A GIRL

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9/3/2009 8:48:47 AM

web cam web conferences are fucking creepy.

9/3/2009 8:49:07 AM

^^ I CAME HERE TO POST THAT DAMNIT

9/3/2009 8:51:49 AM

you, too, are thinking about a girl????

nice.

9/3/2009 8:52:48 AM

a coworker of mine is supposed to come out this afternoon to tailgate.

he just called in sick to work.

yesterday, his boss overheard us talking about how he will be tailgating with us today.

coworker doesn't realize that boss knows he is coming out to tailgate.

this could get ugly.

9/3/2009 8:55:09 AM

^ or entertaining...or both

9/3/2009 8:58:57 AM

i'm dreading the moment his boss comes over and asks if he still plans on tailgating with us

....and his boss just went into the head honcho's office and closed the door. could be unrelated....

9/3/2009 9:01:06 AM

what an idiot!

unless he's actually sick...then, sucks for him! which then begs to ask, who's gettin' his ticket??

9/3/2009 9:02:02 AM

^^ dont spill the beans

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9/3/2009 9:02:37 AM

Is it 7:03 yet?

9/3/2009 9:06:19 AM

fire roasted tomato and olive oil triscuits

*nom*

9/3/2009 9:08:54 AM

hahah he and his girlfriend don't actually have tickets. they were gonna come out around 2pm to tailgate and maybe buy some tickets if someone in the parking lot was selling them for face value. ultimately they just wanna come out and have a good time with everyone.

i wouldn't spill the beans on him, but i don't really know what to say. if i play dumb, the boss will know i'm playing dumb.

9/3/2009 9:11:28 AM

^ say you don't know...it's not really a lie

9/3/2009 9:11:58 AM

i'm gonna kick his ass if i see him this afternoon the other 2 coworkers who are tailgating in our group all took the whole day off, so they aren't here to answer for the "sick" guy.

omgomg boss man just came out of head honcho's office and looked straight at me as he walked back to his desk

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9/3/2009 9:13:48 AM

jeebus, y'all take sports pretty seriously

no way i'd waste a vacation day on football

9/3/2009 9:15:42 AM

^ yea my boss would laugh in my face

mostly because i have to be here cause he will be there

9/3/2009 9:16:25 AM

they are taking the whole day off, i got here really early and am leaving at 12pm, taking only 2hrs of vacation

9/3/2009 9:16:41 AM

well, I spent all fucking night working on this homework assignment

and have reached the conclusion that I don't want to be in this fucking class

so a night's work well spent, I suppose

9/3/2009 9:16:50 AM

oh jesus fucking christ

his boss just asked to speak to my boss off the floor

9/3/2009 9:24:13 AM

your coworker is a dumbass

9/3/2009 9:24:38 AM

yes he is, but that doesn't mean that his dumbassery should involve me in any way

i mean, who cares if he told everyone in the office yesterday that he was going tailgating with us? he's the one who called in sick. he's the one in trouble. not me, nor anyone else he plans to party with.

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9/3/2009 9:26:08 AM

agreed

9/3/2009 9:26:28 AM

oh shit, thumper is pissed.

9/3/2009 9:27:12 AM

haha here's what i'm gonna do.

i'm gonna text my other 2 coworkers and fill them in on the situation. i'm going to instruct them to, under no circumstances, accept a call from this douchebag. i will do the same. we'll tailgate without him. he doesn't know where to find us anyways.

9/3/2009 9:28:11 AM

Quote :

"jeebus, y'all take sports pretty seriously no way i'd waste a vacation day on football"

I took today AND tomorrow off of work, 5 day weekend FTW

9/3/2009 9:29:43 AM

unless they ask you about it, i would just let it ride...and even if they ask you about it, plead the 5th.

hell, he may actually be sick...and if so he'd be wise to not show up to the tailgate or even show up on Friday unless he's got a doctor's note

but...he's probably just an idiot and he'll get fired

9/3/2009 9:30:37 AM

my office closes at noon tomorrow (for the holiday) and we have monday off. so there's no way i'm wasting 4hrs of vacation on tomorrow. i'll just come in tired and hungover and go home at lunch

i know this guy, and i would put $20 on him thinking he'll just use a sick day and come tailgate with us.

i don't know nothin' though

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9/3/2009 9:30:40 AM

So if you wanna start up a conversation with me today don't start with "The Cocks are going to beat you down today" and then try to talk to me...just not gonna happen.

9/3/2009 9:58:31 AM

Dey's some hornitude of magnanimous proportions buildin' up here. You don' want your fine ass stared down, maybe a lil' love pat...you best give me a WIDE berth.

Because you can't never tell what's gonna go down in the vicinity of the ZX

9/3/2009 10:06:40 AM

Ahhhh football season has started and it reminds me that there really needs to be a dislike button on facebook.

9/3/2009 10:06:43 AM

^ pretty sure you can just delete someone

9/3/2009 10:07:17 AM

wonder what some dumb state fan is gonna do or say to Erin Andrews tonight.

9/3/2009 10:08:42 AM

sure they will ask her to bwn

9/3/2009 10:09:19 AM

Lol, I don't wanna delete them they are my friends, I just know a bunch of people from SC that are huge cock fans, so I just wanna go around and click dislike on all their stati.

9/3/2009 10:09:31 AM

Quote :

"HUGE COCK FANS"

9/3/2009 10:10:53 AM

I'm betting that someone will have a card board sign with a little peep hole in it.

9/3/2009 10:11:33 AM

^haha I'm happy I caught that....

My dad keeps saying he wants to go tailgate and sell a bunch of lollipops and call them Cock Suckers, I kept telling him that he's not the first person to think that.

9/3/2009 10:12:06 AM

Thank you CEO for bringing in Egg McMuffins unexpectedly right an I was getting hungry

9/3/2009 10:12:06 AM

who is not a fan of huge cock

^^ i see what you are saying

and i see what you did there with the HUGE COCK word usage

9/3/2009 10:12:22 AM

Quote :

"who is not a fan of huge cock"

myself...i don't like feeling inferior

also, it leaves your bum sore [nohomo?]

9/3/2009 10:13:17 AM

ugh mental images

9/3/2009 10:19:12 AM

i think i'm going to go home right now and see if anyone notices

i worked from home yesterday and got soooooooooo much more done (i hate working in an office when there's no good reason for it)

9/3/2009 10:21:25 AM

9/3/2009 10:21:48 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS

9/3/2009 10:24:57 AM

UGH- i want to be drinking beer nooooowwhttp://www.... stupid responsibilities... making me be all responsible and shit

9/3/2009 10:27:24 AM

when are you done with rtesponsibilities?

i should be done by 3ish

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9/3/2009 10:29:21 AM

that's about the same for me


I'm come back after my last class, and then waiting for teddy to get here, and then we are heading out to do some afternoon drinking!

9/3/2009 10:31:31 AM

i think it may be a jack and coke afternoon

9/3/2009 10:35:06 AM

DAT COCAINE SON?

9/3/2009 10:36:34 AM

i don't know how, but i've hurt my right foot. my big toe hurts, and my achilles tendon hurts very badly

9/3/2009 10:47:39 AM