^^rbnb rocks!

why arent they gonna play favre against the cowboys

8/31/2009 9:26:31 PM

in high

8/31/2009 9:48:55 PM

i hate people who say "chillaxin"

8/31/2009 9:49:55 PM

soooooooo cute!

8/31/2009 9:59:26 PM

I need to stop overthinking these problems

9/1/2009 12:03:33 AM

HOLY SHIT there must be new neighbors upstairs. SO FUCKING LOUD


Good thing I'm not tired or anything.....

9/1/2009 12:06:34 AM

what movie should I watch?

9/1/2009 12:08:45 AM

<sub>A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a game out of it.

He says he'll introduce his mother to three women and see if she can guess which one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to go along with the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother: "OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?"

Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies: "The one in the middle."

The young man is astounded. "How in the world did you figure it out?"

"Easy... I don't like her."</sub>

9/1/2009 12:18:59 AM

Yay sleeping on the couch cause I have rude neighbors

9/1/2009 12:27:51 AM

_{Three blondes are on a nature hike.
The first says "Look, rabbit tracks!"
The second replies "No... no... those are bear tracks."
The third one got hit by the train.}

9/1/2009 12:41:23 AM

I have my interview Wed
I am excited and nervousssssss

9/1/2009 12:42:56 AM

Good luck!
Will this be your escape from the KFC hatchery?

9/1/2009 12:45:58 AM

Foxnews is usually entertaining to watch, but having a playboy bunny on a panel just to excessively grill her is

(ibtLOLUWATCHFAUXNEWZ)

9/1/2009 12:48:53 AM

If by KFC hatchery you mean the 5th or 7th circle of Hell*, yes. Yes it would be


*can't decide if it's wrath and sulleness, or violence (murder/suicide)

9/1/2009 12:49:36 AM

^^ I watched Glenn Beck today.

It was.....

......

fascinating.

9/1/2009 12:50:55 AM

sad and lonely.

9/1/2009 12:56:49 AM

jesus christ how can one talk that long

9/1/2009 1:10:30 AM

Johnny Depp is beautiful

9/1/2009 1:53:15 AM

I should probably have done this homework tonight, but I can get drunk right now and do it tomorrow just as well.

I swear I don't have a problem.

9/1/2009 2:00:28 AM

i want some coffee but i don't have any change

9/1/2009 7:15:38 AM

A GIRL

9/1/2009 7:35:15 AM

workin from home biatches

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 8:06 AM. Reason : HR is gonna love me for this, haha]

9/1/2009 8:05:56 AM

I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU OMG

9/1/2009 8:13:22 AM

you get credit for us meeting, too

9/1/2009 8:16:38 AM

oh lawd

another one bites the dust

9/1/2009 8:17:48 AM

not quite yet...but in the relatively near future, maybe

9/1/2009 8:18:55 AM

oh lawd. quagmire getting hitched. O_o

and stupid sales tax increase. My biscuit was .02 more today.

9/1/2009 8:19:13 AM

Quote :

" you get credit for us meeting, too "

9/1/2009 8:19:34 AM

ahhhh a day with the 7 and 5 year olds.... coloring now. then on too construction paper time and lunch and the pool.

big day!

9/1/2009 8:39:36 AM

i think it's impossible for me to get enough sleep

ever.

gotta go to the vet today.

not looking forward to that

9/1/2009 8:50:08 AM

^ time for your annual physical?

9/1/2009 8:52:58 AM

STARBUCKS BROUGHT BACK THEIR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!!!!!

9/1/2009 8:53:27 AM

^^ not quite!

i think my puppy got the kennel cough

which she shoudl be vaccinated for in the bordatella (sp) shot, but there's a ton of other things coughs could mean... so in we go!

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:11 AM. Reason : e]

9/1/2009 8:54:21 AM

the one day i'm not at the office

and 2 plotters have already fucked up

and happen to be connected to servers i dont have RDP turned on on

9/1/2009 9:09:56 AM

and the twitchy eye continues

9/1/2009 9:33:50 AM

mmmmm, coffee

9/1/2009 9:34:57 AM

^^http://www.ehow.com/how_5136850_stop-twitchy-eye.html get some sleep honey bunny

9/1/2009 9:35:43 AM

My energy's pumpin, it's finna be something to see
Cause when I be drunkin, it's sin to be humping with me
If women be crunk and authentic, we jump in the B
Then I'm in it, we bumpin to the finish
T punching the V
Like a prize fighter
Eyes light up,
When I glide by the thighs
Try the size, why the cries?
Cause I be the Pied Piper
Wide or tighter,
I like a pie diver, prize swiper,
Rider all night to the hide hiker

9/1/2009 9:42:48 AM

^^i am definitely a candidate in 1-3

i don't know about the other 2


this doesn't feel like my eye lid twitching though...it feel like the actual eyeball is spasming

9/1/2009 9:53:38 AM

it's cataracts you're getting old

9/1/2009 9:54:57 AM

i guess that's possible

9/1/2009 9:55:26 AM

9/1/2009 9:55:53 AM

i'm totally kidding. i don't even know what cataracts are, other than something that happens to your eye.

perhaps it really is a larger neurological disorder

9/1/2009 9:56:01 AM

The twitching may be caused by high blood pressure. Blood pressure greatly affects the pressure in your eye.

9/1/2009 9:58:41 AM

fuck

I'm hungry, goddammit.

9/1/2009 9:58:48 AM

Not in the best of moods for some one trying to lurk and gonna find a dead end.

9/1/2009 10:06:04 AM

i have pretty low blood pressure

9/1/2009 10:07:19 AM

Mint is pissing me off. For the last month.

9/1/2009 10:11:49 AM

set em up

9/1/2009 10:12:20 AM

whats wrong with it?

9/1/2009 10:12:39 AM