I dig her. I'd let her take my picture too!

1/9/2011 11:54:13 AM

I'd answer her call the next morning.

1/9/2011 11:55:02 AM

Terrific at making me want what I didn't want before

2^and how are we not fb friends yet??

1/9/2011 12:00:37 PM

Terrific at making me want what I didn't want before

1/9/2011 12:15:04 PM

Hung like Secretariat and has given many women the Triple Crown.

1/9/2011 1:43:54 PM

If he were a hot dog, I'd eat him

1/9/2011 10:24:11 PM

He is a great person...I know that about him....yet I haven't actually met him.

But yeah, I think he is really cool.

1/9/2011 10:46:06 PM

she's a cutie

1/9/2011 10:53:34 PM

shares my love of pretty women playing musical instruments

1/9/2011 11:33:31 PM

Has never been anything less than stellar in his posts on T-Dub

1/10/2011 12:36:15 AM

I'm happy for him and for the good things that happen to him

1/10/2011 5:18:06 AM

I wish to give her a big ole hug

1/10/2011 7:40:57 AM

has really, really cool eyebrows

1/10/2011 9:24:36 AM

aaaaah, sore subject!

nice hat bro

1/10/2011 9:32:43 AM

I'm pretty sure Shaft was loosely based on his experiences

1/10/2011 10:14:15 AM

Is way cooler than the Facebook dude

1/10/2011 10:17:40 AM

has no problem with scoring with the ladies

1/10/2011 10:34:50 AM

if we ever met, i'd buy him a beer. seems like a pretty awesome dude.

1/10/2011 11:40:47 AM

his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

1/10/2011 12:53:48 PM

I would do nice things for her...and naughty things to her.

1/10/2011 12:55:10 PM

Has an awesome "Real Name!"

Jimmy James FTW

1/10/2011 12:56:39 PM

He has a knack for interrupting my funnies

1/10/2011 12:56:39 PM

Why you offering up MY 1-ups?? Not cool. Not cool.

1/10/2011 12:57:20 PM

she's not a stalker. She just has a good memory.

1/10/2011 12:58:49 PM

Excellent ghost editor

1/10/2011 1:01:24 PM

occupies castles. verdict? baller.

1/10/2011 1:10:49 PM

Killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die. And then brought him back to life with energy blasts from his fists. They now tour the country together under the pseudonym "Suspended Reanimation".

1/10/2011 1:26:38 PM

spins delightful yarns

1/10/2011 1:35:43 PM

has a pretty kitty

1/11/2011 7:09:41 PM

words don't do her justice

1/11/2011 7:17:02 PM

epic friend

1/11/2011 7:25:27 PM

she has a green thumb. I can't wait until spring/summer/fall when she posts things from her garden again

1/11/2011 7:26:22 PM

best tdub mod EVER

1/11/2011 7:28:53 PM

I'm starting to like him more and more

1/11/2011 7:38:23 PM

Her username is almost as cute as she is.

1/11/2011 7:45:45 PM

seems like a pretty chill and cool dude.

1/11/2011 7:59:53 PM

I want to scratch his beard/goatee/facial hair

1/11/2011 8:26:27 PM

i'd

1/11/2011 10:58:25 PM

Plays a mean G-string.

1/12/2011 10:20:39 PM

I"m sad that no one has wanted to flatter him in all these days. I would have flattered him much sooner if I had the internet more often over the past few days.

1/16/2011 10:00:36 PM

purty eyes!

1/16/2011 10:22:02 PM

Inspirational!

1/16/2011 10:46:16 PM

Stupendeous (fuck if I know if I spelt that right) guy. Wonderful lover. Great cook.

1/17/2011 9:17:07 PM

Has good tastes in pirates.

1/23/2011 8:11:49 PM

Can sport a beard, fight a grizzly bear with one hand behind his back, and make the most amazing popcorn that's so fresh it'd leave you to believe that your mouth was having orgasms all on its own.

1/23/2011 8:15:02 PM

good taste in cars! always nice to other people too!

1/24/2011 9:33:05 PM

She's pretty.

1/29/2011 7:57:21 PM

Sweet girl. She is synonymous with anything beach or pirate related.

1/29/2011 8:05:41 PM

Nice guy. I've never believed otherwise.

On a related note, the more I learn about another crew on TWW that badmouths him, the more I realize that they're most likely full of shit.

1/29/2011 8:11:40 PM

pretty teeth!

1/29/2011 8:14:27 PM