Can we just call it Brooks Conrad Shit

Man that was some real Brooks Conrad Shit tonight

Also works the other way

My favorite Brooks Conrad Shit was the walk off grand slam

But does that also qualify as Cincinnati Shit since they blew such a big lead

10/10/2010 8:24:50 PM

That was fucking gut-wrenching, we had that shit won. I'm sorry, but Conrad needs to be benched for the rest of the postseason, he single-handedly fucked us. I appreciate the contributions he had this season, but he can't deal with the pressure and infante at 2nd and glaus at 3rd would be a much better situation, even hernandez. That will be a tough loss to overcome...

10/10/2010 8:26:32 PM

brooks conrad is my hero

10/10/2010 8:39:04 PM

Painful loss today. Bobby should have benched Conrad after game one, but he is loyal to players so I am sure Conrad will be in there flailing away at Lincecum tomorrow and kicking baseballs all over the field. I'd really rather just put Diory at 2B and go with that.

Oh well, it is amazing how each injury the Braves has had this season has come back to fuck them in the ass like a SF transvestite. If Chipper, Prado, and Wagner were all still healthy the Braves would have swept this series.

10/10/2010 10:05:23 PM

Quote :

"Conrad's total defensive WPA in this game comes in at a staggering -.635. That number, combined with his -.116 batting total, comes out to a total WPA of -.751. Brooks Conrad cost the Braves 75% of a postseason victory, one which would have put them one victory away from the next round of the playoffs. Conrad's play tonight, particularly if the Braves don't come back to win this series, will go down as one of the worst playoff performances of all time."

10/11/2010 10:02:04 AM

10/11/2010 11:07:04 AM

1929 was the last time a player had 4 errors in 2 post season games. And it was the cubbies. We are cursed!!!!1 it'll be at least a hundred years before we win the WS again.

10/11/2010 11:16:49 AM

First non-throwing error to allow a run in the ninth inning of a postseason game since Bill F. Buckner

10/11/2010 2:18:39 PM

Quote :

"GODDAMNIT BROOKS BUCKNER."

Page 34

10/11/2010 2:27:04 PM

Quote :

"BROOKS CONRAD On wrapping his brain around the three-error game: "I wish I could just dig a hole and go sleep in there.""

Please do, and never wake up.

10/11/2010 4:04:09 PM

There are people in Vegas who would provide a hole.

10/11/2010 4:08:11 PM

I got a shovel and a bucket

I'll be glad to dig or fill

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 4:09 PM. Reason : $10 says Conrad would fuck up the hole]

10/11/2010 4:09:31 PM

Giants going with Madison Bumgarner tonight. If the Braves flail away at him, they will have been embarrassed by:

1. A 150 lb weed smoking, skater punk with bad teeth and nappy hair.

2. A fat guy that looks like a Cabbage patch kid.

3. A dude who looks like a Backstreet Boy

4. A guy named Madison.

Seriously the most embarrassing postseason offense performance ever against a starting rotation. Also just saw that Conrad will ride the bench, Glaus starting at 3B. I am actually surprised by this as Bobby is always loyal to a fault.

Also Heyward hitting 6th, Diaz 2nd facing the lefty. Maybe this will wake Jason up. Good Lord he has been beyond terrible the past two weeks.


[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 4:21 PM. Reason : sd]

10/11/2010 4:20:38 PM

Bobby knows he's at the end of his career. Too bad it took him till the elimination game to figure it out.

10/11/2010 4:23:00 PM

10/11/2010 4:25:11 PM

Quote :

"Giants going with Madison Bumgarner tonight. If the Braves flail away at him, they will have been embarrassed by: 1. A 150 lb weed smoking, skater punk with bad teeth and nappy hair. 2. A fat guy that looks like a Cabbage patch kid. 3. A dude who looks like a Backstreet Boy 4. A guy named Madison. "

Giants going with Madison Bumgarner tonight. If the Braves flail away at him, they will have been embarrassed by:

1. 2 time cy young winner and leading the league in strikeouts this year
2. Some dude with a 3.14 ERA this year
3. A dude who threw a no hitter and has a 3.07 ERA this year
4. This 21 year old with a 3.0 ERA this year

Corrected that for you

10/11/2010 4:27:04 PM

Really, you watch the games on peachtree instead of TBS?

