Yo I take shits daily
I know a girl names Haley

This is a rap for my bro dnl
when he got suspended his rep fell

all his damn poasts is gone
he came back a lot once named shawn

now he back no alias here
he won't rape, no need to fear

this is the rap and its here to stay
dnl raped jen, he aint gay

5/2/2009 1:42:27 AM

ugh facebook keeps telling me that photos and profiles are unavailable and to please try again shortly.

hello i cannot sleep and i NEED to get my stalk on. ughh.

5/2/2009 1:55:26 AM

u should quit facebook

5/2/2009 1:56:20 AM

YO I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT.

5/2/2009 1:57:40 AM

back from a party and now i am bored

5/2/2009 2:02:01 AM

I'm drunk

5/2/2009 2:04:44 AM

I really, really wish my arm wasn't so fucked up

5/2/2009 2:28:35 AM

^what happened

5/2/2009 2:29:36 AM

Football injury from a couple of weeks ago

5/2/2009 2:30:55 AM

Waer you play football?

5/2/2009 2:31:43 AM

I just totally did more stuff in the past hour than I have in the past week.

5/2/2009 2:37:40 AM

Quote :

"Yo I take shits daily I know a girl names Haley This is a rap for my bro dnl when he got suspended his rep fell all his damn poasts is gone he came back a lot once named shawn now he back no alias here he won't rape, no need to fear this is the rap and its here to stay dnl raped jen, he aint gay"

5/2/2009 2:56:37 AM

where is that balance of happy, horny, productive and depressed? why have i somehow missed out?

5/2/2009 3:16:48 AM

uh i don't know

horny, productive, and normal?

horny, productive, and bipolar?

5/2/2009 3:18:50 AM

i would prefer productive and happy during the week

happy, productive and horny during the weekends.

5/2/2009 3:25:33 AM

Quote :

"Based on your genetic result, you are 30% more likely (or 1.3 times as likely) to develop coronary artery disease as someone with no copies of this variant. Based on your genetic result, you are 20% more likely (or 1.2 times as likely) to develop type 2 diabetes as someone with no copies of this variant."

well, damn

5/2/2009 3:38:19 AM

how much did that cost?

5/2/2009 3:40:29 AM

about $100 in gas to drive to NJ

5/2/2009 3:41:12 AM

oh dude i so want that done

5/2/2009 3:46:53 AM

I think I need to sleep since I have to get up at 7:30. At least I'll have time to sleep on the beach.

5/2/2009 4:16:24 AM

i'll be leaving work at 7am
yay

5/2/2009 4:19:34 AM

Well since I'm still awake I might as well get up and finish up before my parents get here.

5/2/2009 6:44:30 AM

fuck chantix. i haven't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks

5/2/2009 6:49:48 AM

work is gonna suck ass today

5/2/2009 7:10:22 AM

I was awake all night long...and I'm still awake and going....I'm going to have to be careful driving to Atlantic Beach though today...gotta stay awake and alert. I can do it.

5/2/2009 8:17:23 AM

Quote :

"Based on your genetic result,..."

wtf, did they already put yours up?

5/2/2009 8:31:44 AM

holy fuck...my throat is KILLING me! I guess it's from all this pollen. My lymph node on the side of my throat the hurts is swollen too.

5/2/2009 8:37:39 AM

I hope my old landlord doesn't mind that I left my washer and drier there and that I'm going today to pick them up (I was supposed to be out thursday night...)

5/2/2009 8:38:18 AM

My eyes burn.

5/2/2009 8:38:35 AM

I used to not get so bothered by pollen...but the pollen in Raleigh is more hardcore than the pollen in Conover.

5/2/2009 8:41:04 AM

I'm thinking that a biscuit is in order

5/2/2009 9:19:01 AM

'bout to hit the road to das Kapital city

5/2/2009 9:19:45 AM

o fast food breakfast is a grand idea

5/2/2009 9:32:33 AM

A GRAND IDEA YOU SAY??

5/2/2009 9:33:06 AM

very grand, but i dont know where i wanna go

5/2/2009 9:33:55 AM

oh you know where you wanna go.

5/2/2009 9:34:10 AM

CFFA!

5/2/2009 9:35:08 AM

i do?

5/2/2009 9:35:48 AM

off to work

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5/2/2009 9:35:54 AM

5/2/2009 9:36:05 AM

went to bed at 10 last night woke up at 7 now packing and moving.

5/2/2009 9:37:49 AM

do i really need to pack anything if im going dpwn there for one night?

5/2/2009 9:38:00 AM

I always bring way more shit than I ever use. A few years ago I decided to bring just the necessities and loved not having to haul shit around.

5/2/2009 9:39:10 AM

yes. bojos.

5/2/2009 9:39:45 AM

yes that is what i was thinking, but then again a mcgriddle might be tasty

5/2/2009 9:40:18 AM

ew, Mcgross

5/2/2009 9:40:39 AM

more like mctasty!

5/2/2009 9:41:34 AM

Mchellno - that sounds horrible.

bojo all the way!

5/2/2009 10:00:01 AM

i'm thinking i'll get a latte, get my nails done, do some shopping....aaahh the weekend is here

5/2/2009 10:00:18 AM

ya i wanna go to bojo now

5/2/2009 10:00:45 AM