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i ate too much and feel like i need a nap

11/3/2011 3:09:17 PM

11/3/2011 3:18:22 PM

I hate when people call my office phone and don't leave a message if I don't pick up. Our stupid ass phones don't record the caller id of the missed calls so I have no idea who was trying to contact me.

11/3/2011 3:19:16 PM

fail

[Edited on November 3, 2011 at 3:23 PM. Reason : fail]

11/3/2011 3:21:44 PM

^^^ still don't know what he's saying.

11/3/2011 3:23:09 PM

This is the worst day ever.

11/3/2011 3:24:16 PM

"That was the worst day ever?"

11/3/2011 3:24:20 PM

my poor rivers. but ya that was an intense game.

11/3/2011 3:27:02 PM

If by intense you mean awful, then yes it was

11/3/2011 3:29:12 PM

put too much dressing on my salad

11/3/2011 6:48:09 PM

i chuckle at that 'worst day ever' .gif everytime

11/3/2011 6:53:14 PM

Delivery guy said he'll be here between 8 and 12. When does he get here? 12:01.

11/4/2011 12:49:15 PM

Quote :

"Hey, if the pregnant wife wants 76 degrees, she gets 76 degrees a blanket."

Haha.. good luck with that.

[Edited on November 4, 2011 at 1:17 PM. Reason : s]

11/4/2011 1:16:56 PM

ha actually she gets a snuggie.

11/4/2011 1:21:29 PM

Time to restock my snack drawer at work. All I have left is a packet of oatmeal and some green tea

11/4/2011 1:33:24 PM

^^She's pregnant? You, sir, are a king among men.

11/5/2011 10:27:29 AM

Complain once about how my desk feels a little too low, come into work and find my desk is now it propped up on 4x4s

now it's too high

11/7/2011 1:32:09 PM

learn to whittle.

11/7/2011 1:37:27 PM

haha yes!

11/7/2011 1:46:43 PM

I had to rush from work so that I could drive through McDonald's and eat before my night MBA class.

11/7/2011 5:39:06 PM

I don't want to eat any of the things I brought for lunch today.

11/8/2011 12:53:17 PM

The monitor I got for the inside of my recording booth is starting to crap out. Granted, I did buy it from a random dude via Craigslist earlier this year - but still.

11/8/2011 2:18:21 PM

Somehow I managed to knock my mouse off my desk, into my trash can, and now it's covered in channa masala sauce from my lunch today

11/8/2011 2:33:02 PM

when I use my mouse it causes a red spot on my palm and starts hurting.

11/8/2011 3:05:27 PM

My Chicken poppy salad has Caesar dressing and not poppy dressing

11/8/2011 4:41:23 PM

I'm out of coffee so had to drink green tea this morning

11/9/2011 8:16:11 AM

Assassin's Creed: Revelations comes out on the 15th, but I haven't finished Arkham City yet!

11/9/2011 11:48:08 AM

Skyrim comes out the 11th and I will be leaving for vacation that weekend.

11/9/2011 6:34:46 PM

Quote :

"I don't want to eat any of the things I brought for lunch today."

This one happens to me all the time.

11/9/2011 6:58:08 PM

Internet is for shit right now...can't play MW3. Today was my day off too

11/9/2011 7:49:57 PM

Goddammit Gmail why do you keep crashing today?!

11/11/2011 9:58:01 AM

i'm failing a class

[Edited on November 11, 2011 at 10:02 AM. Reason : ^ lol nice bump (for me haha)]

11/11/2011 10:02:03 AM

I forgot my comb and my face lotion

11/11/2011 8:42:25 PM

my bro-in-law's father's new wife is coming to thanksgiving dinner and i'm not exactly excited

11/11/2011 8:46:34 PM

Aww why? Is she a bitch or a bore or something?

11/11/2011 8:47:13 PM

i dunno yet, but i haven't heard great things. my sister started dating her husband when i was like 10 so we've kind of had the same holiday traditions for awhile. since his mom died things have been slightly different and i'm not ready for some random person to come waltzing into my holidays. plus, i don't like people commenting on my cooking if they don't have something absolutely complimentary and positive to say.

11/11/2011 8:53:02 PM

I'm eating way too many Oreos.

11/11/2011 8:53:45 PM

I have to wait for my coworker to get here before I can go get some caffeine. He doesn't arrive for anothing hour.

11/15/2011 9:45:15 AM

We can't find my old Droid I gave my son to play with. He's 2.

[Edited on November 15, 2011 at 10:04 AM. Reason : \/ Motorola Droid ]

11/15/2011 9:57:36 AM

11/15/2011 10:02:34 AM

My biscotti fell into my coffee and by the time I got it out it had disintegrated

11/15/2011 11:41:58 AM

I hate when that happens.

11/15/2011 11:59:01 AM

A DVD someone lent me won't play in my wii so I have to watch it in my bedroom

11/15/2011 9:20:49 PM

I don't like the new shampoo and conditioner I switched too, it makes my hair too curly.


I want to play vidja games like Skyrim but can't budget the time for it (it requires 18 years off your life-expectency and a full-time job amount of hours to sink into it).

11/15/2011 9:24:38 PM

11/16/2011 1:01:16 AM

My dogs ate some coupons I had cut out for some FREE stuff.

The toilet paper at my work is so pathetic that I bring my own.

I gave myself a paper cut in the web between my index and middle finger the other day. It hurt worse than a bitch.

I got 9 hours of sleep last night. I feel like I got 5 minutes.

Gray hair is starting to sprout in the front of my head Jay Leno style.

I used to have an imaginary friend as a kid. I named him Peter. In 2nd grade, I met the most incredible kid ever. He had to have heart surgery when he was 3 years old and was one of the nicest friends I ever had. I'm sad that in 4th grade his family moved away and I haven't spoken to him since. It's been 16 years since I talked to him and I can't find him on facebook or anything. I hope he's okay.

I'm losing this chess game I'm playing because I one careless move.

My sink is full of dirty dishes. My mother would be ashamed.

There's more, but I think that's enough complaining for now.

11/16/2011 4:48:45 AM

Quote :

"My dogs ate some coupons I had cut out for some FREE stuff."

coupons are for women.

[Edited on November 16, 2011 at 7:22 AM. Reason : UNLESS THEY ARE FOR DP10!!!!!!!]

11/16/2011 7:21:44 AM

Quote :

"I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens."

lol this happened to me last week

11/16/2011 9:02:02 AM

I couldn't schedule my physical therapy today for a convenient time

($0 copay yo, thanks insurance )

11/16/2011 9:07:18 AM

its hard to make up a king size bed by yourself

11/16/2011 9:08:37 AM