last and is just in time for Valentines day. If interested please email me at Jessielane222@yahoo.comor call me at 919-665-8177. My name is Jessie and I look forward to negotiating with you! I am only going to sell this item face to face and only cash. I will not use pay pal, money orders or cashiers checks period. "

do power rangers make rings?

2/1/2010 9:57:22 PM

looks like small weapon, one fingered knuckle weapon

2/1/2010 10:03:48 PM

Why I DO NOT love craigslist:
I've got an ad up for my husband's lost dog. Every time I see an email in response to it, I get a little hopeful.

Some douchey twats email with HERES WAT YOU DO WITH A LOST DOG YOUGOTTA PUT UP FLYERS AND VISIT THE SHELTERS BLAHBLAHBLAH WORKS FOR US ERRRY TIME

And then some email found postings to us, with 'might this be your dog?'. No, you dumb cunt, it isn't. Because that dog was found days before ours even went missing (the time of which is stated in the lost dog ad).

2/2/2010 12:33:59 AM

Let's Do It Again - m4m (ncsu)
Date: 2010-02-10, 2:59PM EST
Reply To This Post

Thanks for the under the stall action in the library today at around 1:10. Loved giving you a BJ. You had to head to class when we were done. Hope we can do it again sometime.

2/11/2010 11:58:30 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fbh/1599530204.html

lol

posted in food/hospitality jobs

2/13/2010 6:41:41 PM

Quote :

"fast cornrolls"

2/13/2010 6:45:35 PM

^^^how does that even work, wtf

^^hahaha

Quote :

"HairBraider needed NOW (Glennwood area) I just need some fast cornrolls style Quick 10 dollars plz email me corn@rolls.com "

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 6:47 PM. Reason : cornrolls]

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 6:48 PM. Reason : email]

2/13/2010 6:47:03 PM

LAPTOP BLOWSALE!

2/14/2010 4:42:50 PM

Call Mr.Compuer 704..345.7497

2/14/2010 9:24:00 PM

bahaha

Quote :

"Website design http://www.conceptdesignz.net "

Quote :

"Directory Listing Denied This Virtual Directory does not allow contents to be listed."

2/15/2010 12:39:41 AM

at the z

at the inability to configure their server

2/15/2010 12:56:13 AM

especially considering it's IIS

i mean, come on...

2/15/2010 1:01:01 AM

hahahahaha

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/the-greatest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html

Quote :

"$500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!? (north of River Oaks) (map) Date: 2010-02-16, 12:36PM CST Reply to: hous-3npt3-1603542443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL! ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized. We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience. Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker. AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm talking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER. We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my XBox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT. -this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son -this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS! -tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, a park in the back, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyball court WHAT! Pic related, its me. Your bad ass new roommate. "

2/18/2010 3:58:08 PM

i like when people write like how they talk

2/18/2010 5:15:38 PM

Quote :

"Seeking egg donor with Red hair green eyes - $3000 (Raleigh area) Date: 2010-02-23, 2:54PM EST Reply to: sale-wswxn-1614444726@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Currently seeking healthy females between the ages of 19-32 who specifically have red hair and green eyes. Preferrably over 5'6" with medium to small build. If you fit this category please contact Carolina Conceptions at 919-782-5911 ext 108 "

2/23/2010 4:10:45 PM

^ thru an agency, you get paid $6,000-$10,000. i'd rather do that. i was gonna do that, but i hate neeeeedles!!!! and you have to give yourself shots every day.

2/23/2010 5:23:57 PM

Quote :

"Female Harvesting. Please respond with picture(s) to be considered... - 29 (Raleigh) Date: 2010-02-27, 8:04PM EST Reply To This Post I need more women than I already have. I am bored with them, and need new ones. I am looking for the absolute most attractive women available. Income and marital status are unimportant to me. Intelligence is only slightly important. Target group age is 18 years, 1 minute to 38 years. Sense of humor? Well, if you are going to respond to this then you obviously have one--sarcasm will surely score you points with me. My intent for these new women is to go on dates, get to know them, let them get to know me, and above all, have fun constantly. That is, after a few chats via email to make sure it will be worth the time. If at some point I meet one that is worthwhile, I may actually commit to her exclusively, but let's not get our hopes up. About me: Well, obviously I look incredible. I've got an IQ of 193, am self-taught in a wide variety of professional discliplines, possess expert knowledge in several fields, and I can charm the pants off of six girls at a time. I have made my own rules since day one, and never went to college because I didn't need to in order to succeed. I am therefore, not a part of this rat race called typical daily American life, and would be ecstatic to find women with a similar outlook on their existence. Despite my rigidness, I am actually one of the nicest guys in the universe. So long as you're pretty. Okay well maybe even if you're not, but I can't make any promises. If you are my type, then this will appeal to you, and maybe you will reply. If you are offended, you are definitely not my type, but you can reply anyway--just don't expect me to apologize because I never do. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/1621140677.html

3/1/2010 3:44:15 PM

Quote :

"I would LOVE Free Books (Zebulon, Knightdale, Raleigh) Date: 2010-03-01, 9:40AM EST Reply to: sale-qjj6h-1622933282@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I would love any and all books you no longer want, i love to read but i am on a budget, i can pick up or meet you somewhere to get them, thank you so much for looking, email me if you have ANY book you no longer want. "

...library?

