ugh, I feel like dookie today

5/4/2009 10:12:31 AM

^you and me both, brother


stupid exam

5/4/2009 10:14:50 AM

of course something has to ruin this day that should have been easy and fun

5/4/2009 10:17:12 AM

^its monday, what did you expect?

5/4/2009 10:18:19 AM

I wonder if there are any pawn shops that have some banjos in stock around here.

5/4/2009 10:18:47 AM

My right hammy still hurts from my half marathon on Saturday.

5/4/2009 10:28:24 AM

Quote :

"^its monday, what did you expect? "

well im the only one in the office so i expected it to be easy peasy which it is just something else made me not happy

5/4/2009 10:34:02 AM

I'm not the only one who says "easy peasy"!!!!!

5/4/2009 10:38:17 AM

^ probably the first or second time ive said it in my life

5/4/2009 10:40:34 AM

The librarian in The Shawshank Redemption said the whole thing when he first shows his "system" to Dufresne: "Easy peasy, Japanesy."

5/4/2009 10:43:03 AM

goddamn

I am sore

5/4/2009 10:43:44 AM

Freddy's Dead

boom quika wown wown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JYVScMG9HE

5/4/2009 10:44:00 AM

it's f'in burning up in this office

5/4/2009 10:50:12 AM

Quote :

" 7. Our email service sucks. Please just use Gmail. And don't call for Outlook/Thunderbird/etc issues - all we can do is verify your server names and then tell you to use webmail."

lol

5/4/2009 11:01:58 AM

A GIRL

also, just when i think my boss won't wear a shorter skirt or show any more cleavage...she does

5/4/2009 11:04:22 AM

pics?

5/4/2009 11:05:29 AM

hahahahaha

my friend is falling for the trap with an insane chick

5/4/2009 11:08:53 AM

worthless without pics.

and wtf, the carolina game(football) is thanksgiving weekend. Hopefully the crowd actually shows up.

5/4/2009 11:10:15 AM

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

showertime

5/4/2009 11:11:43 AM

I WANNA BUY A TECHNO CD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

Quote :

"my friend is falling for the trap with an insane chick"

who and wat chick?

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:20 AM. Reason : Is it who I think it is?]

5/4/2009 11:18:56 AM

i've debated pics, but i can't think of any way to take them that wouldn't be obvious

also, she's really nice and i feel bad objectifying her like this

then again, she's the one wearing miniskirts and showing practically everything except her nipples, so my feelings of guilt are probably misplaced

5/4/2009 11:42:15 AM

ask her if you can take a picture with her.

Quote :

"Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle Posted: May. 1, 2009 LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses. "One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates - and lots of windows opened up," witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper. "The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom." Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said. Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency. The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened."

Quote :

" Cowboy ticketed for 'riding under the influence' Posted: May. 1, 2009 ARVADA, Colo. — A man in a cowboy hat who rode a horse through a Denver suburb has been cited for riding an animal under the influence. Police said Brian Drone was given a $25 traffic violation ticket in a strip mall parking lot Friday. Drone told KUSA-TV that he was out for a "joyride" in Arvada with his horse, Cricket. Sgt. Jeff Monzingo says the citation was the first he'd seen in 15 years of working in law enforcement. Police say deciding what to do with the horse was a "tricky call" because "you can tow a car" in typical drunk driving cases. A stable owner eventually offered Drone and his horse a ride home. A phone number listed for a Brian Drone in Arvada was disconnected."

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:52 AM. Reason : ]

5/4/2009 11:51:35 AM

its not what you think

5/4/2009 12:03:02 PM

fooooooooood
what the fuck do i want to eat?

5/4/2009 12:03:33 PM

cant wait to dig into the picky platter from ale house

5/4/2009 12:11:40 PM

^ isnt there only wings left

5/4/2009 12:13:16 PM

the word of the day here at work, is "Failure"

5/4/2009 12:15:24 PM

better than "Death"

5/4/2009 12:17:42 PM

better than two words
YOU'RE FIRED

5/4/2009 12:18:08 PM

no there was death too
hence the failure.
"you're fired" would have been an improvement

5/4/2009 12:21:21 PM

I can't wait til this laundry is done so I can hang it out

5/4/2009 12:21:33 PM

what kind of animal died this time?

5/4/2009 12:41:07 PM

This day is majorly dragging ass.

5/4/2009 12:41:59 PM

more fishkies

5/4/2009 12:44:05 PM

sushi time!

5/4/2009 12:44:28 PM

nah, they're kinda bloated

5/4/2009 12:45:26 PM

DELISHUS

5/4/2009 12:45:56 PM

DELISHUS

5/4/2009 12:46:46 PM

WHATEVER, I MAKE A MEAN BLOATED FISH SOUP


much better than hot and sour soup

5/4/2009 12:49:31 PM

that was a nasty first exposure to hot and sour soup though
I don't know what was wrong with it

5/4/2009 12:50:22 PM

the wonton is the dankness though


ima just stick with my wonton

5/4/2009 12:52:04 PM

I wish he would email me back

5/4/2009 12:53:43 PM

leftover chinese hurt my stomach

5/4/2009 1:31:10 PM

jersey mike's was good, but i shouldn't have eaten bread. i ate half of a regular club and i'm just feeling :/

5/4/2009 1:32:05 PM

hmm...that was a rather awkward yet interesting dream during my lunch break nap.

5/4/2009 1:32:36 PM

1 thank you note down

like 200 and something more to go.

sigh.

5/4/2009 1:38:03 PM

woot

5/4/2009 1:44:23 PM

This boy needs to learn how to deal with car salesmen haha.

5/4/2009 1:45:37 PM

hope this pinecone shit doesnt take too long

5/4/2009 1:52:10 PM

3611
A GIRL
So hongry
Is it 5 yet?

5/4/2009 1:53:33 PM