What do lesbians have that I don't have?

Self confidence.

4/3/2009 3:57:10 PM

hahahaha

Like a tampon theif I had to pull some strings.

4/3/2009 4:07:28 PM

This is going to be a long night. Hopefully the reigns won't take too much pulling. I just need to calm down.

4/3/2009 4:09:17 PM

well i also i love airports, me and my high school gf used to hang out at douglas back before all the crazy restrictions, catch some really cool snapshots of life

4/3/2009 4:12:31 PM

SWEET! My dad just got a place on Atlantic Beach!

4/3/2009 4:26:58 PM

holy mother I'm goin to the beach

4/3/2009 4:27:49 PM

this friday is way too busy for my tastes and my headache

4/3/2009 4:45:16 PM

oh
my
god

this weather makes me so happy

4/3/2009 4:49:53 PM

shit...it's already almost 5

I can't do this sleeping till noon thing anymore.

4/3/2009 4:51:44 PM

I CANT DO MY WORK

4/3/2009 4:58:21 PM

these pictures need to hurry up

4/3/2009 4:59:27 PM

I got a weal wed wagon!

4/3/2009 5:00:04 PM

hahahahahahah good call, w's and everything

4/3/2009 5:00:52 PM

no, a program is NOT still accessing it

4/3/2009 5:03:35 PM

Feeling slightly better.

4/3/2009 5:05:02 PM

Well..there's a puppy in the parlor,
And skillet on the stove,
And a smelly old blanket,
With a Navajo wove,
There's popcorn in the pooper,
And a porker in the pot
There's pie in the pantry,
And the coffee's always hot
There's sausage in the morning,
And a party every night,
There's a nurse on duty,
If you don't feel right,
There's a chicken on the table,
But you got to say grace,
There's always something cooking down at Old Joe's Place

4/3/2009 5:07:04 PM

this cat is like 130% win <3<3<3

4/3/2009 5:08:19 PM

You can eat the shit off my shoes for all I care

4/3/2009 5:12:01 PM

theres a kiss at the end of the rainbow
more precious than a pot of gold

4/3/2009 5:16:40 PM

parking lots

4/3/2009 5:17:44 PM

Sleepy. Can't wait to get a new mattress.

4/3/2009 5:21:03 PM

in all seriousness i really cant do my work though

4/3/2009 5:52:41 PM

does apple make brain implant shuffles yet? and by shuffle i mean anything that can connect to the internet

4/3/2009 5:57:11 PM

tree L: 250go.txt

4/3/2009 5:59:03 PM

http://www.spcawake.org/goto/maryelise


havent raised even half of last year yet

4/3/2009 6:20:35 PM

what's the estimated defrag time for a very full 250 gig hard drive?

4/3/2009 6:23:08 PM

Ffuck I forgot my laptop charger.

And doggie better be good.

4/3/2009 6:51:01 PM

still have no plans tonight, maybe thats a good thing

4/3/2009 6:51:26 PM

i have some plans for you

4/3/2009 7:01:49 PM

What the heck is for dinner?

Next week is going to be rough, I can already tell.

4/3/2009 7:22:13 PM

^^o rly?

4/3/2009 7:32:23 PM

ooooh maybe I will finally have an owners manual for my car!

4/3/2009 7:34:08 PM

freaky friday

4/3/2009 7:36:59 PM

o ya

4/3/2009 7:37:18 PM

o snap

4/3/2009 7:45:59 PM

ugh

4/3/2009 7:59:40 PM

I predict a divorce and that makes me sad for him.

4/3/2009 8:02:03 PM

you know that I could use somebody

4/3/2009 8:11:29 PM

haha finally, drama that doesnt involve me!

4/3/2009 8:12:56 PM

Is that a threat?

4/3/2009 8:13:38 PM

so this girl just requested me as a friend on facebook, her only two friends are me and another friend of mine, neither of us know her, is this sketchy? should i defriend her?

4/3/2009 8:14:38 PM

The real question is, is she hot?

4/3/2009 8:16:15 PM

i guess, but she lives in dc

useless to me

4/3/2009 8:17:58 PM

3517

4/3/2009 8:18:26 PM

I hope that dumb bitch was making a threat.

And dude, you never know, she could be your soulmate!!!

4/3/2009 8:21:43 PM

she's my errything

4/3/2009 8:25:37 PM

i dont need a soulmate

4/3/2009 8:27:43 PM

Frankly, I'd need a soul first

4/3/2009 8:28:56 PM

huzzah!

4/3/2009 8:40:35 PM

^^ that why you don't have a reflection?

4/3/2009 8:41:12 PM