3/1/2010 5:40:31 PM

Quote :

"Mixed - w4m - 20 (Ruckus) Date: 2010-02-28, 12:00AM EST Reply To This Post You were so fly with your Manchester United home jersey You asked me to take my socks off, you wanted to see where my legs go. You apparently have a foot fetish because you like bare feet, bare toes. And you have a huge p33n. "

3/2/2010 11:14:11 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/1625427396.html

Quote :

"She is a blk/tan, full blooded AKC. She is missing an eye from an accident, when she was chasing the neighbors chickens. She needs to be an indoor dog only, going outside on leash or in a 8ft tall all wood fence that goes about a foot into the ground. She is house/crate trained and knows basic commands. She can jump, dig under, chew thru most any fence. She can also brack chains and collars of any size/strength. She is rather healthy for an older dog and is a total love bug, she will be your constant shadow. The reason we are trying to find her a home is because animal control asked my aunt to either put this dog down or find her a home elsewhere because of her thrill for killing chickens. She has always been a chicken killer, she sees it as a game as she doesnt eat them and over the years she has escaped a few times and gotten into the neighbors chicken coops. She does fine with children though it would be best if they were slightly oder because she is so pushy with her love and she is okay with other dogs, even though once in a while she will try to be dominant over a larger dog all you have to do is tell her NO and use her indoor behavior. She is okay with cats as long as they are not afraid of dogs, if its runs, she may chase but wont hurt. Please no bashing, as this is hard enough. This is our only option other then putting her down, and thats an unbearable thought. I know she is older and has her problems with chickens but otherwise she is a wonderful dog. She will brighten just about anyones day with her unconditional love. We also have her posted on the referral page at the gsd rescue, here is the link, she is about the 7th or so dog down the list. "

That chicken killing part made me lol for some reason... That's a sad situation for the dog though...

3/3/2010 2:03:23 PM

i hate having roomates. haven't had one in 6 years...but this ad made me laugh so much i really wanna move into this place

Quote :

"Quote : "$500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!? (north of River Oaks) (map) Date: 2010-02-16, 12:36PM CST Reply to: hous-3npt3-1603542443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL! ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized. We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience. Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker. AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm talking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER. We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my XBox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT. -this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son -this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS! -tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, a park in the back, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyball court WHAT! Pic related, its me. Your bad ass new roommate. "

3/3/2010 2:26:24 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1636278341.html

i cant get them

Quote :

"Free mugs: two cases.....50 or more per case......... take 10 or 20 or more 1983 National Championship PACK POWER plastic mugs Great slice of history........who could ever forget Jimmy V and that "83 team........not even a Tar Heel with Wolfpack roots in Raleigh.... ...Jimmy V even had Tar Heels eating Ronzoni pastas!!! "

3/9/2010 4:16:57 PM

How do I get one!!!????

3/10/2010 2:41:36 AM

Quote :

"advice on pain meds percs and vics - $5 (rtp) Date: 2010-03-22, 7:02PM EDT Reply to: sale-jnrr4-1656494360@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] looking for a good doc or pain clinic that doesnt give a lot of grief over pain meds. i severe back probs and tired of the hassel i get from my doc. looking for a good one if anyone can recomend. this is not a solicitaiton for drugs, so flaggers please go flag someone else. i am looking for advice. thanks Location: rtp it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

3/22/2010 7:14:17 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/1656993095.html

Quote :

"My Possible STD. Thoughts Please - 21 (NCSU) Date: 2010-03-23, 2:24AM EDT Reply To This Post Hi. I just returned from a cruise ship on Spring Break. We visited a few different countries and toward the end of my trip I found that my ass crack was blistered and hurting. I had a hookup with a dude a just before I left - about 14 days ago - and all he did was service me. He gave me head and ate out my asshole. I'm wondering if my ass is now infected with herpes. Could this have been transmitted by him eating out my ass? There are no red blisters on my penis or ball sack - only in my butt crack. They are quite uncomfortable. I thought it could have also been something else from my foreign travels. I read online about a worm that inbeds itself in the skin and causes a similar situation. If its herpes would it only be in the ass crack (there are three dots on my inner thigh to)? or would they be on my penis and sack as well? Gross I know but I would appreciate comments that are helpful. * Location: NCSU * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1656993095"

3/23/2010 9:27:34 AM

If that was me, I would have tried to pretend that I was an NCSU student instead of a UNC student as well.

but he should have used dook, everyone knows there are no gays at NCSU

3/23/2010 9:29:19 AM

^u rite

3/23/2010 9:31:34 AM

doesn't that belong on WTF?

