Maybe I should watch a movie...which one should I pick?

5/4/2009 8:49:11 PM

Dirty Dancing
Pretty Woman
Ghost
Bring It On

5/4/2009 9:00:46 PM

Sweeeeeet...I finished the programs.

well...the text and graphic part...not the printing and assembly part

5/4/2009 9:03:49 PM

my phone is getting on my nerves..getting messages like 10 mins late

5/4/2009 9:27:23 PM

i need hobbies

fast

5/4/2009 9:28:53 PM

Is it just me or does Shawn Johnson get thicker every week?

5/4/2009 9:29:56 PM

is her taco increasing in size as well?

5/4/2009 9:31:26 PM

I'm going to watch Blow

5/4/2009 9:31:43 PM

5/4/2009 9:32:35 PM

back the fuck up

5/4/2009 9:40:37 PM

Quote :

"Is it just me or does Shawn Johnson get thicker every week?"

Seriously, this chick is enjoying her 'off gynmastics' time

5/4/2009 9:41:44 PM

Quit posting about adderall and penises and give me the last piece of info I need to finish your comic!

5/4/2009 9:47:01 PM

i can't believe tomorrow will be one month

i thought things got better over time

or maybe they get worse before they get better

i don't know. seems confusing.

5/4/2009 9:50:51 PM

kittehs are up to no good

5/4/2009 9:52:26 PM

i think the fan in my computer might be broken. or at least be weird.

but i don't how to tell. it is hotter than usual and sounds like it is taking off.

5/4/2009 9:55:54 PM

is it on a treadmill?

5/4/2009 9:58:14 PM

why YES! yes it is.

can it fly??

5/4/2009 9:58:48 PM

A GIRL

5/4/2009 9:59:05 PM

hah

looks like they're recycling parts of the dresses on 'Dancing with the Stars'

5/4/2009 10:02:25 PM

yay i finished before 11.

one long ass fucking day of work

5/4/2009 10:44:57 PM

hey, tomorrow is Champions League Day

and I'll actually get to watch the game

yay

5/4/2009 11:13:53 PM

i really want to go downstairs and eat a toaster strudel

5/4/2009 11:31:15 PM

hahaha

this Almay eye color makeup commercial had

Quote :

"blah blah blah It makes your blue eyes browner and your brown eyes browner!"

I lol'd

5/4/2009 11:31:20 PM

Hulu isn't responding, I'm lonely and sober and depressed, my bf is busy having fun with people, and I'm on the rag.

F

M

L

5/4/2009 11:45:09 PM

redtube.com

5/4/2009 11:46:45 PM

Can't do porn.

5/4/2009 11:48:11 PM

Someone needs to make an "Ask an airplane harlot" parody

5/4/2009 11:54:36 PM

thank god for online billpay

10 minutes and all bills are reviewed and paid

5/5/2009 12:10:20 AM

500 away from 5 figures

5/5/2009 12:14:00 AM

I'm about to smoke a camel light and seeing as how I never smoke I am going to get buzzed like a motherfucker

5/5/2009 12:31:35 AM

smokea cigar instead

5/5/2009 12:35:41 AM

naw I'm not a big fan on nicotine

I only got 7 puffs off before it was cashed b/c I waited quite a while between puffs

5/5/2009 12:42:27 AM

i dont like to smoke either but as of late ive been puffing cigars. i like the flavor

5/5/2009 12:47:55 AM

I want my fucking Moses Hogan, people.

5/5/2009 12:48:29 AM

i can't sleep but i'm so freaking tired

(story of my life!!)

5/5/2009 1:03:17 AM

I am about to go smoke a Marlboro Menthol Light as I do every hour on the hour

5/5/2009 1:03:57 AM

this is driving me batty

5/5/2009 1:24:15 AM

Dhani Jones can come "tackle my globe".



[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 1:29 AM. Reason : and DAMN this stye in my right eye! OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!! ]

5/5/2009 1:26:37 AM

Is it a horrible thing to think of when you secretly hoped that the new swine flu pandemic was the new zombie virus just so you can reenact the Left 4 Dead game?

5/5/2009 1:42:53 AM

TANK GAWN RAPE YOU

5/5/2009 1:44:34 AM

I want a lot of things.

5/5/2009 1:47:46 AM

Man, I got raped by 20 tanks in the last game. Stupid admin spawned 100 witches and 50 tanks, but we had sniper rifles and 100x damage multiplier. Still was crazy.

5/5/2009 1:49:10 AM

i like this new st. vincent album

5/5/2009 1:51:12 AM

I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight.

5/5/2009 1:58:15 AM

k, I give up.
I'll just masturbate furiously til I finally get to sleep

5/5/2009 2:28:38 AM

5/5/2009 2:36:17 AM

melatonin = crazy dreams ahead

5/5/2009 3:19:58 AM

Might have to go take one, good idea, brb.

5/5/2009 3:21:34 AM

my forehead just started bleeding... I'm guessing that's a bad sign...

Actually, it's not blood, it's mostly plasma... So... still... I think it's bad.

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 4:47 AM. Reason : ]

5/5/2009 4:46:59 AM

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5/5/2009 5:31:12 AM