^^^Lest we forget some people are attracted to that sort of thing

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4/15/2013 2:43:08 PM

yea you know that photo of christina hendricks is heavily photoshopped right?

and fuck all you guys i chose curvy b/c i'm not fucking fat

4/15/2013 2:43:19 PM

pretty sure I chose full figured

but damn no one wants to put "overweight" lol

4/15/2013 2:44:16 PM

I was gonna say she is way curvier than that.

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4/15/2013 2:44:24 PM

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"Honesty is the best policy"

too bad they don't offer "stumpy" for the men's side then.

4/15/2013 2:45:07 PM

Can we talk about how hot christina hendrix is?

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4/15/2013 2:48:14 PM

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"fuck all you guys i chose curvy b/c i'm not fucking fat "

picture please let TWW be the judge

4/15/2013 2:49:46 PM

so which one of these guys is HUR

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/10-ridiculously-offensive-things-people-tell-asian-women-on

4/15/2013 2:50:45 PM

ha yea b/c I haven't played these games with tww before

[Edited on April 15, 2013 at 2:52 PM. Reason : V haha truth]

4/15/2013 2:51:04 PM

Its 2013 how do you not know what ddk looks like by now. She was like bubblebobble spammin pics on here for like 2 years.

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4/15/2013 2:51:45 PM

well i was pretty much done with this stuff. had pretty much stayed off for a couple weeks. got on today and saw a new girl that seemed really cool. have already exchanged a few emails.

this is usually where i fuck things up

4/26/2013 2:25:23 PM

make sure to send her a smilie

bitches love smilies

4/26/2013 2:44:18 PM

Exclamation marks, too. You can never use too many exclamation marks.

4/26/2013 9:04:54 PM

Make sure you say "lol" a lot too

4/26/2013 9:20:02 PM

and ask about 5-10 detailed questions in your opening message so that it's incredibly challenging to provide a cohesive response; this will filter out the individuals who are truly committed.

4/26/2013 9:21:50 PM

i think my e game has gone downhill or something, but my real life game is wayyyy stronger. i havent gotten with a chick i met on that site in almost 2 years, unless you count repeat hook ups.

4/26/2013 9:23:42 PM

well this escalated quickly

4/26/2013 11:04:15 PM

4/26/2013 11:09:20 PM

username: tennisgurl

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

4/27/2013 11:58:46 AM

she got a mean serve.

4/27/2013 12:07:55 PM

maybe she watches a lot of tennis.

or thinks she looks like Serena. She ain't no Serena

4/27/2013 12:18:30 PM

yea, someone tell me how to pick up smoking hotties on the internet

that'd be great

4/27/2013 12:46:59 PM

have you tried saying you're 6'5" yet?

4/27/2013 12:48:38 PM

sadly, I have not attempted to lie at all

first mistake, i suppose

I guess I'll go ahead and take pics with a giant dildo stuffed down my pants leg while i'm at it

4/27/2013 12:53:28 PM

That whole income part...ya change that

4/27/2013 1:00:39 PM

well yea, who DOESN'T make 100k+?!

4/27/2013 1:02:20 PM

lol, I mean I guess there are some commoners who don't, but I help them out by throwing nickels at their NON-Porsches at the traffic lights (when I don't take the secret $100K lanes to work)

4/27/2013 1:06:14 PM

Make sure on the 'your date' part you set the Have Kids part to sure, yes, or whatever it is.

Single moms will come out of the woodwork for some attention.

Also, someone mentioned this earlier. You have to go after the new users first to make sure you get a head start ahead of the creeps. Oh and lots of smilies.

4/27/2013 1:31:20 PM

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"Single moms will come out of the woodwork for some attention. "

oh god, i hadn't even considered this.

also, speaking of height, can we talk about that for a second? apparently a lot of girls take no issue w/ saying "i only date guys whatever-height". i'm going to put "big Cs or better only" on my profile and see how well it's received.

4/27/2013 2:21:07 PM

I love the ones that are like "don't think of coming between me and my 3 kids, because they are my life" age: 21

or the "jesus christ is #1 in my life" pictures half naked and dry humping with beer in hand

is that last one a southern thing or just a stupid bitch thing?

[Edited on April 27, 2013 at 2:50 PM. Reason : ]

4/27/2013 2:49:54 PM

pretty sure it's a stupid bitch thing

4/27/2013 3:01:18 PM

Also, I have no egame...or regular game - acraw, you need to create an account and ...nevermind, i'm fucking stupid

4/27/2013 3:06:27 PM

Height people are odd, but for whatever reason seeing 'I'm fun size' makes my skin crawl.

