wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
I'm ready to get this damn exam over with 5/1/2009 6:44:20 AM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
1st game of round 2 tonight!! LETS GO CANES! WOOOO 5/1/2009 8:10:48 AM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what did you do last time you didnt make it?" |
i hitched a ride with a friend.5/1/2009 8:15:45 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
monthly postcounts 5/1/2009 8:34:50 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
stupid fucking coworker taking off today without even telling me beforehand, so now i get to do her workload and mine and i didn't find that out until i got here an hour ago 5/1/2009 8:37:23 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
plz to make today go by super fast 5/1/2009 8:38:20 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
nixpix running this shit 5/1/2009 8:50:11 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
^ that she is 5/1/2009 8:50:49 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
whoa. 3 out of 4 men would rather play a video game than have sex. wtf is this world coming to. 5/1/2009 9:12:54 AM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
^ I heard that too...
that is some fucked up priorities 5/1/2009 9:13:42 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
i don't like my bridal portraits nearly as much as the engagement photos...but they're still good! 5/1/2009 9:15:02 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "stupid fucking coworker taking off today without even telling me beforehand, so now i get to do her workload and mine and i didn't find that out until i got here an hour ago " |
aaaand, the other coworker just called to say she's still in pain from a root canal yesterday morning (she was off all day yesterday) and she's not coming in either! there are 4 people in my group including my manager. so my 2 coworkers are out today and i'm now responsible for nearly all of their daily tasks.
what the fucking fuck TWW???? 5/1/2009 9:15:55 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
toothacheeeeeeee 5/1/2009 9:22:17 AM |
AlliePaige All American 4510 Posts user info edit post |
Almost wish today wasn't pay day so I could've called into work sick.
hopefully today will zooooooooom by. 5/1/2009 9:28:22 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
on another message board i frequent, someone shared an ER story that i just had to share here
Quote : | "Okay... you asked for it, here is ER foreign body story number 1...
Middle age female shows up after midnight with her husband. She explains that they were exploring and trying new things and now there is something stuck inside of her: A Russian Nesting Doll She explained that they were able to remove the top half but the bottom half wouldn't budge. For 2 days they had tried everything!! Sliding a finger around the edge to pull it out - nope. Gripping it with pliars - nope. Soaking in the tub - nope.
Wait a minute. Did she say 2 days? She said she was so embarrassed that she didn't want to come to the ER (that's why she waited). If I had a dollar for every time I heard this!!
The Russian Nesting Doll is made of wood. Does anyone know what happens to wood after being in a warm, moist environment?
Here's something that you may not know. During an orgasm, the vaginal muscles contract so tightly that if there is a foreign body in the vagina, it actually forms a sort of vacuum against the cervix, making it that much more difficult to remove said foreign body. Removing the decaying splintered pieces took over an hour. Lots of irrigation with saline and making sure that the pieces were pulled out cleanly without 'poking' and further injuring her.
Her husband waited in the lobby. " |
5/1/2009 9:35:02 AM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
Its FINALLY FRIDAY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5nKMzo2L4c 5/1/2009 9:36:26 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^^ ahahahah.... that's awful, but funny at the same time
[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 9:38 AM. Reason : .] 5/1/2009 9:36:42 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
5/1/2009 9:37:35 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^ ahahahah.... that's awful, but funny at the same time" |
i posted a question asking for clarification - was it the main doll or one of the smaller dolls from the middle? 5/1/2009 9:39:46 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
i need another job 5/1/2009 10:05:43 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
^ 5/1/2009 10:35:01 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
nap time? 5/1/2009 10:35:56 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
oh shit! internal service error 5/1/2009 10:39:47 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
really noobs? 5/1/2009 11:34:43 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "- If you feel that strongly about keeping women oppressed and breaking up marriages and families, God forbid, but maybe you should start your own group opposing this one! You will not, however, succeed in the end against God. If you choose to flaunt your sin, it is God you must answer to, not me." |
5/1/2009 11:37:39 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
gah god forbid they have a site that works
[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : ds] 5/1/2009 11:39:56 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
really boobs? 5/1/2009 11:40:22 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
anybody wanna go fishing this afternoon? 5/1/2009 11:40:31 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
shit i would, but i cant find any of my gear 5/1/2009 11:42:26 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i got extra rods and you're welcome to anything in my tackle box
[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : gotta be willing to paddle and run the anchor though] 5/1/2009 11:43:45 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anybody wanna go fishing this afternoon?
" |
You would ask the one day I can't.5/1/2009 11:47:01 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
sorry mang 5/1/2009 11:47:34 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
counting down to 3PM 5/1/2009 11:48:33 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
ya hear that? NeuseRvrRat has an extra rod someone can use. 5/1/2009 11:49:12 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
DeeMarie would probably disagree. 5/1/2009 11:50:25 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to try some early morning topwater tomorrow morning before my team's t-ball game. 5/1/2009 11:50:40 AM |
melanndelyn All American 2119 Posts user info edit post |
t-ball?? really?
precious... 5/1/2009 11:51:19 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i can't catch shit on top in lake raleigh. maybe the water is warm enough now. 5/1/2009 11:53:00 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i guess ragged wasn't up for paddling
any takers? 5/1/2009 12:00:29 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anybody wanna go fishing this afternoon?" |
i want to play 5/1/2009 12:05:18 PM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
how the hell as a jew from toronto did i get hashimotos syndrome. only asians get it. 5/1/2009 12:05:35 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i'm serious, if someone has the rest of the afternoon to kill and wants to go fishing, then let's do it
[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason : my canoe is no good for solo paddling] 5/1/2009 12:08:04 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
im down. 5/1/2009 12:10:12 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
gotsta work 2-6ish
where do you people get free time 5/1/2009 12:10:53 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
rhyne's gate at about 3?
[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 12:12 PM. Reason : how late you gonna be able to fish?] 5/1/2009 12:11:04 PM |
dbhawley All American 3339 Posts user info edit post |
me and the roommate have been going fishing alot this past week; went yesterday to lake raleigh and to a small pond we found around there
dang fish aint bitin though 5/1/2009 12:14:26 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "t-ball?? really?
precious.." |
Yep. This is my second year, and my nephew is on my team this year. 5-6 year olds, and they have the option to hit off the tee or have me pitch to them. should be pretty cool, and our first game is Saturday.
Here is the squad from last year:
5/1/2009 12:15:34 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
they're biting. you just need to get away from the heavily fished areas on a canoe, son.
and you need dem skillz dat killz catches and releases 5/1/2009 12:16:41 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 5/1/2009 12:17:21 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Edward Cullen....fuck that thread....I'm swooning now. 5/1/2009 12:17:32 PM |