rofl

Quote :

"OBAMA WAS BORN IN A HAWAIIAN MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!!! THAT IS WHY NO ONE CAN FIND ANY NORMAL HOSPITAL RECORDS OF HIS MOTHER!!! EVER SEE "GIRL, INTERRUPTED" WITH WINONA RYDER AND ANGELINA JOLIE? IT IS ABOUT A 'HOME' FOR CRAZY CHICKS IN THE EARLY 1960'S AND IS BASED ON FACTS. OBAMA'S MOM WAS GOING AROUND FUCKING NEGRO MEN AND GETTING PREGNANT. ABORTION WAS ILLEGAL. HER MOM AND DAD HAD HER PUT IN THE LOONY-BIN BY SOME PRIVATE SHRINK. “STANLEY” THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GOING TO A COUNSELING MEETING AND THEY GRABBED HER AND HAULED HER OFF TO “HAPPY PINEAPPLE YOUNG WOMEN’S FACILITY” STREET ADDRESS: 5150 KANGAROO KOURT THEN THEY GAVE HER A BUNCH OF DRUGS; THEY CALLED THE DRUGS “MEDS”. THE DRUGS TURNED OBAMA INTO AN INCUBUS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T KNOW STANLEY WAS PREGNANT, JUST THAT SHE LIKED TO FUCK NEGROES. THE “MEDS” WERE SUPPOSE TO MAKE STANLEY BECOME RESPONSIBLE, BUT WHEN THE OBAMA FETUS GOT THEM THEY BACKFIRED AND MADE OBAMA IRRESPONSIBLE. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! "

4/14/2009 12:34:39 AM

have you ever drank baileys from a shoe?

4/14/2009 12:45:22 AM

^^^^yeah but wheres the fun in that!?

4/14/2009 12:46:29 AM

hmmm...well, i guess you could make it interesting and every once in awhile lock the door without actually being in the room and run around naked in the living room?

4/14/2009 12:47:30 AM

^better idea

4/14/2009 12:48:37 AM

need another jack & coke

4/14/2009 12:49:55 AM

^^^^ and then tell your roommate to make you a sandwich

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : maybe?]

4/14/2009 12:51:18 AM

^^^^on rare occasions i exercise nude

4/14/2009 12:52:11 AM

hopefully not on the carpet...you can get rugburn.

ouch

4/14/2009 12:55:26 AM

i've only tried it twice...once on my treadmill, the other doing bench press...but i'll keep the rugburn in mind

4/14/2009 12:56:26 AM

do I really want to hook the wii up tonight???

4/14/2009 12:57:02 AM

^[YES]

4/14/2009 12:57:49 AM

well I suppose...it's not much trouble....I'm just lazy

4/14/2009 12:58:17 AM

^nah, rock some World at War on the 360 like I'm bout to instead of doing my HRM project



FUCK

4/14/2009 12:58:34 AM

^^^^^ good idea, it can be brutal

^^ fuck yes! do it! do it now!

can i come over? mariokart?



[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:00 AM. Reason : gah!]

4/14/2009 12:59:02 AM

^^330?

4/14/2009 12:59:16 AM

^yes

4/14/2009 1:02:52 AM

you dont have davis do you? god i hated that woman...she caused me to be late to a class once...and she KNEW i was in a hurry...

4/14/2009 1:03:55 AM

nah mulvey, OldBlueChair has him as well

4/14/2009 1:05:03 AM

^^^Sorry man, no 360 here....my roommate has WaW but on PS3....I would def. play with you though, love that game

4/14/2009 1:06:09 AM

^^oh yeah...i remember her telling me about him

4/14/2009 1:08:18 AM

yea it's fun.

i got a new live account, so i had to start from scratch and use the n00b weapons.

but that's also helped me with aiming...i've made an effort to use a bolt action rifle and focus on aiming with that rather than spraying with an mp40 or thompson....hopefully it pays off

4/14/2009 1:08:38 AM

Quote :

"spraying with an mp40 or thompson...."

4/14/2009 1:09:05 AM

i think i should take some excedrin pm so i can go to sleep before 4am

4/14/2009 1:17:14 AM

does that work? and can i take it while also taking claritin?

4/14/2009 1:22:29 AM

2 usually work well...1 not so much with clariton...i think you'll be ok

4/14/2009 1:26:36 AM

I believe there's a cop double parked in the parking lot

4/14/2009 1:27:08 AM

think well in that case it must be ok!

4/14/2009 1:27:14 AM

if i'm wrong, you can sue me...lol

4/14/2009 1:28:48 AM

^^^ fuckers...think theyre all entitled to do shit.

i got ran off the road by a hwy patrol cop and almost hit a mailbox b/c he was hauling ass down the road...


^ i will get my lawyers number handy

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:29 AM. Reason : .]

4/14/2009 1:29:06 AM

deez nutz laid up on some chinz

4/14/2009 1:40:23 AM

Can't sleep, go figure.

4/14/2009 1:40:48 AM

and time for sleep....hopefully the night wont be miserable like last night

4/14/2009 1:42:33 AM

bummer

4/14/2009 1:45:39 AM

10lbs in one week? Is it possible?

It will be done

4/14/2009 1:46:23 AM

aha

4/14/2009 1:47:13 AM

^^only if you eat 100 calories a day and burn about 5100 calories a day

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:48 AM. Reason : .]

4/14/2009 1:48:01 AM

...bored

4/14/2009 1:48:28 AM

Quote :

"10lbs in one week? Is it possible? It will be done"

not unless you're really lindsay lohan in disguise as a tdubber



ok, for srsly now...bed time.

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:51 AM. Reason : zzzzzzzz]

4/14/2009 1:51:10 AM

I can do it. I have it all planned out.

4/14/2009 1:52:10 AM

1lbs is 3500 calories....so goodluck

4/14/2009 1:53:08 AM

its an unhealthy combination of diet pills, laxatives, fresh fruit, veggies and lean protein. Oh and exercising everyday.

4/14/2009 1:57:23 AM

Quote :

""10lbs in one week? Is it possible? It will be done""

Quote :

"I can do it. I have it all planned out. "

FAIL

But the good news is, you're gorgeous and there is no need to lose those 10 pounds. Be happy with what you got, woman!

4/14/2009 1:57:58 AM

i agree with qtsister...shake whatcha mama gaaaaave ya! lol

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:59 AM. Reason : 3546]

4/14/2009 1:58:57 AM

^^^ plus if you lose 10 pounds, that means the rest of us have to lose 10 pounds, too, just to compete. and I'm not feeling up to it this week.

4/14/2009 2:00:53 AM

i think i want to remember that third question

4/14/2009 2:10:22 AM

She is a very [something] person

4/14/2009 2:10:29 AM

Ah, I suppose I should go to sleep...

Kinda fucked up my sleep schedule again.

But that video game is so fucking fun when you're playing it with a friend.

4/14/2009 2:12:14 AM

^What game are you playing?

4/14/2009 2:14:17 AM

ciara is looking mighty fine in her new video

4/14/2009 2:16:00 AM