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[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 3:18 PM. Reason : fail lol]

8/27/2009 3:18:48 PM

Quote :

"i want to break shit"

i hate being the 49th post

8/27/2009 3:19:17 PM

A GIRL

8/27/2009 3:19:30 PM

Okay, 1. The oils this girl is using in her massage is making me gag so bad

but a separate part of my brain/stomach is craving fried rice and a chocolate milkshake real bad.

8/27/2009 3:25:19 PM

i'm kinda into miley's new song
it's so teeny bopper, but catchy as hell

8/27/2009 3:54:42 PM

Quote :

"but a separate part of my brain/stomach is craving fried rice and a chocolate milkshake real bad."

pregnancy cravings are lol

8/27/2009 3:55:26 PM

buy a "new" motorcycle, supplement it with parts from the old one, sell what's left of the old one and cut my losses?

or...sell the old one and just cut my losses?

8/27/2009 3:56:03 PM

okay so the girl who moved out to be in hawaii with the "love of her life" (aka the guy she's known for 5 months) is now moving back home....


who saw that coming?

8/27/2009 3:56:19 PM

ok, wtf. there's this big goofy looking guy just patrolling outside of my office, and he just keeps looking in here. weirdo

8/27/2009 4:11:42 PM

Quote :

"pregnancy cravings are lol"

It is definitely crazy the types of foods that pop into my head but I don't usually give into them.
The only things I give into are chocolate chip cookies, waffles with peanut butter, cereal and potato skins yummm

I'm not craving anything too weird in my opinion.

8/27/2009 4:30:19 PM

jesus i'm tired

8/27/2009 4:44:38 PM

want to go to bar review

don't want to be sick

8/27/2009 4:51:30 PM

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Quote :

""The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.""

Quote :

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down"

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ]

8/27/2009 5:28:05 PM

Do I really want that big piece of chocolate cake after I just ate this meal.

8/27/2009 5:34:39 PM

my dog needs a bath




[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 6:13 PM. Reason : but i'm going to drink liquor instead]

8/27/2009 6:12:35 PM

milk

8/27/2009 6:13:30 PM

I'm so tired all the time. I don't have time for side projects.

8/27/2009 6:13:37 PM

^^^are you getting drunk at home alone on a thursday night too?

8/27/2009 6:14:05 PM

i probably won't get drunk

and i'm not alone

8/27/2009 6:14:42 PM

I really need to get that liquor out of my car.

8/27/2009 6:16:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI

8/27/2009 6:16:54 PM

well then, you're ahead of me

8/27/2009 6:17:07 PM

I need to make a followup appt

there was another one I needed to make, dammit.

8/27/2009 6:18:41 PM

it's about time to break out the blender

8/27/2009 6:43:54 PM

omgdaquirideliverypls?

8/27/2009 6:50:58 PM

need to finish this milk

8/27/2009 6:51:05 PM

8/27/2009 6:51:27 PM

yay beer

8/27/2009 6:51:37 PM

beer would be good too

8/27/2009 6:53:01 PM

oh, it is

8/27/2009 6:53:33 PM

oh, it is

ps - 99% on Expert singing "Sunday Morning" by No Doubt just now on Rock Band. alcohol definitely helps me sing better

8/27/2009 6:57:17 PM

laundry and then relaxing

8/27/2009 7:00:00 PM

So tired. Damn Claritin!

8/27/2009 7:01:12 PM

tonight is going to be fun

The New Deal with Sci Fi at Lincoln Theatre, then after party, followed by not having to go to work tomorrow!

8/27/2009 7:05:06 PM

overdid it on the vodka

8/27/2009 7:06:21 PM

^there's no such thing

8/27/2009 7:07:48 PM

there most certainly is

8/27/2009 7:08:14 PM

need someone to help you drink?

if i can motorboat at some point tonight, then i will be there in 30mins or less...or it's free!

8/27/2009 7:08:19 PM

this drink is ruff

8/27/2009 7:08:28 PM

suck it up!

8/27/2009 7:09:06 PM

oh i am....right up this straw

8/27/2009 7:09:42 PM

oh snap

8/27/2009 7:09:58 PM

8/27/2009 7:10:08 PM

im hungry and should eat

but kinda feel like barfin at the same time.

CONUNDRUM

8/27/2009 7:11:21 PM

i only have enough for one REALLY big drink...so i'll be finished before you could get here

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 7:16 PM. Reason : kjhkj]

8/27/2009 7:16:10 PM

haha denied.

8/27/2009 7:17:21 PM

srsly

8/27/2009 7:17:51 PM

i have to pee already

8/27/2009 7:18:00 PM

i'm on beer #3 and have peed as many times

8/27/2009 7:18:46 PM

i'm not sharing with the dog tonight....he's pissed

8/27/2009 7:19:27 PM