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"psssh...paralegals leave? we know how you lawyers are about us leaving!! "

lol im not a lawyer, just a legal asistant, and my paralegal annoys me here

my boss = lawyer
paralegal
and me the legal assistant
are the only ones in this office

i could get my paralegal certificate or whatever it is and notary and my boss would pay but im not planning on doing this forever

4/23/2009 3:27:50 PM

that doesnt help me out much, for title work

4/23/2009 3:29:18 PM

^^ I'm a legal assistant too

4/23/2009 3:40:56 PM

OH! gotcha! i'm a paralegal

i too am not planning on doing this forever (but i did go through the classes and get my notary)


what i'll do is another story!

[Edited on April 23, 2009 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2009 3:50:27 PM

wheeee, just about time to wrap up and roll outta here

4/23/2009 3:52:42 PM

im spartacus

4/23/2009 4:08:17 PM

This decision is important.

I don't have enough information to make it, and I need to get back to these people by tomorrow morning. I will not have the requisite information then either.

What to do what to do

4/23/2009 4:11:45 PM

hells to the yiizaw~

4/23/2009 4:13:32 PM

A GIRL

4/23/2009 4:43:01 PM

i am going to get out of bed. i am going to work on dinner. i kinda want to go out tonight but i'm not going to since i will be going out tomorrow night. but i really want to because it is so nice tonight. maybe i will just break the rules and go.

4/23/2009 4:44:25 PM

is that album private? oh lawd i hope that album is private!

4/23/2009 5:01:46 PM

You have got to be kidding me. Toooo much.

4/23/2009 6:19:11 PM

I need to go get my nails done

4/23/2009 6:22:55 PM

A GIRL

4/23/2009 6:26:19 PM

damn, well i feel dumb

4/23/2009 8:04:44 PM

Ciao, money.

4/23/2009 8:12:08 PM

yay fire alarm when i'm at work at 7:30

i didn't need more reasons to stay, i swear

4/23/2009 8:35:11 PM

the little girl on Greys just made me tear up bc she looks like a six year old version of Maya.

4/23/2009 9:13:08 PM

there are some spineless ppl on this site i swear

4/23/2009 9:18:30 PM

the new entertainment set up is pretty $$$

4/23/2009 9:24:54 PM

the Bell Jet Ranger is no stranger to danger.

4/23/2009 9:45:55 PM

i am so pissed off at my dog right now

4/23/2009 9:53:11 PM

AWESOME!!

4/23/2009 9:54:22 PM

why am I suddenly having so much trouble staying hydrated?

4/23/2009 10:01:00 PM

god my farts are gross tonight

4/23/2009 10:16:55 PM

I just want to be a kid again.

4/23/2009 10:28:11 PM

Fucking exhausted

4/23/2009 10:38:13 PM

i dont want to go out tomorrow

damn my lack of willpower

4/23/2009 10:48:17 PM

I'm so glad my mother also has a very sick sense of humor

4/23/2009 10:58:02 PM

woot...30 minutes and my work for the month is finished

i've gotta get up early in the morning and clean my house up...

then work at the Southern Women's Show...

then come and home make jello shooters...

then figure out how we're going to get around for the rest of the weekend

[Edited on April 23, 2009 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ^^sure you do! I'll be out ]

4/23/2009 11:52:20 PM

^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lp78

4/24/2009 12:11:36 AM

hey there boo boo

4/24/2009 12:16:59 AM

^Gone for any walks lately?

4/24/2009 12:17:38 AM

i certainly haven't...

but that could all change on satuday

4/24/2009 12:23:37 AM

Nitrocloud is a funny ass guy to know

4/24/2009 12:25:05 AM

lol. I might purchase a reflective vest next time I decide to walk home

4/24/2009 12:25:13 AM

if i have to walk home this weekend it will still be daylight...

but you're right....

that was up there on the "dumbest shit i've ever done" list...

4/24/2009 12:26:09 AM

I'm procrastinating again... Homework due at 11:59pm tonight

Need to buckle down and finish.

4/24/2009 12:34:59 AM

maybe touch screen on a cell phone isn't such a cool feature...

4/24/2009 12:37:14 AM

Jimmy Buffet was pretty good

4/24/2009 12:58:54 AM

Do not feel like fapping tonight but do not want to wake up with wood all day tomorrow.

4/24/2009 1:08:21 AM

Goddammit son of a bitch rawr fuckshit whoreass bitchnuts.

There.

I still want to shoot my neighbors in the face, though.

4/24/2009 1:33:40 AM

/3579

4/24/2009 1:34:45 AM

3580

LOL access to notyetagirlfriend's facebook

4/24/2009 1:35:21 AM

cold pizza ftw

4/24/2009 1:53:05 AM

Aha, that was a waste of effort. OK well at least one of the tables was useful... And now for um... I guess basic proofreading? Helping people with research papers is a pain in ze butt.

At least I didn't write much of anything in this and I am just making it look/sound more coherent.

4/24/2009 1:56:54 AM

cancel that.

4/24/2009 1:58:05 AM

4/24/2009 2:11:19 AM

true.

this week's rash of Daveheads were way cooler than the Parrotheads earlier in the week

4/24/2009 2:13:04 AM

NYAAAAOOOOOWM!!

*BOOOOM*

I need fewer distractions. I.E. I need my internet to go away for 5 minutes.

4/24/2009 2:15:01 AM