DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "one time when I was little I thought I'd be cute and sneak up on my mom while she was in the bathroom after her shower. She was in a towel and I crawled down on the floor and I was going to jump up and go BOO! then all of a sudden she dropped something and bent down and I saw her vagina. It was hairy and it scared me." |
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : 36 holla]11/12/2009 3:37:29 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I was raped, I got off.
And dude had the audacity to say "You come like a champ!" - that pisses me off almost as much as the rape itself. " |
11/12/2009 3:38:23 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ 11/12/2009 3:38:40 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
whoa 11/12/2009 3:39:59 PM |
xplosivo All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ wow. that's bad.
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .] 11/12/2009 3:40:12 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Right after Wolf Village was built and they were letting students move in, I went to a party there with another TWWer. I had a little bit too much to drink and ended up vandalizing a good # of the floors (tearing down bulletin boards, knocking dry erase boards down).
The next day there was a thread about the douchebag that vandalized Wolf Village " |
11/12/2009 3:40:28 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've done the MMF effiel tower a few times. It was really awkward because the two guys talked to each other the whole time asking if I was cumming yet or not and if they wanted to switch yet. I just hung out in the middle while they talked." |
11/12/2009 3:40:59 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
confessions.
i was just thinking. it technically isnt random people because everyone who gets/sends them is in this thread. but whatever. keep it going. 11/12/2009 3:41:11 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I usually push guys away by wanting to talk to them way too much. I hate being bored and tend to take it out on the guy in my life at the time. I totally don't seem like that chick, but I am " |
11/12/2009 3:41:33 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I got my friends in trouble in the dorms for possession of alcohol, but they didn't have alcohol. I did. My roommate and I got bored one night and moved all the little signs around the suite that said what number each room was. When we had an inspection they saw my booze and their number on the door." |
11/12/2009 3:41:50 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
I want a pm 11/12/2009 3:43:07 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am absolutely addicted to chips and salsa " |
Quote : | "I've always kinda wanted to get to know pilgrimshoes, but I've never been brave enough to start up a conversation with him. " |
11/12/2009 3:43:32 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2009 3:44:15 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I once broke my little sister's collarbone the week before Christmas/her trip to Disney World and I've never really felt bad about doing it" |
11/12/2009 3:44:22 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ i broke my cousin's collarbone when we were like 8.
she won't let me forget it! 11/12/2009 3:45:25 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
these are fun. anybody else? 11/12/2009 3:46:00 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Hit me up with some... 11/12/2009 3:46:05 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A year ago I was hooking up with this chick that wanted to do some D/s stuff with her as the sub. Over the course of one evening I fisted this girl while choking her (per her request). We stopped hooking up for whatever reason but kept in touch. She told me a few weeks ago that she is pregnant by her new bf/fiance and wants me to come to the shower. There is NO WAY I can do this knowing what I did to her box. Plus I am pretty sure her new dude has zero idea what a freak she was/is. " |
Quote : | "I desperately want to have a MMF! Maybe even a MMMF because I crave having every single hole filled at the same time. My favorite porn (besides girl on girl) is double and triple penetration shots. I wish I could find two guys I trusted to try this out with. I will do this one day." |
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:46 PM. Reason : a]11/12/2009 3:46:06 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Mike Tyson can never lose my respect
he and I are a like in so many ways, especially after peeping the new documentary about him, it was like a documentary of myself.
hes a hero to me, a hero because of his demons " |
11/12/2009 3:46:25 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Right after Wolf Village was built and they were letting students move in, I went to a party there with another TWWer. I had a little bit too much to drink and ended up vandalizing a good # of the floors (tearing down bulletin boards, knocking dry erase boards down).
