so are you saying, that just by chance, some random ass limb feel at precisely the time you were under it?

5/2/2009 11:54:17 PM

why did you choose not dnl for sn?

5/2/2009 11:59:00 PM

no, it was my own doing to an extent. I was cutting down a dead tree in the neighbor's yard and directing to fall through an opening in their back yard to miss the house. After I notched it and got it dropping in the right direction, it broke about 20 feet up in the air and fell on my head. It knocked me to the ground, but surprisingly it didn't hurt that bad. I was kind of surprised when I looked at the hand I was feeling my head with and it was covered in blood.

In retrospect, I probably should have roped off the top of the tree and pulled it over considering how rotten it was.

5/3/2009 12:00:49 AM

Lawdy, them folks is shitfaced.

They're so drunk they think my old futon is comfortable.

Just wait til they wake up tomorrow...

5/3/2009 12:12:26 AM

^lol i know what you mean player

5/3/2009 12:13:10 AM

I want people to ask me more questions.

5/3/2009 12:20:18 AM

^^ I'm not a player. I'm just a nice guy who lets random people he kind of knows show up and sleep on his futon because, apparently, they've been planning this for weeks.

5/3/2009 12:24:42 AM

I wonder if someone will make me a birthday thread this year. Also I wonder that if said thread is made will it be as traumatizing as last years.

5/3/2009 12:28:41 AM

what was wrong with last years?

5/3/2009 12:56:13 AM

being dumb is fun sometimes

5/3/2009 12:58:38 AM

^^someone did something really mean to me in the thread.

5/3/2009 1:01:43 AM

I feel the need to be honest. It was me that did that awful thing sawahash, and I'm sorry.

Can we still be friends?

5/3/2009 1:04:47 AM

eh, pm me the details. i don't remember that far back

5/3/2009 1:04:52 AM

Emce...I'm sorry but I'm still having nightmares about that. It may take a few years to forgive you.

5/3/2009 1:08:20 AM

kelly clarkson is fat.

5/3/2009 1:08:51 AM

my bad

seriously, I'm sorry that happened

5/3/2009 1:09:46 AM

Well I doubt anyone will make a thread this year. I won't even know I'd they do cause I will rarely get online this summer.

5/3/2009 1:14:49 AM

its not his fault he didn't know that it wasn't a harmless bump.

5/3/2009 1:14:53 AM

where has big bidness been?

5/3/2009 1:47:19 AM

Is it possible for a lymph node to swell up so bad that you can't swallow. I'm getting to where it's hard. I hope it doesn't get to big for my throat.








Also, that's what she said.

5/3/2009 1:50:29 AM

yeah, i got a buddy who is having to have his taken out because they're so messed up. that whole half of his neck is swolled up really big.

5/3/2009 1:51:36 AM

thats what sh... ah dammit

5/3/2009 1:51:53 AM

You've got strep

and im so drunk i'll be lucky to make it home tonightt

5/3/2009 1:54:26 AM

The only thing providing relief are ice pops. The cold makes my throat feel better and it's ice so I don't worry about chocking on it, it'll melt eventually

5/3/2009 1:54:41 AM

Just farted, relieved my headache a bit

5/3/2009 2:26:03 AM

I want snuggle.

5/3/2009 2:31:43 AM

God damn

I don't know where I am going or what I am doing

everything is fine...and at the same time everything is shit

I will never ever own a gun

I would undoubtedly shoot myself sooner or later

5/3/2009 3:14:10 AM

Quote :

"The only thing providing relief are ice pops. The cold makes my throat feel better and it's ice so I don't worry about chocking on it, it'll melt eventually "

How far can you get the pops down your throat?

5/3/2009 3:15:46 AM

USA USA USA

We just won Beerfest

/movie

5/3/2009 3:27:34 AM

i didnt want to stay up all night so i drank a beer hoping it would make me sleepy.... and it has

5/3/2009 3:30:20 AM

ATTN: GroundBeef

Did you download that S. Darko movie? If yes, any good?

5/3/2009 3:35:00 AM

negative

I will now though

I can at least do a skim to check it out first

5/3/2009 4:17:56 AM

ok, I was just curious

5/3/2009 4:18:25 AM

fuck nvm, it sais its out but I can't find it
maybe it will be out in the next few days

5/3/2009 4:19:42 AM

cool

5 5 0 0

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 4:20 AM. Reason : .]

5/3/2009 4:20:28 AM

I make like one thread a month, I should be exempt from this one an hour rule.


I am better than that.

5/3/2009 9:01:54 AM

if you were exempt, you'd be making 2 threads a month.

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 9:06 AM. Reason : what is your thread, i'll make it for you]

5/3/2009 9:05:48 AM

You cant make it, it has to come from me.

5/3/2009 9:07:12 AM

but we are basically the same person anyway. I feel so close to you.

5/3/2009 9:08:58 AM

that's cool yo

5/3/2009 9:12:57 AM

I know a shitload of people who have birthdays within the next two days.

5/3/2009 9:16:29 AM

Hurts to swallow

5/3/2009 11:00:50 AM

showertime then naptime.

5/3/2009 11:09:03 AM

last post?

5/3/2009 11:12:12 AM

^hey I answered that question you asked me in emce's thread.

5/3/2009 11:15:29 AM

ibtl

5/3/2009 11:16:07 AM

ok

5/3/2009 11:16:20 AM

last!

5/3/2009 11:16:30 AM

no

5/3/2009 11:16:55 AM

5/3/2009 11:17:37 AM