my hands feel odd

tingly almost, more like then have been over strained/stretched.....

4/22/2009 12:27:03 PM

Freddie Macs CFO commits suicide.

4/22/2009 12:31:53 PM

4/22/2009 12:34:41 PM

windy fucking days ftl

4/22/2009 12:45:00 PM

my salad does not have enough dressing

4/22/2009 1:00:31 PM

oh great...the control freak is on red terror alert

this will be a fun afternoon......NOT

4/22/2009 1:14:42 PM

holy shit it took me 45 min to fill out that fucking Application

4/22/2009 1:17:31 PM

she warned me that the jalepeno cream cheese what alot hotter than normal

I didn't listen to her

I paid for it earlier with a mouth full of fire






and I'm really paying for it now...

4/22/2009 1:17:47 PM

k somebody stole all of the fucking black ink cartridges from all the printers.

seriously?

4/22/2009 1:20:54 PM

haha, firey butthole!

4/22/2009 1:20:56 PM

I think it's funny how every time the news does some segment about obesity they show a bunch of people waddling around showing everything but their faces.

4/22/2009 1:24:51 PM

wow. I like that she left the hard part to me.

4/22/2009 1:26:56 PM

ugh my allergies are outta control

I can't wait until tonight

4/22/2009 1:27:25 PM

that's what she said?

4/22/2009 1:28:48 PM

I wouldn't mind the hard part.

4/22/2009 1:30:49 PM

oh gracious.

4/22/2009 1:33:00 PM

hahaha dumbasses

4/22/2009 1:58:59 PM

could you really be that dumb or do you think i am?

4/22/2009 2:03:03 PM

damn, I'm on a roll today

4/22/2009 2:03:20 PM

I hate rude clients

4/22/2009 2:13:05 PM

time to fire up some Maple

4/22/2009 2:29:40 PM

sweet,
flight down booked
cabana booked
event - group registration

key west is gonna be sweet

4/22/2009 2:39:10 PM

is this the birthday event?

4/22/2009 2:46:59 PM

ugh... this is going to make it odd next time i see my mom

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : fsasdfs]

4/22/2009 2:51:55 PM

he called one of those late night phone sex lines didn't he?

4/22/2009 3:01:29 PM

I need zyrtek now.

4/22/2009 3:02:52 PM

and wanked in your car again huh?

4/22/2009 3:03:01 PM

haha. I just fell backwards in my chair after reading that

4/22/2009 3:04:15 PM

4/22/2009 3:09:07 PM

if someone wants to talk to me, fucking call. i fucking hate texting

4/22/2009 3:10:34 PM

I am going to voluntarily invite my parents to come visit me. Something is wrong.

4/22/2009 3:13:25 PM

sexting on the other hand?

^you're strange!!!

4/22/2009 3:15:15 PM

ah hell, missed my palindrome.

4/22/2009 3:17:24 PM

i hope i feel better in the next couple of hours... I would hate to have to miss my final lecture.......

4/22/2009 3:32:56 PM

this is horse shit. i havent done anything, literally

4/22/2009 3:50:17 PM

please...tell tdub all about it

4/22/2009 3:51:30 PM

Ragged got caught wanking in nicklepickle's car by her mother.

4/22/2009 3:55:44 PM

this is new to me

i love it when people just get bits of a puzzle and think that its together. I understand whats happening now, and im just laughing about it

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : hahaha ]

4/22/2009 4:01:07 PM

With her mother?

4/22/2009 4:03:48 PM

na it was me trolling the shit out of this bitch in the free section of craigslist, and this skank linked me to a pic of her, cause i called her a bunch of names, turns out the skeez(bitch on cl) was all over that shit. and i ended up replying to her from the ads. hahaha

at the time i thought it was funny, and thought nothing of it.

4/22/2009 4:12:05 PM

Quote :

"I think it's funny how every time the news does some segment about obesity they show a bunch of people waddling around showing everything but their faces."

haha me too...sometimes i wonder if they ever see themselves

4/22/2009 4:13:39 PM

that post just confused me more

4/22/2009 4:13:54 PM

set em up

4/22/2009 4:16:08 PM

A GIRL

4/22/2009 4:16:26 PM

haha bowties

oh hey quagmire!

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ^stranger! ]

4/22/2009 4:21:54 PM

i'm wondering if quagmire is a unc fan

4/22/2009 4:22:43 PM

he better not be!

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 4:23 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2009 4:23:01 PM

why not?

4/22/2009 4:32:00 PM

b/c unc sucks


dur!

4/22/2009 4:36:32 PM

I really need to get better at making decisions.

4/22/2009 4:51:38 PM