The next day there was a thread about the douchebag that vandalized Wolf Village " |
You are a douchebag, and I hope you realize it. You're one of the reasons why colleges charge more every year. Way to go, making your fellow students pay for your shitheadedness.11/12/2009 3:47:18 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "From : God To : slackerb Received : Thursday November 12, 2009 at 3:40 PM Subject : Confession My dick is tiny....like 3" or so tiny." |
11/12/2009 3:47:54 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
^do not ruin the good natured-ness of this thread 11/12/2009 3:48:03 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I seriously wonder about the truth of the last confession I received, because the person who sent it to me isn't normal, and is not exactly the type for telling the truth." |
11/12/2009 3:48:06 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've had a best friend and my only living grandma die over the past 4 years and the only time I've cried during those 4 years was while on the court after beating Carolina " |
11/12/2009 3:48:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you're my 2nd favorite black man. " |
11/12/2009 3:49:12 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "From : slackerb To : God Received : Thursday November 12, 2009 at 3:47 PM Subject : Confession
i fuck dogs and little kids " |
11/12/2009 3:49:47 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Everyone makes fun of those family portrait things where everyone dresses alike. I like them and sort of want to get one someday when I have a family." |
11/12/2009 3:49:47 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
God ITT 11/12/2009 3:50:35 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i actually cried when Aeris was killed by sephiroth
not so much at that point, but when cloud lowered her into the water and she fell into the depths out of sight
..i also always wondered what the hell cloud was standing on in the middle of that lake when he released her " |
Quote : | "After i masturbate i cant fall asleep for at least an hour. " |
11/12/2009 3:51:08 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just wanted to send you a confession but I couldn't think of a confession to send you! " |
11/12/2009 3:54:27 PM |
xplosivo All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
this is totally helping me slack off this afternoon. good times. 11/12/2009 3:54:34 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have music playing in my head nearly every minute of the day that I'm awake " |
11/12/2009 3:54:57 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
i have gotten nothing done today, mainly because of this thread. 11/12/2009 3:55:02 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I will never have kids because I seriously doubt myself as far as being able to restrain from beating the crap out of them if they fuck something up or talk back." |
11/12/2009 3:55:18 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
this is totally helping me jack off this afternoon. good times. 11/12/2009 3:56:32 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
beating kids gets you off? 11/12/2009 3:57:22 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I once broke my little sister's collarbone the week before Christmas/her trip to Disney World and I've never really felt bad about doing it" |
Quote : | "I have been constantly very aroused for the majority of the last week, usually for no real reason." |
Quote : | "my freshman year my boyfriend at the time came to visit and since my bed sheets were being washed we had sex on my roommate's bed while she was at lunch" |
11/12/2009 3:57:22 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Since you started posting here on TWW, I always wanted to see your boobs. But you always seemed like too nice of a person, so I never bothered to ask you. I still don't plan on it. " |
11/12/2009 3:58:46 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ sounds like an indirect way of asking it. 11/12/2009 3:59:23 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
haha yeah. So did he get them? 11/12/2009 4:00:10 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The only thing in this life I've ever really wanted to be was a good husband and even better father. Even as early as elementary school, when we'd get those ditto worksheets about what we wanted to be when we grew up, I'd always draw me as a Dad and a Husband, rather than a Doctor, Lawyer, Trashman, or whatever.
The older I get, the more I come to the realization that it might never happen. But it's the one childhood dream I won't let go of." |
11/12/2009 4:00:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
well I asked if he didn't see them when a picture got leaked out on here....I figured most people saw them cause they were posted at two different times, once at night and once in the middle of the day. 11/12/2009 4:00:20 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to start sending that to TWW girls. 11/12/2009 4:01:11 PM |
Yodajammies All American 3229 Posts user info edit post |
confess at me! 11/12/2009 4:01:45 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you can confess me a picture of yo tatas " |
11/12/2009 4:02:05 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't think mullets are nearly as bad as emo-cuts and moptops. " |
11/12/2009 4:07:24 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd sleep with a solid number of the girls on tww. Not because they're super hot, but mostly because they can deal with the shit that goes on here which indicates to me they're all relatively cool as fuck and that attracts me to them. " |
11/12/2009 4:08:04 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my confession is ive always wanted to get with you " |
11/12/2009 4:09:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I refuse to shake a womans hand as an introduction or parting, unless it is for business. It just wierds me out! " |
11/12/2009 4:09:41 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, too, have had sex on my roommate's bed" |
11/12/2009 4:10:30 PM |