chicks or dudes?

5/5/2009 7:14:49 PM

pics or it didn't happen

5/5/2009 7:15:41 PM

I like two women, but can't decide on whom to go after. I wish I could have both, but that doesn't necessarily work.

5/5/2009 7:19:56 PM

^they were probably just streaking together

5/5/2009 7:20:59 PM

naked dude, girl was just in her underwear

5/5/2009 7:21:52 PM

i wonder if Papa Johns will deliver right now this storm made me h0ngry

5/5/2009 7:23:37 PM

bdmazur, you're probably right...lol. J/k.

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 7:24 PM. Reason : lol]

5/5/2009 7:24:10 PM

to go out tonight or to not go out tonight. that is the question.

5/5/2009 7:25:36 PM

^Thought about it, but I don't have anyone to go out with. Plus, tornado warning right now.

5/5/2009 7:27:21 PM

i thought the tornado was old news, dude.

i know i'm not worried about the tornado i just like being outside and yucky weather = no outside

but on the other hand, i like alcohol. even if it is inside.

5/5/2009 7:28:21 PM

^i just realized you were a girl

5/5/2009 7:29:25 PM

my god, that's good scotch.

5/5/2009 7:30:12 PM

w00t
folks are okay

5/5/2009 7:30:16 PM

^^^who me???

yes!! i am a girl.

5/5/2009 7:33:24 PM

oh damn...

i just remembered what i was doing last year on Cinco de Mayo

5/5/2009 7:42:19 PM

Quote :

"oh damn... i just remembered what i was doing last year on Cinco de Mayo "

freaking out cuz i was 5 days from getting married!

5/5/2009 7:43:43 PM

Cinco de Mayo...lets go get some Mexican

5/5/2009 7:49:44 PM

Holy crap...I am fucking soaked.

5/5/2009 8:23:17 PM

n/m

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2009 8:25:28 PM

The storms distracted me and made me forget about the vodka. damnit.

5/5/2009 8:27:51 PM

To the bar tonight.

5/5/2009 8:32:02 PM

I need a dildo to cry on.

5/5/2009 8:46:30 PM

91 on the stats final. w00t.

5/5/2009 8:55:50 PM

stats is a joke

5/5/2009 9:23:01 PM

entertain me

5/5/2009 9:26:18 PM

Quote :

"entertain me"

8======D~~~~ ( o Y o )

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2009 9:34:05 PM

i just want to say
i hate unc
and i hate going to school there
and fuck studying for exams

5/5/2009 9:58:37 PM

5/5/2009 10:00:03 PM

5/5/2009 10:00:44 PM

now i have to find something new to read

5/5/2009 10:18:54 PM

to celebrate our final exam, after the storm tonight jordan and i went to krispy kreme. on the way back, some guy went flying thru a red light and came incredibly close to hitting us. luckily, jordans reflexes were on point and he managed to brake enough to not hit the other car. the car was only a few feet from us when it was directly in front of us. if we had arrived just a few seconds before, my side wouldve been crushed and i probably wouldnt be here. or if jordan hadnt been so quick, we couldve had a head on with their side of the car...and of course, how do i react? i start laughing b/c i'm an idiot.

5/5/2009 10:24:32 PM

i found entertainment

5/5/2009 10:26:37 PM

i also caught an older couple in the parking lot...girl was giving head, guy was just sitting there in the backseat. here i come walking up, girl flipped shit. i was like "oh...my bad...er, carry on?"

5/5/2009 10:31:19 PM

so when I'm in your neighboorhood....you better duck
cuz Ice Cube...is crazy as fuck

5/5/2009 10:32:57 PM

I am so freakin tired
I think it's bedtime

5/5/2009 10:36:32 PM

^^ lawls

5/5/2009 10:37:48 PM

of course everything has to go to shit...

5/5/2009 10:41:01 PM

<3 daily show

5/5/2009 11:15:28 PM

naw i don't think so

5/5/2009 11:16:07 PM

How cute my puppy is

5/5/2009 11:42:31 PM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

5/5/2009 11:43:15 PM

Just wrote my notagirlfriend some sentimental nonsense

5/5/2009 11:43:56 PM

never have these probs with 2 ppl

5/5/2009 11:53:45 PM

I might have to smoke a camel light soon.

5/5/2009 11:56:50 PM

SO EXHAUSTED!!! LONG, BUT GOOD DAY!! SO GOODNIGHT TWW! Nancy Grace at 1am (if I can make it)!

5/6/2009 12:01:10 AM

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'

5/6/2009 12:04:09 AM

simple conversation about the weather leads to an argument about whothafuckknowswhat



i feel like ive been hit by a truck

5/6/2009 12:17:59 AM

I want to smoke a camel light but I know it will suck.

5/6/2009 12:19:23 AM

My head be all like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I think I need to go take some advil. This kinda blows, lol.

It's cool though, the rest of today was AWESOOME! Now I gotta get rid of a bunch of junk in my apartment and get ready to move to the Hampton Roads area...

5/6/2009 12:20:01 AM

fuck i'm bored

5/6/2009 12:33:22 AM