god
my dog has the worst smelling farts

4/12/2009 5:22:09 PM

sweet. meet the press came on today even though it was easter.

4/12/2009 5:44:13 PM

I love add art.

4/12/2009 6:26:19 PM

when i was little i used to watch mary poppins all the time and when all the chimney sweeps are dancing i thought they were saying "steppy time"

4/12/2009 6:33:30 PM

haha that's on abc family right now, isn't it?

4/12/2009 7:02:54 PM

My dog will not eat Peeps before they were in the microwave, but after they've been zapped he'll nibble on them a little bit.

4/12/2009 7:04:58 PM

how does megabite pizza stay open...

4/12/2009 7:15:32 PM

I wish I had some pesto bread left.

4/12/2009 7:16:48 PM

buttsex?

4/12/2009 7:17:59 PM

and that's not in response to any post above

4/12/2009 7:18:37 PM

how am i so tired already?????

4/12/2009 7:19:03 PM

I need to get out of this rut

4/12/2009 7:19:29 PM

kenny perry

4/12/2009 7:20:05 PM

home sweet home

wish I didnt have to work tomorrow

4/12/2009 7:21:10 PM

home sweet home

wish I didnt have to work tomorrow

4/12/2009 7:21:52 PM

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow too

esp. since the big rumor is furloughs are to be announced mon/tues

4/12/2009 7:23:06 PM

LOL the winner of the egg hunt had 35 eggs this year

nice job guys, looks like traffic was waay up this year for the egg hunt. didnt the winner have 80+ eggs last year?

L

O

L

4/12/2009 7:23:58 PM

going back to work tomorrow after being off wed-fri. i honestly couldn't care less about work.

4/12/2009 7:24:20 PM

they also dont usually have the egg hunt ON easter

4/12/2009 7:25:21 PM

baby bunnies

4/12/2009 7:47:04 PM

^i tried calling you a couple times this weekend

4/12/2009 7:54:02 PM

A GIRL

4/12/2009 7:55:04 PM

well i showered up with full intent of going to the grocery store and possibly out to the bar

but instead i think im just going to sit on the couch in some pj pants, eat some fruit, have a whiskey or two and read a book while watching dr. strangelove.

4/12/2009 7:55:43 PM

i got your text on saturday but i was at my uncles for lunch, then i forgot to bring my charger when i went home and my phone was dying so i just turned it off

4/12/2009 7:56:22 PM

wow, I played pretty well in soccer today
I had 2 assists in a 4-4 draw

4/12/2009 7:57:07 PM

i didnt want the french version!

4/12/2009 8:06:45 PM

whoops, bleach in an open wound
that smarts

4/12/2009 8:13:03 PM

skydiving was fucking awesome

[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 8:22 PM. Reason : as was this past week ]

4/12/2009 8:14:36 PM

dang i forgot all about the dead show tonight, apparently they just played terrapin station

[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 8:31 PM. Reason : .]

4/12/2009 8:31:20 PM

reality

4/12/2009 8:31:24 PM

bites

4/12/2009 8:32:07 PM

if i fill a balloon with fart and pop it a day later, would it still smell?

4/12/2009 8:32:29 PM

4/12/2009 8:35:35 PM

i dont like waiting on phone calls

4/12/2009 8:42:45 PM

i don't like anything at all.

i am

hmph!

4/12/2009 8:43:30 PM

i dont like waiting on booty calls

4/12/2009 8:43:35 PM

wait over

4/12/2009 8:47:57 PM

Go Cubs!

4/12/2009 9:12:34 PM

I need a little hate to keep me fresh every now and again.

4/12/2009 9:41:08 PM

went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again

The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.

I'll never fly S&M airlines again


I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/12/2009 9:51:09 PM

-you believe him over me
-that is correct

4/12/2009 9:57:27 PM

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill


I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/12/2009 10:00:53 PM

set em up

4/12/2009 10:17:49 PM

2

4/12/2009 10:19:20 PM

^+3539

4/12/2009 10:21:01 PM

4/12/2009 10:21:34 PM

4/12/2009 10:21:48 PM

appaloosa is pretty anticlimactic

4/12/2009 10:22:33 PM

Ahaha, playing a game with a friend and suddenly he's like "DUDE I GOTTA GO!"

I'm glad I stopped eating enough candy to make myself sick on easter when I was about 10 or so, lol.

4/12/2009 10:42:46 PM

I'm pretty sure I'm losing surface area in my brain every day. I feel dumber and dumber.

4/12/2009 10:43:45 PM