^^


[Edited on June 28, 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason : I put gold bond on mah bawls, and they're still sticking to my leg]

6/28/2009 10:08:46 PM

if you had to pick cookies or icecream which would you pick?

6/28/2009 10:10:41 PM

I would say so. Maybe. I don't really know.

I loved Ice Cube in that one cop show.

[Edited on June 28, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ^ BOTH. mixed together. what can I say, I'm a fatty and like sweet things.]

6/28/2009 10:11:13 PM

how did you think of such a good Dear ______ post

6/28/2009 10:17:45 PM

I don't know, I just thought it would be funny

it apparently has shut up the thread though

6/28/2009 10:27:06 PM

[Edited on June 28, 2009 at 10:31 PM. Reason : that was rude, and I need to learn to not be a dick]

6/28/2009 10:31:31 PM

what did you say? I can take the heat

6/28/2009 10:32:49 PM

so what are your future career plans?

6/28/2009 10:33:35 PM

best left unsaid

6/28/2009 10:34:21 PM

^2 I want to go to University of Maryland for my master's in genetic counseling, then be either a prenatal or cancer genetic counselor

^ You can tell me -- PM if you would like

6/28/2009 10:36:20 PM

so, I'm thinking about getting an ipod again (my first one was stolen). Should I go ahead and get my girlfriend one too?
(a while ago, she was coming home from work, and put her ipod in her lunch cooler. She stopped on the way home and picked me up a gatorade...then put it in her lunch cooler. The top to the gatorade had a crack in it, and it spilled all over everything. Ipod ruined.)

6/28/2009 10:46:18 PM

I think you might as well... it would be a very sweet thing for you to do and lets face it, you'll probably get laid bc of your good deed.

6/28/2009 10:47:17 PM

Jesus Christ...you sound like a 19 year old. You really think getting laid is a problem for me? Or that I have to pay my way into some puss?

Anyway, sometimes when I sit down in my chair at work, my nuts don't quite move out of the way...and I end up sitting on them. It ONLY happens in that chair in my office...the one for my desk...not the chairs for the table. I know what you're thinking...get a new chair, dumbass! Well, I did, and I continue to sit on my balls anywhere between 3-5 times a week. This always ends in me cowering in the corner, crying softly to myself.

On friday, I had a meeting with my friend and coworker Feba (she has a phat ole' ass). When we walked into my office, I sat on my nuts. She must have taken notice to my grimace and wookie-like-scream:



because she actually asked if I 'just sat on my nuts or something?'

Please advise?

6/28/2009 10:55:33 PM

The getting laid part was a joke I would hope you wouldn't have a problem if she was your girlfriend!!

I suggest you get one of these:



It's a nursing pillow. I've seen quite a few new mothers sit on them after the birthing process due to being sore down there... It seems to have the perfect opening for nuts as well. Maybe you can find one that's a neutral color or one that fits the color of said chair.

I would also suggest a scrotal lift.

6/28/2009 11:03:23 PM

thank you. that is an awesome idea!

6/28/2009 11:08:31 PM

why didnt you stay online two minutes longer?

6/28/2009 11:12:57 PM

because I had to go to bed I had to drop Gambit off at 7 am to be neutered... good day for me, bad day for him!

6/29/2009 7:51:26 AM

how much earlier should I leave if I plan on taking the bus? I've never taken it before other than the drunk bus (I will be picking up off of gorman and riding to Tomkins)


i gotta be on campus at 9:30, and I plan on parking either early on gorman (before brent road) or over on varsity...

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 7:57 AM. Reason : prep time, duh]

6/29/2009 7:57:22 AM

I think you should give yourself at least 45 minutes. However, I'm also crazy paranoid about missing buses so I always take them too early I guess 30 min could be ok too, but I would still go with 45 min ahead of your class time. (Or work time?)

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 8:02 AM. Reason : .]

6/29/2009 8:01:34 AM

wanna play tonight?

6/29/2009 2:30:18 PM

Do I need a sidecar?

6/29/2009 2:31:24 PM

^2 I answered that in your thread

^ Yes... who doesn't?

6/29/2009 2:32:52 PM

bump bump bump

7/1/2009 1:51:40 PM

So when do the wimmenz folk come to see me son?

7/1/2009 1:52:51 PM

I will introduce you to the ladies but I will not bring them to you... You have to come to the ladies

7/1/2009 1:55:05 PM

^tell him boo

so im worried that trixie hurt her leg? she drags it sometimes but she isnt sensitive about it at all...im worried. can you come look at it sometime? maybe tonight or tomorrow before we go out? pooooor little trix...

but i had just woken her up when she did it, so maybe she was groggy??
ugh

7/1/2009 4:26:57 PM

why do you guys talk on TWW and not just text/im/facebook/call each other?

7/1/2009 4:27:50 PM

7/1/2009 4:28:04 PM

^^not to answer the question for her but me and poopface can have a conversation on IM, facebook and tww at the same time about three different subjects, they could be doing the same

7/1/2009 4:33:09 PM

also not trying to put words in her mouth, BUT

we do what we want
take it or leave it

7/1/2009 4:36:04 PM

Yeah I can look at it before tomorrow -- her leg could've fallen asleep.. but I'll look tomorrow

We talk on here, text, and on IM at the same time... (to agree with saps)... and yes, we do whatever the fuck we want. K?!?!

H8R



the lines are down at the crisis center so I'm bored

7/1/2009 4:37:37 PM

well. as the master of the universe, i command you to stop.

7/1/2009 4:37:56 PM

lol

lets see how quick we are to comply with that demand....

hold your breath dyne...

7/1/2009 4:39:35 PM

^2 Hey now... you may be master of the universe but I'm the HBIC in this here thread

so no, thanks.

7/1/2009 4:41:32 PM

NO, I WIN BECAUSE I USED BOLD, ITALICS AND UNDERLINE ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!

7/1/2009 4:43:25 PM

hahahaha I was actually trying to imitate that

I don't want this turning into the soap box, so we can do without all the boldness for now

7/1/2009 4:44:19 PM

Your mom is nice .

Did you ever go to the gym?

7/1/2009 10:41:23 PM

Yeah she is

and yes I did... my legs feel like jello with a mix of steel

7/1/2009 10:54:47 PM

why is bighitsunday such an asshole?

7/1/2009 10:55:47 PM

^ I think he's pretty funny, what happened??

7/1/2009 10:59:30 PM

check out the damies thread...
jerk

7/1/2009 11:00:35 PM

it's ok... sweat off your back

don't sweat the small stuff boo

I still love you

7/1/2009 11:03:16 PM

haha i know but its like
why you gotta be such a dick, its tww...lets all just be friends

7/1/2009 11:04:09 PM

exactly, it's tww

7/1/2009 11:18:53 PM

true
but at least im nice when i post

im not like "you're all a bunch of fucking horny nerds who never REALLY get laid and all you do is make fun of people on tww to make yourselves feel better"

not that i would say that
i <3 tdub

7/1/2009 11:20:36 PM

what's up with Mr. Baggins?

7/1/2009 11:22:13 PM

Well, I think he has quite an addictive personality -- ever since he didn't have his precious, he had to find a new precious... he's a meth mead now

7/2/2009 9:41:56 AM

do you or anyone in your immediate family own a firearm?

link unrelated: message_topic.aspx?topic=570298


[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 1:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 1:19:12 PM

Can you come pick me up at golden dragon?

7/2/2009 1:42:45 PM

^2 My stepdad owns a gun, and I'm planning on getting a shotgun

That thread made me laugh

^ I'm at work sorryyyy

7/2/2009 2:36:29 PM