Chlorine disables my abilities to see shit

8/26/2009 1:22:54 PM

Well, take care that you don't accidentally collide with a turd when at the pool.

8/26/2009 1:26:42 PM

I mean afterward. My SCUBA instructor makes us keep our eyes open in the pool for the duration of the class which is basically about an hour straight of bleaching your eyes.

8/26/2009 1:34:56 PM

Just reading that made my eyes water.

8/26/2009 1:36:59 PM

I never meant to brag

8/26/2009 1:44:42 PM

fuck.

8/26/2009 1:46:09 PM

A GIRL

8/26/2009 1:50:47 PM

I see quagmire02 is enamored with this one as well.

^^Is that an expletive, invitation, or an order?

8/26/2009 1:53:36 PM

it's just a statement

8/26/2009 1:54:03 PM

WELL SHIT

8/26/2009 1:55:31 PM

yea... .i'm gonna go layout in the middle of the work day

8/26/2009 2:04:30 PM

i HATE filing, and i HATE making copies...this is what having a paralegal's assistant was for

god i miss that

8/26/2009 2:15:29 PM

Quote :

"I see quagmire02 is enamored with this one as well."

same one for the past 10 months, my friend...SAME ONE

8/26/2009 2:16:12 PM

Should I go down to the beach right now or not. I really don't feel like having to take another shower before I work tonight, but then I kinda wanna lay out. Maybe I'll just wait till tomorrow or Friday.

8/26/2009 2:20:28 PM

Hungry, this bitch said he would be back in 15 minutes!

8/26/2009 2:21:58 PM

well that burns

ending a conference call, the project manager says "have a good weekend!"

it's fucking wednesday, not all of us are taking off for a 4 day weekend, asshat

8/26/2009 2:36:32 PM

perhaps he is telling you that you can take a 4 day weekend

8/26/2009 2:37:17 PM

way too much to do for those shennanigans

8/26/2009 2:41:19 PM

*waves magic wand*
BE MOTIVATED!!!

*waves magic wand*
FINISH FILING!

*waves magic wand*
MAKE COPIES!

sigh......

8/26/2009 3:22:16 PM

32 days. wow!

8/26/2009 3:32:39 PM

everything is so fucking blurry underwater (naked eyeball) it's ridiculous

filling cryo shippers with LN2 is not nearly as interesting as it sounds

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : s]

8/26/2009 3:34:11 PM

i can't wait to get home to see my package waiting for me on the doorstep!

8/26/2009 3:36:04 PM

because of ^ I now have Detachable Penis stuck in my head

8/26/2009 3:37:54 PM

^LOL. ya know right after I hit the "post reply" button, I thought someone would make some comment like that. It's a pair of shoes, FYI.

8/26/2009 3:39:38 PM

ooh what kind of shoes?

evening plans:
go home
NOT FALL ASLEEP
watch Mad Men
Dinner with dad and sister
bed at a decent hour tonight

8/26/2009 4:20:16 PM

penis shoes

8/26/2009 4:21:29 PM

^^some gray suede "ankle booties" for fall weather!

8/26/2009 4:25:52 PM

I want some real food that's bad for you right now.

8/26/2009 4:32:28 PM

ruckus for dinner is an excellent idea

8/26/2009 4:58:04 PM

i don't want to go to work because i'm still a little drunk from last night

8/26/2009 5:04:30 PM

haha i dont doubt it

8/26/2009 5:05:39 PM

Looks like Danny is only going to reach a Cat. 1 when it makes landfall. It'll be interesting being here during it.

8/26/2009 5:13:56 PM

Quote :

"Zac Hanson of Hanson chatted with Pop Wreckoning about Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus: Satire is the greatest compliment. I’m just glad people know who we are for our music. When people think Hanson, they think about our songs. They think 'MMMBop.' There are a lot of musicians out there, particularly I think of the young Disney Channel stars now, and people don’t know them for their music. What does Miley Cyrus’ song sound like? I don’t know. I have absolutely no idea. No offense to the Jonas Brothers, but I have no idea of any of their songs. Absolutely none. I couldn’t sing a song if my life depended on it. Thankfully, we weren’t a part of the Disney Channel, so people didn’t have any opportunity to know us for anything except for being a band. To be a young guy, I was 11, 12 when we accepted our first Grammy. To be a 12-year-old and nominated for songwriting is pretty awesome. We are super proud of that stuff. 'MMMBop' doesn’t represent what we sound like now or what we’re writing about now, but we’re still super proud of that song to play. "

8/26/2009 5:33:24 PM

kinda like

8/26/2009 5:38:47 PM

Uh! I’m the devil, and I’m here to say,
I’m the most evil rapper in the U.S.A.
All my homies and my bitches say ‘Ohhhh

8/26/2009 5:47:28 PM

good lord i look so cheesy in that picture


oh...and GO MEXICO!

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 6:20 PM. Reason : dsjflk]

8/26/2009 6:12:30 PM

i need a TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK or an suv, or even a station wagon

8/26/2009 6:34:19 PM

Waiting to go to the gym...ugh

8/26/2009 6:35:53 PM

I think it is a bit much to see a greased up groundskeeper Willie.

8/26/2009 7:01:24 PM

^

8/26/2009 7:10:03 PM

ugggggh...come on stupid iPhone and iTunes...

8/26/2009 7:36:58 PM

I just want a definite plan already! arggg!!

8/26/2009 8:06:58 PM

i think i'm going to go to sleep soon


or at least try

8/26/2009 8:25:18 PM

HONGRY

8/26/2009 8:38:44 PM

i don't know what to watch on a wednesday night

8/26/2009 8:52:22 PM

I hate my fucking job.

8/26/2009 9:03:29 PM

batman's a jerk

8/26/2009 9:14:25 PM

hopefully on this date she wont ask me to buy morning after pill...

8/26/2009 9:36:33 PM

i just officially learned how to make crack

8/26/2009 9:45:39 PM

set em up

8/26/2009 10:01:19 PM