oh no, you better stay off your feet tonight, but dont worry i can take your ticket

9/3/2009 10:49:23 AM

today just isn't my day

9/3/2009 10:53:41 AM

you just wait mother fucker.

9/3/2009 10:53:42 AM

Quote :

"i don't know how, but i've hurt my right foot. my big toe hurts, and my achilles tendon hurts very badly "

did you watch the real world last night?

9/3/2009 10:54:03 AM

So tired!

9/3/2009 11:07:15 AM

i need to brush my teeth again

9/3/2009 11:21:26 AM

I kinda just wanna go spend all day napping in the hammock

9/3/2009 11:21:53 AM

Quote :

"did you watch the real world last night?"

nope. haven't seen a single ep of this season...

9/3/2009 11:27:14 AM

A GIRL

9/3/2009 11:27:35 AM

A BOY

and

Quote :

"I kinda just wanna go spend all day napping in the hammock"

with said boy

9/3/2009 11:28:45 AM

7.5hrs to go

9/3/2009 11:28:51 AM

0 sympathy for being snippy with my boss

9/3/2009 11:28:52 AM

what's going on with my lungs? Holy shit, this is kind of worrisome.

9/3/2009 11:29:14 AM

Just had a conference call with a few customers, and I was kind of the Low Man on the Totem Pole on the call, i.e. I was just there to take notes for someone else and waste my time.

So we sit there pretty much the whole time on Mute, because my boss isn't really talking and he likes to leave it on Mute in case someone farts or sneezes or whatever. And the person on the other end of the line says, "Who are you gonna call...." and without thinking I say "Ghostbusters!!!" rather loudly.

My boss had just spoken two minutes earlier and forgotten to put the phone back on Mute.

FML

9/3/2009 11:31:21 AM

that's all kinds of awesome.

9/3/2009 11:32:51 AM

^^LOL, hilarious

9/3/2009 11:33:49 AM

lol

we were on a conference call once at a plant where almost no one was there.. the phone on the other end of the conf table ended up ringing (someone calling the main number & receptionist wasn't there to answer so it kept ringing different phones) my boss answers it on speaker phone and forgets to mute the other phone.. turns out it's someone calling to report that employees are outside smoking weed on the back dock. the customer wasn't amused.

9/3/2009 11:34:37 AM

My boss was not impressed.

Meanwhile, I can't stop giggling about it.

9/3/2009 11:37:54 AM

A white dslr? Hmmmmmmmmmm

9/3/2009 11:48:07 AM

Quote :

"did you watch the real world last night?" nope. haven't seen a single ep of this season..."

one of the girls had the same foot problem you described, i thought you were poking fun

9/3/2009 12:41:58 PM

That lunch just pissed my stomach off cause it won't shit. I know I'm changing things but fuck its bad enough I'm on this slave ship. I just want to eat masta

9/3/2009 12:47:48 PM

^what does that mean?

9/3/2009 12:57:51 PM

very interesting little bar visit last night....

then i was out cold

9/3/2009 12:59:49 PM

i took the contacts out and started wearing my glasses so i could actually see


it hasn't done a thing to stop the spasms though

9/3/2009 1:04:07 PM

ugh. time is moving so slow...

9/3/2009 1:28:04 PM

Throwout bearing is fucked. Yay.

Looks like I'm gonna be riding the bike instead now, which wouldn't be a problem if it had a license plate on it. But that was revoked due to human error, so I have no reliable transportation until I can get that plate. Luckily tomorrow is when the suspension period is over (Supposedly), so I'm going to be buying another plate tomorrow if it can be done.

9/3/2009 1:44:32 PM

Quote :

"one of the girls had the same foot problem you described, i thought you were poking fun"

man i wish! i think it's b/c i've mainly been wearing flip flops or flats all summer, even to work, that when i wore heels yesterday (3.5'' tall ones at that) i put too much pressure on my feet.

gotta ease back in to the heels if that's it...and if it is, i hope it's not a sign of my no longer being able to wear heels without pain. i <3 wearing heels.

9/3/2009 1:51:00 PM

i want to relearn proper handwriting

my writing is atrocious and it's just embarassing

that's going to take some dedication and time, neither of which i have

9/3/2009 2:02:12 PM

I should have taken up that offer for lunch with Randy Owen.

9/3/2009 2:05:15 PM

another mother fucking headache



this is pissing me the fuck off

9/3/2009 2:07:09 PM

I'm sorry son, I had a headache last night for some reason and it was driving me crazy.

I hope you feel better soon son!

9/3/2009 2:16:45 PM

thanks man

9/3/2009 2:17:25 PM

post-lunch sleepies

9/3/2009 2:18:54 PM

so done

9/3/2009 2:19:24 PM

I don't wear heels because of pain. I have big feet and no arches. It sucks because heels are so awesome!

Also, my original thought, pretzels for lunch! Mmmmmmmmmmm!

9/3/2009 2:19:25 PM

i feel like i'm forgetting to put something in this letter he wanted me to draft...

9/3/2009 2:20:42 PM

Then you're definitely forgetting something son.

Name?

Page numbers son?

CONTENT SON?

9/3/2009 2:21:51 PM

SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON

[Edited on September 3, 2009 at 2:24 PM. Reason : son.]

9/3/2009 2:23:49 PM

Quote :

"I should have taken up that offer for lunch with Randy Owen."

probably not

he sorta sucks...and you would have had to pay for your own meal

[Edited on September 3, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : his wife is pretty cool though...and you would love staring at his youngest daughter]

9/3/2009 2:28:37 PM

Quote :

"i want to relearn proper handwriting my writing is atrocious and it's just embarassing that's going to take some dedication and time, neither of which i have"

go to a teaching store and get one of those tabelts they use for kids

9/3/2009 2:29:45 PM

Yeah, I don't think that will work son.

I think some people are just destined to write poorly son (And I'm one of them). While I have managed to improve my writing substantially, it is never going to look as good as other people's son. The same goes for this individual son.

9/3/2009 2:31:27 PM

Quote :

"Then you're definitely forgetting something son. Name? Page numbers son? CONTENT SON? "

no it's just a simple "please find XYZ enclosed" but i feel like he wanted something else in there.

i hate when he tells me to do something while i'm eating lunch b/c i always forget the full extent of it

9/3/2009 2:32:55 PM

all my handwriting is in italics

9/3/2009 2:35:17 PM

Man 16 more months of these things in my mouth ... I hate the days that they tighten them :-(

9/3/2009 2:36:36 PM

you write things like that so people will write something back sexual


duh

9/3/2009 2:38:07 PM

Quote :

"you write things like that so people will write something back sexual because I take that as being sexual and thats ok because I am a stupid perverted 12 year old boy"

There I fixed it for you have a nice day

9/3/2009 2:43:30 PM

I'mma come across you and then beat you in a straight line race one day son. That's how I roll son.

You can take the turns all day son. I'll just wait until we get on some straight shyte son. Then I'mma let the power do all the work son. I'll set skillz aside and let the pwr do the talkin son.

9/3/2009 2:44:56 PM

Saabturbo makes me laugh.

ahhh 10 more minutes and then I'm outta here!

9/3/2009 2:50:16 PM

I hate you, lactic acid.

9/3/2009 2:54:28 PM

^^ Glad to be of service my son.

9/3/2009 3:00:15 PM