8/28/2009 3:40:25 PM

I'm thinking about my junk

weird

8/28/2009 3:45:11 PM

A GIRL

8/28/2009 3:46:06 PM

Here I sit, in my office sippin' on me a little Gentleman Jack on ice. Work is good.

8/28/2009 3:46:21 PM

that ruckus bartender is hottt

8/28/2009 3:47:05 PM

lol

just got a text from someone in the parking lot saying it's safe to leave early, b/c all the managers' cars are gone

8/28/2009 3:51:29 PM

hahah NICE

i can see my bosses van from here. so when he's out, i'm out

8/28/2009 3:52:15 PM

haha. that's awesome

8/28/2009 3:59:02 PM

my new 500 thread count 700 fill power down comforter from overstock.com has arrived!

i hope it was worth it! i've never purchased from overstock.com before. it CLAIMED this comforter retails for ~400 but i got it for $60.

8/28/2009 5:09:05 PM

Quote :

"i can see my bosses van from here. so when he's out, i'm out "

and he still ain't fucking out.

FUCK THIS I'M OUT

8/28/2009 5:09:43 PM

the next thing i want to get is this: http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Serta-4-inch-Memory-Foam-Mattress-Topper-with-Contour-Pillows/2653504/product.html

but i have to wait because i just spent monies at the vet. but if i get a job as a research assistant then i will get it! my bed will be the most comfortable bed of all time!!

my new down comforter is amazing. so soft and fluffy! i lurve it!

8/28/2009 5:22:25 PM

hungry howie's tonight for dinner. i am kind of excited.

8/28/2009 5:49:41 PM

i'm almost off work!!!!!!!!!

8/28/2009 5:54:51 PM

me too

8/28/2009 5:55:53 PM

^Awesome feeling isn't it? I love the joy of fridays!

8/28/2009 5:58:05 PM

I suppose...but I have to work tomorrow too

8/28/2009 5:58:25 PM

fuck

fuck fuck fuck

8/28/2009 6:05:04 PM

what happen?

8/28/2009 6:06:15 PM

was supposed to pick someone up at the airport at 745, flight now delayed and est. arrival time is now 1105

kinda ruins all plans i had

8/28/2009 6:07:30 PM

well some airports have pretty awesome bars! go get yourself a drank...you will need one

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : blah]

8/28/2009 6:09:00 PM

it's not my flight

i'm not going to go pay $7 for a beer when i've got beers at home

but since i'll be driving there, i cant indulge too much, and cant do anything else either, due to how southwest and phl like to just up and randomly change their est. times

8/28/2009 6:10:18 PM

oh i thought you were already at the airport....neato!

8/28/2009 6:11:53 PM

oh no, that'd suck more

8/28/2009 6:12:32 PM

*Sigh* Women.

8/28/2009 6:14:55 PM

snow leopard is fast

8/28/2009 6:15:38 PM

stockroom, babeland, or where?

8/28/2009 6:20:45 PM

fuck

ambrosia now has more posts that ReceiveDeath

fuck you, ambrosia

8/28/2009 6:27:16 PM

really wish i had a shuffle to fuck around with right now...

8/28/2009 6:37:07 PM

maybe if you make me feel guilty enough... I'll make ScHpEnXeL bring it to you

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 6:42 PM. Reason : BC ITS HIS FAULT YOU DONT HAVE IT]

8/28/2009 6:41:42 PM

jordan is the man

8/28/2009 6:44:54 PM

sooo hungry

8/28/2009 6:45:33 PM

Quote :

"was supposed to pick someone up at the airport at 745, flight now delayed and est. arrival time is now 1105 kinda ruins all plans i had"

sweet, now, it's 815.

ALL IS WELL

8/28/2009 7:11:25 PM

I feel like crap.

8/28/2009 7:13:27 PM

COME ON, GIRL

8/28/2009 7:13:30 PM

^x6

its all good. i just wanted to mess around with it tonight so i could go running with it tomorrow

8/28/2009 7:25:45 PM

I am watching the episode of The Office where Michael tries to commit suicide. It makes me want to jump off a roof onto a bounce house.

8/28/2009 7:31:37 PM

8 needs to hurry up and get here so i can go to the airport and then go get some din din

NGA STRVN

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : and get my night started finally.]

[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 7:34 PM. Reason : on an empty stomach i dont feel comfortable having another beer then making that drive ]

8/28/2009 7:33:22 PM

This HS football on ESPN is DREADFUL. Good lord, I was a 5'9" stick in HS but I could play better at that time than every single guy out there... QBs for both teams have girl arms.

8/28/2009 8:00:06 PM

idk why i thought wine was a good idea. sooooooo sleepy

8/28/2009 8:02:37 PM

I'M 'BOUT TO SIP AN' GRIP

8/28/2009 8:05:51 PM

MY FARTS SMELL TERRIBLE

8/28/2009 8:42:37 PM

8/28/2009 8:48:06 PM

<3 my boo

8/28/2009 8:52:38 PM

mmmm Lily's pizza

8/28/2009 8:58:38 PM

these things are amazing for getting my cat to take her medicine!!! usually it is a battle but she eats these right up.

8/28/2009 10:01:12 PM

ugh, i have the same trouble getting my dogs to take medicine. i try to stuff it into a treat, but they just dig it out

8/28/2009 10:03:02 PM

Puppies dressed as cats.

shit...I need to go get my prescription...I'm getting very impulsive again and I need to get medicated before I go and get a damn puppy.

8/28/2009 10:05:40 PM

PUPPIES, DRESSED AS CATS...
PUPPIES, DRESSED AS CATS...
PUPPIES, DRESSED AS CATS!

8/28/2009 10:06:51 PM

chicks into UFC and that mma stuff are such a turn off

8/28/2009 10:08:35 PM

except to every other guy who thinks you're an idiot

8/28/2009 10:09:37 PM