julia is being so cute

4/1/2009 10:38:23 PM

proof is in the pudding

4/1/2009 10:38:45 PM

"pulling the trigger" as in acting on a decision i've been trying to make....

not literally pulling a trigger

4/1/2009 10:42:36 PM

Good.

4/1/2009 10:44:16 PM

lol at the thought of casey actually killing herself


never see that one coming

4/1/2009 10:45:36 PM

I'm still hongry

4/1/2009 10:48:19 PM

lols all i know is what is written on the screen.

I'd hate for something to happen because there were signs and I never said anything...

4/1/2009 10:49:15 PM

yeah im a retard and decided to cook a cheesecake at 945.

it's gotta cool now prior to putting in the fridgemonster.


im sure my neighbors didnt appreciate the food processor, but fuck em, it smells amazing in here now

4/1/2009 10:49:55 PM

haha i saw your status

4/1/2009 10:51:07 PM

yeah man

graham cracker/sugar/butter/cinnamon crust, lemon cheesecake with blueberries on top

*drooooooollll*

i may just sit home tomorrow instead of going to work and eat a whole pan

4/1/2009 10:52:08 PM

*c0mes*

can i marry you????

4/1/2009 10:53:04 PM

ill cook, you clean

we live in harmony and fuck on rainbows

4/1/2009 10:53:35 PM

sounds amazing

4/1/2009 10:53:59 PM

Arab13 I think just kinda called me not in shape.

you will die and never have any more pussy

I mad

4/1/2009 11:01:07 PM

this gum is losing its flavor

4/1/2009 11:01:42 PM

so if there's an event, that's a fundraiser

but also is being put on by an alcohol distributor, and showcasing like 100 beers / 100 wines and local eating establishments are going to have tapas sized apps around

and the dress code says

Quote :

"This event is dressy-casual"

wtf does that mean

4/1/2009 11:04:42 PM

i would say khakis and button down

4/1/2009 11:05:18 PM

Flip flops, shorts, and tuxedo tops.

4/1/2009 11:05:41 PM

Like khakis and a polo? Every day type dress?

I'd imagine comfy casual clothes, but not jeans and Tshirt.

4/1/2009 11:05:53 PM

my jeans are a lot nicer than my khakis or slacks

i hate khakis

4/1/2009 11:07:19 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm cracker

4/1/2009 11:07:25 PM

jorts and a wifebeater

4/1/2009 11:09:50 PM

watched law and order with my dad tonight (yea, i'm awesome) and christopher lloyd played some magician...

this line was the best

Cop: How'd you find her? Craigslist?
Christopher Lloyd: Whose Craig? *pass out*
Cop: ....

4/1/2009 11:22:32 PM

do not feel good

4/1/2009 11:28:45 PM

^i'm right there with ya. whats wrong with you?


on another note, some chick on facebook wrote "viva last vegas" as her status... viva LAST vegas?

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2009 11:33:11 PM

my shoulder hurts

4/1/2009 11:39:44 PM

well thats just mean

4/1/2009 11:44:10 PM

Viva lost wages

4/1/2009 11:45:09 PM

this is why i should just keep things to myself

4/1/2009 11:47:20 PM

4/1/2009 11:50:26 PM

why ?

4/1/2009 11:51:36 PM

but I rather enjoy calling Vegas that ^^ !

4/1/2009 11:53:10 PM

lol no i was saying that i should keep things to myself about something else.

call it what you will, at least yours makes sense. the chick on facebook is just a loony

4/1/2009 11:54:27 PM

haha

why does facespace keep trying to suggest my thirtysomething ex as someone I know?

4/1/2009 11:58:21 PM

b/c theres a worm trying to get you guys back together

4/1/2009 11:59:49 PM

I should take a shower...but I think I've had too many beers to shave my legs

4/2/2009 12:05:53 AM

Nonsense! I'm going from 34 to 23!

4/2/2009 12:09:15 AM

hmmmmm

4/2/2009 12:11:25 AM

IVE GOT A REAL RED WAGON

4/2/2009 12:12:09 AM

It's Radio Flyer or it's nuthin'

4/2/2009 12:13:21 AM

i wanna see you sing that 6th

4/2/2009 12:15:53 AM

lalala

4/2/2009 12:18:17 AM

now youre not gonna read about this dimension in a book or a magazine or a newspaper because it doesnt exist anywhere except for in my own mind

4/2/2009 12:20:08 AM

3508

4/2/2009 12:20:22 AM

This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

4/2/2009 12:21:51 AM

This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy. It also represents a penis.

4/2/2009 12:32:48 AM

Take your place on The Great Mandala
As it moves through your brief moment of time.
Win or lose now you must choose now
And if you lose you're only losing your life.

*needs to find the version w/ Richie Havens and Peter Yarrow*

4/2/2009 12:34:00 AM

I'm a little drunk

4/2/2009 12:35:38 AM

leaving for florida in 24 hours

4/2/2009 12:36:36 AM

cant wait for may dammit

4/2/2009 12:47:39 AM