ill have one for her later on as well

[Edited on October 25, 2012 at 10:42 AM. Reason : but not two, i have to drive ]

10/25/2012 10:42:35 AM

lol. good.

10/25/2012 10:43:08 AM

Cheesy Bachelorette Party Supplies acquired.
Bachelorette Party Scrapbook Initiated.
Laundry in the wash.
I'll soon be ready to rumble.

Oh, and room reserved for wedding night.
I hope I'm still staying with you the night before.

10/25/2012 4:31:45 PM

You may.

10/25/2012 7:36:58 PM

Oh mother may I.

10/25/2012 7:41:06 PM

My sister said she has a fever and isn't coming.

10/25/2012 7:52:42 PM

Oh, well. She'd have been a party pooper.

I really don't want to drive 3 hours by myself tomorrow.

But I'm gonna do it all for you!

10/25/2012 8:32:37 PM

We are in the process of that drive now. I've talked Mike's ear off about Christine. And about how much of a cunt my sister is. I assumed she figure a way out of this.

10/25/2012 8:35:28 PM

It may take a hand full of Ativan and 5 hours, but I'm going to get there!

You need your frands.

10/25/2012 8:38:28 PM

Yes I doooooooo

10/25/2012 8:40:14 PM

When are other folks getting there?

10/25/2012 8:42:26 PM

It varies.

10/25/2012 8:43:54 PM

When is the earliest person getting there?

10/25/2012 8:45:59 PM

Well Jennifer and Matt are there already. And Jennifer and Jerry will be there around 3. Clif might get the day off and get down by lunch, but he might work.

10/25/2012 8:47:31 PM

Alrightie. I'm planning on leaving before lunch tomorrow.

10/25/2012 8:49:06 PM

10/25/2012 8:56:06 PM

She is the Lorax. She speaks for the trees.

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 9:10 PM. Reason : .]

10/29/2012 9:09:49 PM

I love you.

10/29/2012 10:02:44 PM

You're the only person I know who isn't a pee pee head.

12/28/2012 7:12:11 PM

Oh snap!

12/28/2012 7:15:08 PM

pretty cool huh?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/3/2013 3:46:17 PM

Yep

7/3/2013 7:29:08 PM

Thank you so much for having us last night! It was wonderful to see you guys. I hope that my aggravating toddler didn't bother your sleep too much.

12/11/2013 7:52:53 AM

I didn't hear her until my alarm was about to go off anyway. Screaming kitty I think. Please do come again when I can sleep in the next day!

12/11/2013 7:54:19 AM

It was "daddy" because he was in the shower. Amelia may not come to stay with me again. Lol.

[Edited on December 11, 2013 at 7:56 AM. Reason : .]

12/11/2013 7:55:53 AM

Lol. It was no problem. My alarm went off 5 minutes later

12/11/2013 8:04:37 AM

12/15/2013 8:50:57 AM

Sex addict

12/15/2013 9:05:38 AM

Jealous of a sex addict.

12/15/2013 9:06:43 AM

I'm not jealous of an addict.

12/15/2013 9:24:35 AM

You keep telling yourself that. you seem awfully concerned with my sex life and vaginal health. Also. Three times a week does not an addict make.

12/15/2013 9:26:02 AM

Three times a week with baby in your belly is probably too much.
I'm not concerning. But you keep letting everybody know you have goddamn good sex.
I'm only concerning your baby.

12/15/2013 9:39:40 AM

post

12/15/2013 9:50:35 AM

I will make sure to tell my doctor that a twwer is now giving me prenatal advice and I no longer need his help.

Hi settle down. How is your Sunday morning going?

12/15/2013 9:58:09 AM

pretty great so far elise

I slept great for the first time in a while

looks like the sun is coming out - trying to find a way to spend the day outside

how about you?

[Edited on December 15, 2013 at 10:05 AM. Reason : z]

12/15/2013 10:04:29 AM

After I watched the natural birth process through my eyes lively, I'm confident to give you some advice.

12/15/2013 10:08:21 AM

Slow this morning. Just got downstairs for breakfast. Crunch berries today. After this episode of Ultimate Spiderman we are going to get ready to head out and buy nursery stuff and then groceries.


^wanna be my midwife?

[Edited on December 15, 2013 at 10:10 AM. Reason : .]

12/15/2013 10:08:30 AM

Well, no, thanks.

12/15/2013 10:16:46 AM

Damn. Oh well.

12/15/2013 10:17:59 AM

shoot, how could you say no? it's an invitation to stare directly into her vagina for a significant amount of time

[Edited on December 15, 2013 at 10:19 AM. Reason : r]

12/15/2013 10:19:22 AM

You want to watch this?



[Edited on December 15, 2013 at 10:22 AM. Reason : ;]

12/15/2013 10:22:04 AM

I dont think that is a vagina. To me it looks like a c section to me.


Hardly even looks like a baby. Seems a little squishy.

[Edited on December 15, 2013 at 10:24 AM. Reason : .]

12/15/2013 10:23:48 AM

12/15/2013 10:26:10 AM

hey shoot, you can stop now

12/15/2013 10:28:16 AM

The first one is an ectopic pregnancy. I don't even know what is going on in the second one.

12/15/2013 10:29:42 AM

That is clearly a wrist vagina

12/15/2013 10:30:07 AM

It does look like a wrist vagina.

12/15/2013 10:34:38 AM

I think this needs to go to the next page. I dont wanna look at wrist vagina anymore.

1/27/2014 8:02:30 AM

preesh

1/28/2014 6:45:29 AM

Sure. Why not?

1/28/2014 9:02:40 AM