"There was a spider in my water - I fucking hate spiders "

FWP

11/16/2011 9:12:47 AM

I'm tired of cleaning up my pet's poop

11/16/2011 9:13:45 AM

Well tell your pet to stop pooping! But really mean it this time!

11/16/2011 9:18:40 AM

Stupid coffee lid whistling loudly when taking a sip.

11/16/2011 9:20:20 AM

Nickleback just came up on my country music Pandora station. WTF

11/17/2011 2:12:12 PM

The bike shop is lazy to respond to my questions about a Vintage bike that I want to purchase

11/17/2011 2:31:20 PM

The older I get, I'm having a harder and harder time keeping my chest hair perfect symmetrical.

11/17/2011 2:35:10 PM

So my wife's work is closed on Thanksgiving and the Friday after, however they only get paid for Thanksgiving. If they want to get paid for that Friday they have to use one of their vacation days

11/20/2011 7:23:28 AM

^ that sounds like a real problem, not a FWP. I'm sorry to hear that.

My FWP is that the coffee instantly brewed at 645. I really want it, but not enough to get up. Time to put the coffee maker in the bedroom.

11/20/2011 7:27:16 AM

I dunno. I'm pretty sure there is some starving kid in Kenya that would punch me in the nads if they heard us complaining about having a day off and not getting paid for it

11/20/2011 7:44:27 AM

LOL that's a great visual

On that nore, mandatory days off blow! At least if you're not getting paid and you need to work and make money.

11/20/2011 7:47:50 AM

I have just discovered that I actually do like flavored Greek yogurt after a bad first experience with it months and months ago. Now I don't remember if the brand I disliked was Oikos or Chobani, so I don't know which one to avoid buying.

11/29/2011 4:40:24 PM

i am so akward around dudes i like. I'm too old for this

11/29/2011 4:51:52 PM

it's ok, Jen, I understand. you can tell me how you really feel

11/29/2011 4:53:29 PM

I'd be akward around me too....


Seriously though, my home computer chair is damn uncomfortable, but a good new one is expensive as hell!

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 5:06 PM. Reason : ]

11/29/2011 5:05:37 PM

When att installed uverse they changed my router password, I am having to use 4g service to get online with my xoom, wasting my 1gb data allowance, att also moved the router upstairs so I don't feel like going up there to get the password.

11/29/2011 11:22:31 PM

Over break the cable company cut off half my channels because the apartment complex advertised that they supplied basic cable and I wasn't supposed to be getting ESPN and stuff. Since when does "basic cable" mean ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, and public access?

11/29/2011 11:26:01 PM

I severely sprained my right ankle; now, it's difficult to drive my stick shift car.

11/30/2011 8:05:10 AM

^^ not trying to be an ass but I thought that was basic cable?

11/30/2011 8:38:12 AM

We had way too much food for Thanksgiving, so I had to eat leftovers for the past 5 days and now I'm sick of turkey and sweet potatoes

11/30/2011 9:36:54 AM

^^Yeah, there's "Basic" which is just the bare minimum. Then "Standard" which goes up to channel ~90. And then Digital. Although, TWC won't just give you Standard anymore without paying out the ass for it. We found out when we tried to transfer our service to a new house that Digital is now cheaper than Standard, because they are trying to phase it out.

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 9:39 AM. Reason : TWC]

11/30/2011 9:38:54 AM

Quote :

"Economic data suggests the United States is slipping toward the status of a Third World nation as wealth becomes more concentrated in the hands of the richest 1%. "

12/2/2011 12:23:37 PM

Quote :

"I severely sprained my right ankle; now, it's difficult to drive my stick shift car."

wouldn't that make it difficult to drive ANY car, stick or auto?

a few things to add:
- didn't drink coffee this AM and now I have a caffeine headache
- not a lot going on at work today so I'm gonna be sitting in my office BORED all afternoon
- our septic tank is fuxored so we have to go across the street to use the bathroom. I'm about to go clog it up

12/2/2011 12:49:51 PM

I haven't worked since the 6th of November, and I don't work until the 8th of this month, so I may or may not have forgotten how to do my job.

12/2/2011 12:52:45 PM

^^In automatic, I could drive with my left foot. In a stick, I need both feet.

[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 4:30 PM. Reason : in theory at least]

12/2/2011 4:30:37 PM

i think a fungus gnat just flew up my nose it is bothering me

12/2/2011 4:31:51 PM

the outlet outside my apartment doesn't work... how am i going to put up my christmas lights now?!?!!?

12/4/2011 4:36:19 PM

i'm too busy working and doing work-related things to read as much as i would like. le sigh.

12/4/2011 4:40:58 PM

So I paid off my student loan this month. Yay! I just looked to make sure it went through and now it says I owe $0.02 for interest

12/4/2011 7:13:01 PM

I'm currently employed and I have 2 great job offers to decide upon.

12/4/2011 7:15:36 PM

^^ just let them try to collect. The first piece of mail they send you they lose, and you can relish in the victory

12/4/2011 8:34:20 PM

Forced to watch a LSU/Bama rematch for the National Championship

12/4/2011 8:35:24 PM

I don't like any of the cola syrups that are made by Soda Stream.

12/4/2011 8:45:02 PM

^ Me neither, I only drink the citrus ones like Fountain Mist, Lemon-lime, Grapefruit, etc.

12/5/2011 9:45:05 AM

My back is super sore from playing golf


to the point where I'm not gonna want to go out and do anything active today on my day off

12/5/2011 9:46:51 AM

I'm enjoying all of the other flavors that came in the sampler box, but I'm disappointed that the colas are kinda meh. I have a serious Cherry Coke Zero problem that I'm trying to kick.

12/5/2011 8:10:40 PM

I SHOULD HAVE COOKED THIS POT ROAST IN THE OVEN, THE CROCK POT IS JUST TOOOOOOOOOOOO SLOW

12/5/2011 8:15:51 PM

I tried to make ground turkey burgers tonight... I added some seasonings and marinade, mixed... and it became a huge liquid mess... it was impossible to make patties out of it. so i cooked some pasta and had turkey burger pasta.... hahah... BBQ sauce marinaded turkey 'burger' and pasta. wow.

12/5/2011 8:50:28 PM

Quote :

"TURKEY BURGERS TONIGHT"

12/5/2011 9:28:31 PM

^^ why not just have it on a bun like you would pulled pork? why does it need to be a patty?

12/5/2011 9:36:46 PM

oh, I was doing bun-less. i typically season/marinade well enough to where I don't need buns/topping/etc.

12/5/2011 9:37:49 PM

Quote :

"BUNS TOPPING ETC"

12/5/2011 9:38:35 PM

Quote :

"THREE WORD QUOTE"

12/5/2011 9:40:02 PM

Quote :

"GENETICALLY MODIFIED INGREDIENTS"

12/5/2011 9:41:20 PM

It's cold in my office but if I put my sweatshirt on I get too hot

12/6/2011 9:55:03 AM

i've currently got three games with 7 letter plays in words with friends lined up, but it's near the end of the game and i cant find a place to put them

12/6/2011 9:56:59 AM

my credit score

12/6/2011 9:58:20 AM

^^ lol that happened to me last night when playing.

12/6/2011 9:59:33 AM

I need to just keep vats of Korean nori at my desk. The little containers never have enough in them

12/8/2011 12:28:24 PM

sounds more like an actual 3rd world problem

12/8/2011 12:35:10 PM