3/23/2010 9:38:22 AM

Quote :

"Green Shoes - m4w - 23 (NCSU) Date: 2010-04-03, 1:33AM EDT Reply To This Post Nice green shoes in class this week. I really think you're an attractive girl and I would like to get to know you. You seem like you could really be a cool girl to hangout with. I'm sure you know who I am, but if not, then send me an e-mail and I'll let you know. "

Quote :

"Green Shoes - m4w - 23 (NCSU) Date: 2010-04-03, 1:33AM EDT Reply To This Post Nice green shoes in class this week. I really think you're an attractive girl and I would like to get to know you. You seem like you could really be a cool girl to hangout with. I'm sure you know who I am, but if not, then send me an e-mail and I'll let you know. "

Quote :

" men seeking men In Town for Easter - 29 (Raleigh - NCSU Area) Date: 2010-04-04, 4:12PM EDT Reply To This Post In town visiting some family for Easter, done with the daily duties and looking to get off with another guy while I'm out of town. I am a white jock with a girlfriend back home who wants to jack, suck, and maybe fuck to make the most of this trip. I don't get to do this often but want to make the most of it. I cannot host so will need you to have a place or know somewhere safe and discreet to meet. I prefer other masculine, discrete guys. I am white, work out 6 days a week, clean, well hung (8.5"cut), and driving around with my cock out. Anyone wanna meet this afternoon or evening? "

Quote :

"men seeking men after easter sunday with family .... I want to fuck - 31 (Raleigh/NCSU) Date: 2010-04-04, 11:14AM EDT Reply To This Post Doing the easter sunday with family and afterwards, well that is where you come in. Looking for a hot time and fun with a hot guy or guys. Hit me up with pic and stats. Looking for fun today. "

Quote :

"men seeking men Can Host Today After 630 or Travel - 20 (N Raleigh) Date: 2010-04-03, 5:09PM EDT Reply To This Post Looking to have fun with other dudes tonight. Top here discreet clean and masculine. NCSU students to the front of the line but looking for guys around Crabtree too or further. Send pics and description to get the same back. "

Quote :

"men seeking men Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities Bored. Horny. On campus - 20 (ncsu) Date: 2010-04-02, 9:27PM EDT Reply To This Post Hey guys, bored and horny 20 year old college guy here. Im just chilling on campus looking for other guys around here for some fun, sexual or non, doesn't matter to me. I'm a laid back guy, really down to earth and relaxed. So if your bored and or horny send me an email. we can trade pics and stats, and all that other stuff that goes along with it. "

Quote :

"Inexperienced looking for... - 28 (hotel near ncsu) Date: 2010-04-02, 6:36PM EDT Reply To This Post I'm inexperienced when it comes to gay sex. I was in a relationship with a woman until recently. I decided I couldn't continue living like that without giving this a chance. I've thought about it for a while now and this is a good opportunity to experiment. I want to get a blowjob from a guy and I want to suck him too. Then I want him to kiss me all over, touch my whole body, lick my hole, rim it, finger it, and finally.. fuck it. Maybe I'm moving too fast. But I think I'm ready. I keep thinking about this. I just want to lie down on my back, spread my legs, and let a man fuck me. I want to feel him inside me, then I want him to spread his hot cum all over my chest and stomach. Can anyone help me out? I am visiting Raleigh and I can host in my hotel. If we can do this after an intense sweaty workout, that would be ideal.. "

Quote :

" men seeking men Good Looking Student for AM FUN - 21 (NCSU/Raleigh) Date: 2010-04-02, 9:52AM EDT Reply To This Post I woke up with a huge boner and have a 4 day load so I need some help taking care of it. Can you help me this morning or early this afternoon?? White student, in good shape, hung, clean and ddf. I am a TOP so u be either bottom or vers. I get into anything and everything fun, but if it is fucking I only top. Stats: White 5'7, 150, slim/athletic build, brown hair and eyes. You should be in good or decent shape, hwp, clean, ddf. Big + if your hung and/or uncut. Be near my age although, that is negotiable. I am looking to set this up within a few emails so be serious and ready to go. I want to make this happen ASAP. Send stats or pics in the first email. If the ad is still up, then I am looking! "

