nap time maybe?

4/16/2009 5:22:41 PM

Lets rock and roll tonite, I'm fucking amped.

4/16/2009 5:36:37 PM

They're going to be filming the studio segment of The Doctors that my son is going to be featured on this afternoon and I'm going to be "live" on the phone with them and the studio audience in a little over an hour. I am nervous!

4/16/2009 5:43:17 PM

Well, today has been a complete waste.

4/16/2009 6:09:11 PM

^^Sounds exciting. Try... I dunno, pills or something to calm the nerves.

4/16/2009 6:10:59 PM

played ball way to hard today

4/16/2009 6:11:13 PM

I have never had a more horrible experience with a rental car in my life

4/16/2009 6:16:59 PM

aww, tomorrow is my 6 month anniversary with my bf. time fucking flies when you get old. :/

4/16/2009 6:30:37 PM

well this is turning out to be a fabbbulous fucking day

4/16/2009 6:45:08 PM

i need a new facebook status

4/16/2009 6:45:56 PM

fire lee fowler.

also, homework.

4/16/2009 6:49:22 PM

goddamn

my eyes hurt like a motherfucker.

4/16/2009 7:42:58 PM

nice thong

4/16/2009 7:43:51 PM

I get to use PMC!!!!!!! I'm super excited!

4/16/2009 7:46:19 PM

I have never taken so much joy in writing someone up in my life

4/16/2009 7:46:48 PM

omg 7 layer dip

4/16/2009 7:49:03 PM

some fucking douchebag stole my stuff at the basketball court today... i don't understand some people. i didn't even have anything useful on me. a water bottle and my keys.... which they won't find a use for..

fucking assholes..

4/16/2009 8:02:23 PM

o beansprout, its been 2 1/2 years since we hung out, i forgot how delightful you are!

4/16/2009 8:15:33 PM

Glenn Beck is fucking insane.

I'm not even saying I dislike the guy (I'm leaning more towards pity)... he's just completely lost in his own mind. From the most objective standpoint I can possibly manage, the guy is utterly batshit crazy. The doctors need to just put him in a cushioned straight jacket and make sure he won't hurt himself.

4/16/2009 8:17:13 PM

le sigh

4/16/2009 8:53:02 PM

4/16/2009 8:53:29 PM

Thank fucking god that is over with. Now I need to eat.

4/16/2009 9:22:50 PM

i should be happy, but i'm so sad

4/16/2009 9:26:10 PM

what channel and time is the canes game?

4/16/2009 9:29:42 PM

ohhh this is exciting!

4/16/2009 9:38:08 PM

4/16/2009 9:47:24 PM

4/16/2009 9:53:39 PM

4/16/2009 10:03:24 PM

ahaha, the cat got into "the drawer"

4/16/2009 10:07:30 PM

Man

I can't believe this.
I hope it does go down

4/16/2009 10:15:08 PM

Fuck! I forgot the chore that I really needed to do today. Argh.

4/16/2009 10:22:57 PM

Holy shit, its almost 10:30

4/16/2009 10:29:14 PM

dude who in the fuck is this girl that just sent me all these pictures of us and how did she get my email?

4/16/2009 10:33:05 PM

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=27225728&albumId=39608&page=1 amazing curves

4/16/2009 10:42:51 PM

^do want.

4/16/2009 10:49:51 PM

Beer Wars was perty cool

4/16/2009 10:51:39 PM

i feel like i let my team down today...but at least we won

4/16/2009 10:54:25 PM

DAMMIT


she figured out the secret to getting me to do anything


ask me twice

4/16/2009 10:56:51 PM

you're fucked

4/16/2009 10:57:44 PM

it's babyfart mcgeezax!

4/16/2009 10:58:36 PM

i am

4/16/2009 11:01:41 PM

I have a random urge to watch a James Bond movie.

4/16/2009 11:08:02 PM

hmmmmmm should i call or go to bed

clearly the answer is go to bed


or maybe not so clearly

4/16/2009 11:13:54 PM

3560

OMG 9 GIGS OF THIS AMERICAN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111112
paging Seotaji

4/16/2009 11:15:06 PM

who is it?

4/16/2009 11:15:44 PM

^me?

[Edited on April 16, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : im sent]

4/16/2009 11:18:06 PM

it are my birthday

4/16/2009 11:19:14 PM

What does this effin Mac mean it can't load OSX from this volume?

4/16/2009 11:19:35 PM

If you pull back the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis does it look like a circumcised penis or is it stuck to the head?

Paging dick connoisseurs

4/16/2009 11:42:04 PM

nvm

[Edited on April 16, 2009 at 11:49 PM. Reason : was asking skwinkle what bond movie she wanted to watch...but its on another page...]

4/16/2009 11:47:32 PM