I learned when I was little when fun size meant.

egame = talking to people normally, not being too weird or throwing copy pasta like 'living life to the fullest'. I'm sure as hell not :p

4/27/2013 3:39:33 PM

what the fuck is fun size

4/27/2013 3:41:01 PM

when i first joined one girl sent me a message asking if I was really over 6' tall because she loves heels and hates showing up to a date and the guy being 5'9". I said I was, but nothing ever materialized. I ended up running into her at the bar a couple weeks later and I could definitely understand her frustration. In heels she was about 6'2".

4/27/2013 4:52:17 PM

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"apparently a lot of girls take no issue w/ saying "i only date guys whatever-height". i'm going to put "big Cs or better only" on my profile and see how well it's received."

Ahahahaah. I approve.

4/27/2013 5:01:03 PM

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" apparently a lot of girls take no issue w/ saying "i only date guys whatever-height". i'm going to put "big Cs or better only" on my profile and see how well it's received. "

Be prepared to get messages from fat chicks that think just because they have big tits that they are hot.

4/27/2013 5:08:53 PM

^^^ i guess i didn't specify, but i'm talking about girls that are like 5'4". i see that shit all the time it seems. i saw a girl that was 5'0" that said 6'+. really?

4/27/2013 7:02:08 PM

i've been holed up studying since thursday, and will be until tuesday, so i just sent a ton of girls messages with literally zero concept that it's saturday night. oops.

4/28/2013 3:01:38 AM

my date tonight got cancelled. I'm OK with it. I didn't really want to get dressed and drive in this monsoon.

4/28/2013 4:01:31 PM

I made a fake profile for the name "stupidgirlxxxx" so I can stalk women anonymously but still see my visitors on my real account

but now the "stupidgirl" account is getting all these messages, despite the fact that it has no pic and the profile is empty

Quote :

"Hi, How come your profile is empty? I'm visiting from Chicago for a couple of days... "

Quote :

"Hi, are you trying to be discreet? "

Quote :

"Hi How you doin? Looking at your empty I am presuming you have just joined. "

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"Hello! Perhaps unsurprisingly, your empty profile has just made me more curious. Any interest in telling me a bit about yourself? "

I find this both amusing and disheartening, since it gives me an idea of how many messages real women with hot pictures and well-written, interesting profiles must receive

4/28/2013 6:51:33 PM

Put up a fake pic. Don't make it a really hot girl (although the responses will be better).

4/28/2013 6:53:58 PM

nah...I'm all right with being passively deceptive, but I don't want to be actively, maliciously, trollingly so

4/28/2013 6:56:10 PM

Quote :

" i guess i didn't specify, but i'm talking about girls that are like 5'4"

I've noticed a weird correlation on Match where girls specify the ideal height and can pick the height of their dude.

A lot of below average height girls i'm talking 5'3" or less prefer guys that at are a minimum above avg height >5'11". Whereas average height girls 5'4"-5'8" often follow the bell curve with a decent distribution that prefer tall guys or are perfectly fine as long as the guy is at least their height or taller. Then girls above average height >5'8" typically accept guys equal to their height or greater and sometimes have more relaxed with guys shorter than them.

[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 10:35 PM. Reason : l]

4/28/2013 10:34:30 PM

4/28/2013 11:00:16 PM

^ i don't know many guys that aren't taller than their daughters.

4/28/2013 11:17:02 PM

I bet she is a freak in the sack.

4/28/2013 11:25:30 PM

lol is there really a huge age gap? I don't know this info, I just heard that she is dating a really tall guy.

4/28/2013 11:33:39 PM

currently 37 and 23.

4/28/2013 11:38:22 PM

Quote :

"A lot of below average height girls i'm talking 5'3" or less prefer guys that at are a minimum above avg height >5'11". Whereas average height girls 5'4"-5'8" often follow the bell curve with a decent distribution that prefer tall guys or are perfectly fine as long as the guy is at least their height or taller. Then girls above average height >5'8" typically accept guys equal to their height or greater and sometimes have more relaxed with guys shorter than them."

I haven't paid too much attention to it, and it's mostly just being being self-loathing as a short guy, but I find that short chicks like tall guys whom they have to look up to, and then tall chicks don't want to date anyone shorter than them.

Either that or I'm just an asshole and don't have very good game. And being 5'6" doesn't help.

4/28/2013 11:40:46 PM