^^looks like every other wang on earth

4/16/2009 11:48:41 PM

i got a tetanus shot yesterday and it has seriously kicked my ass in the last few hours. i'm just so rundown and lethargic feeling. i was fine all day! then around 5pm it just kinda hit me...

4/16/2009 11:51:36 PM

hbd fb3k

4/17/2009 12:07:57 AM

this cracks me up every time

4/17/2009 12:13:16 AM

printer is a BEAST yo

4/17/2009 12:25:53 AM

this cracks me up every time (NSFA)

4/17/2009 12:29:31 AM

beer

4/17/2009 12:31:42 AM

so my allergies cause major sinus congestion, meaning i unfortunately have to sleep with my mouth open at night so i dont suffocate.

this has led to a slight sore throat and lack of ability to taste anything.

so i'm already miserable.

lets add drinking bad milk b/c i couldnt smell (cant breathe thru nose) or taste (no taste in mouth) anything wrong with it.

now i'm paying the price.

ow.

4/17/2009 12:37:18 AM

^Hope you feel better

4800

4/17/2009 12:37:51 AM

^ oh hey gee thanks

4/17/2009 12:40:18 AM

bed time....

4/17/2009 12:45:31 AM

i need to eat a banana and a yogurt

4/17/2009 12:48:16 AM

one more episode and i'm out!

4/17/2009 1:07:31 AM

ok, thats it

i'm waiting in bed

4/17/2009 1:11:20 AM

last day of work tomorrow

4/17/2009 1:18:07 AM

Finally found those songs from my high school band, thank god

4/17/2009 1:28:31 AM

this is a big ass thread

4/17/2009 1:29:57 AM

I think I need to get some sleep.

I think I also need to work on my brevity. I suck with the whole brevity thing...

4/17/2009 1:32:17 AM

ok bed by 2 thats my goal

4/17/2009 1:36:25 AM

^you aim too high

4/17/2009 1:43:32 AM

the fuck if I know hwatsgoing on ino

4/17/2009 3:37:44 AM

I'm hungry but can't anything at the moment

4/17/2009 4:27:19 AM

combo breaking!


this paper doesn't write itself, unfortunately, and thus far i'm not doing a great job of writing it.

4/17/2009 4:30:12 AM

soooo apparently you can't text while driving

4/17/2009 7:15:18 AM

^ you still have a little while of texting to go before it's a law.

4/17/2009 7:31:53 AM

i don't think you should be allowed to text while driving anyways. talking on the phone is 1 thing, but texting is completely different, not sure how you can text while driving.. crazy

4/17/2009 7:32:35 AM

how the hell are they gonna actually prove that you were texting or writing an email? You could be changing songs, dialing a number, etc. It'd be easier to just ban cellphone use without a handsfree device.

4/17/2009 7:39:50 AM

I text all the time when driving. It really isn't hard...hell I'm driving right now

4/17/2009 7:45:11 AM

i used to play monopoly on my phone while driving... i don't do that anymore though

4/17/2009 7:46:15 AM

I feel so much better knowing that all of the other bridesmaids think this wedding is a bad idea.

Really sad at the same time though.

4/17/2009 7:54:18 AM

going back to bed.

4/17/2009 8:01:03 AM

damn i love drinking milk

4/17/2009 8:14:59 AM

this is the earliest ive been up in months, and i have nothing to do til the bank opens. . . then the bar.

4/17/2009 8:15:48 AM

^^^^^omg I do that tooo


well, really only while stopped at lights.


do you have the Monopoly Here & Now version?

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 8:16 AM. Reason : wtslow]

4/17/2009 8:16:21 AM

ugh,, yesterday was a bad day, and today isn't starting any better

4/17/2009 8:47:48 AM

what happened

4/17/2009 8:50:48 AM

my day could not be worse than yesterday.

yesterday involved going through 2 rental cars, getting stuck in chapel hill/pittsboro/raleigh with a car that wouldn't respond to a gas pedal and it taking me almost 12 hours to get to orangeburg, sc from DC.



although the wedding i'm at none the bridesmaids think this wedding is an AWFUL idea. so that could make things interesting.

4/17/2009 8:53:31 AM

A GIRL

4/17/2009 8:57:46 AM

oops

Quote :

"Baby injured at Durham Bulls game Durham Bulls Posted: Apr. 16 11:29 p.m. Updated: Today at 6:58 a.m. Durham, N.C. — Emergency crews took a 7-month-old baby to Duke Medical Center Thursday night after a foul ball hit the child in the head at a Durham Bulls baseball game, the city’s 911 Center said. Duke officials declined to release any information about the baby Friday morning. No other details were available. The Durham Bulls team is owned by WRAL's parent company, Capitol Broadcasting."

lol

Quote :

" Mich. man helps deliver wife's surprise baby Posted: Apr. 16 4:50 p.m. MONTCALM COUNTY, Mich. — A western Michigan man helped deliver his wife's baby boy despite not knowing she was pregnant. The Grand Rapids Press reported the man called 911 early Thursday as his wife was in labor. The man told the dispatcher that he had not known his 27-year-old wife was pregnant. He said they recently quit smoking and thought her recent weight gain was related. The couple has two children, and the mother has an additional child from a previous relationship. Following the successful delivery, the dispatcher talked the man through post-birth procedures. The child was taken to a local hospital"

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 9:07 AM. Reason : ]

4/17/2009 9:02:49 AM

^damn, the first article makes me wish I had gone to the game after all last night.... it's ok though, I had too much work to do anyway

4/17/2009 9:11:13 AM

BACHELORETTE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/17/2009 9:13:10 AM

my paralegal is ridiculous, she will tell someone she suggest they take their ringback tone off their phone when she calls them because its loud and not very pleasent sounding ( in her opinion)

way to not make them want to hire us

4/17/2009 9:34:34 AM

work sucks, i should have taken today off.


also, the canes better win tonight!

4/17/2009 9:45:54 AM

3561
A GIRL
So hongry
Is it 5 yet?

4/17/2009 9:46:06 AM

stupid courthouse making stupid fucking mistakes and i've got the task of tracking down the right person to make the shit right. what the fucking fuck people?!?!

4/17/2009 9:47:10 AM

^^damn, quick response time on that. nicely done

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 9:47 AM. Reason : .]

4/17/2009 9:47:17 AM

A GIRL
So hongry
Is it 5 yet?

4/17/2009 9:49:05 AM

A GIRL

4/17/2009 9:49:50 AM

I hope today goes by fast.
And I hope people just leave me alone today.
I am just not in the mood to deal with other peoples drama.

4/17/2009 9:50:45 AM

These meetings are the biggest waste if fucking time I've ever seen

4/17/2009 9:58:51 AM