10/11/2010 4:30:12 PM

That's from August, bro

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 4:33 PM. Reason : and PTV sort of is TBS]

10/11/2010 4:32:54 PM

2nd base ftl...

/series

10/11/2010 4:36:43 PM

I heard on the radio that Cox is benching Conrad tonight.

10/11/2010 5:38:05 PM

That was posted several posts above yours

10/11/2010 5:39:27 PM

Fuck you Brooks Conrad. I got some videos you need to watch

10/11/2010 7:26:02 PM

Double post

Tonight we're gonna be like



or

10/11/2010 7:31:33 PM

lol at the giants players coming over to console Conrad. Ahahaha. He's their favorite player!

10/11/2010 7:42:35 PM

Lol at the fred mcgriff tapes. I've got one of those.

10/11/2010 7:49:50 PM

Soon as glaus hit that I was screaming. BOBBLE IT!!


Lol. Damn I'm good.

10/11/2010 8:05:29 PM

Goddamnit Lowe. You get at least 3 free pitches. Fucking take them.

10/11/2010 8:12:14 PM

id rather them strike out swinging than staring at strikes like they have every other game this series.

10/11/2010 8:17:10 PM

^seriously, do you not remember game 1 were Lincecum made them look like assholes, 14Ks (3 were looking)

10/11/2010 8:19:01 PM

maybe the braves got an inning here

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 8:20 PM. Reason : used "we" .. i know some of you people hate that]

10/11/2010 8:20:22 PM

He halfassed swung at the first pitch and popped up. I know he's a pitcher but goddamn. The bases were loaded. Make the pitcher work for the out



Woot.

10/11/2010 8:20:48 PM

put the batboy in for conrad!

10/11/2010 8:26:01 PM

More like put Conrad in for the batboy

That's the only hope he'll have at a major league job next year

10/11/2010 8:42:02 PM

The yanques will sign him next year for 10mil and he'll be the world series MVP.

10/11/2010 8:43:28 PM

I hear Favre is looking for a stand-in

10/11/2010 8:48:02 PM

Can Lowe pitch on 2 days rest?

10/11/2010 8:48:56 PM

Why does Dick Stockton have such a hard on for Bumgarner being from NC?

He's mentioned it every single inning

10/11/2010 8:56:11 PM

how does one garn a bum?

10/11/2010 8:59:54 PM

GD

10/11/2010 9:01:43 PM

YES WE MCCANN

10/11/2010 9:10:30 PM

Save us Brian McCann, you're our only hope

10/11/2010 9:10:46 PM

Boom!

10/11/2010 9:11:56 PM

coming up

lowe the warrior

or

FUCK YOU LOWE

10/11/2010 9:24:21 PM

Holy shit. Don't see that too often. Bobby almost always makes the pitching change when he comes out.

10/11/2010 9:25:11 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


hahahahhaha

10/11/2010 9:27:43 PM

Braves infield is a constant stream of lulz

10/11/2010 9:32:12 PM

That was tough throw and probably a bad call

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 9:33 PM. Reason : FREE DIORY]

10/11/2010 9:33:45 PM

nice throw and catch to save that 4th run from coming in and end the inning. Even though they are down by 1 run now, they could easily have given up 2 more if that throw wouldve wound up at the backstop. Could prove to save the game if the Braves can string together a couple runs

10/11/2010 9:41:18 PM

Who the fuck makes a Melky sign

10/11/2010 9:47:52 PM

Lol string a couple runs. Have you watched our offense?

10/11/2010 9:50:05 PM