Quote :

"NCSU Bi girl needs some female time - w4w - 21 (NCSU) Date: 2010-04-02, 2:07AM EDT Reply To This Post I am a white bi girl looking for more experience with women. I know I am definitely sexually attracted and I want to explore that side of myself more. My boyfriend would like to be present but doesn't have to be involved if that doesn't appeal to you. But he at least wants to watch, and if it is something you're interested in, be involved. Please be D/D free, discreet, etc. Send stats & pic in first email. Look forward to hearing from you! "

Quote :

"men seeking men STOP PLAYING WITH URSELF - 22 (NCSU RALEIGH) Date: 2010-03-29, 3:47AM EDT Reply To This Post I cant help jerking off these days ... I think I should stop playing with myself , if you are in this situation you found me attractive ... why not date me ... I m 22 from china singal bottom not that thin but I m working out ... I hope to have a longterm relationship with u , I want your love and I want your romance ... "

Quote :

"casual encounters NCSU couple seeking female companion - mw4w - 22 (NCSU/Raleigh) Date: 2010-03-24, 7:49PM EDT Reply To This Post NCSU couple seeking a female for a first time threesome experience. Bi female seeking to explore with boyfriend. Seeking someone who is open to many things. Pics available when you email us. Include stats, pics in first email please. "

Quote :

"casual encounters Student Looking for a Lady - m4w - 22 (NCSU) Date: 2010-03-22, 5:12PM EDT Reply To This Post Student here looking for some fun if you ladies are interested. I am pretty open to anything just know that i play safe i am not about to get involved with anything that doesn't involve condoms. they are a must. besides that i am open to anything if you are interested let me know. O yea put "real woman" as subject so i know your real. "

Quote :

"casual encounters visiting some friends at NCSU - m4w - 23 (raleigh) Date: 2010-03-22, 12:01AM EDT Reply To This Post Ok so the first weekend in April I will be heading to my friends place and staying a few nights. It is easter weekend so I promise if you stay it will be worth it. I have a pic here if you want more ask, i expect a pic in your reply. looking for anyone that wants to have a good time *girls that want to have a good time. come alone or bring a friend i don't really care. email me with hookup as the subject and i will respond with my contact info so we can set this up. I hope to hear from all you wolfpack girls =) "

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 6:04 PM. Reason : MOR]

4/4/2010 5:38:22 PM

O yea put "real woman" as subject so i know your real.

4/4/2010 6:37:34 PM

HOW PATHETIC IS THIS SON?

I JUST MAKE TDUB THREADS THAT SAY "U WAN GUZZLE?" AND I GET LIKE 1000000 GUZZLERS LINED UP AT THE DOOR.

WHO NEEDS A GOD DAMNED CRAIGSLIST POST TO GET GUZZLERS?

4/4/2010 6:40:31 PM

Quote :

"Seeking Karen Translator Date: 2010-04-11, 7:22PM EDT Reply to: job-cjmxd-1687478394@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] If you are fluent in English and Karen or Burmese, we need your help! We are a non-profit seeking someone to translate spoken words and text for the benefit of a local Karen refugee population. If this is you, please contact us for details. Thank you!"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/etc/1687478394.html

4/12/2010 12:53:07 AM

Apparently he's not looking for someone to interpret his girlfriend

4/12/2010 12:57:43 AM

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/grd/1682179931.html

Quote :

"Sexy Flock Looking for Love (Goldsboro) Date: 2010-04-08, 11:13AM EDT Reply to: sale-nywgf-1682179931@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Healthy flock of 17 hens almost 2 years old looking for a nice stud to come in and help us make some babies! Have too many Roosters? Need to thin your flock? I have a honeymoon suite all set up and ready for the couple. Would like to get a free to good home Roo, Barred Rock or White Leghorn * Location: Goldsboro * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 8:15 AM. Reason : df]

4/12/2010 8:15:20 AM

Quote :

"RE:Need organs - for eating, not playing (Raleigh) (OMG goto jail) Date: 2010-04-13, 10:46PM EDT Reply to: sale-aykjn-1691217295@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] OK< why hasn't this been flagged? The guy is asking for RAW organs to fed to his DOG!!! omg, there is only ONE reason to do that. this guy needs to goto jail, and never be allowed to have another animal !!!! FLAG HIM * Location: OMG goto jail * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

Huh?

Am I missing something?
Original ad is gone.

4/14/2010 1:20:17 AM

What is the one reason

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 1:23 AM. Reason : to feed organs to your dog?]

4/14/2010 1:22:20 AM