Quote :

"I don't have many regrets in life. But one of them is never getting around to hanging out with EMCE when we lived just a couple of miles away from each other. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 4:58 PM. Reason : my third top o' the page post!]

11/12/2009 4:57:53 PM

Quote :

"My wife is about to join TWW and I am scared shitless of what she'll face. "

11/12/2009 5:00:28 PM

who knew there were so many married folks up on tha teedubs

11/12/2009 5:01:25 PM

...says the old married hag

11/12/2009 5:01:47 PM

oh snapz

11/12/2009 5:03:29 PM

I think it's cause the average of of tww is getting higher each year and more and more people are getting hitched

11/12/2009 5:03:42 PM

Quote :

"I haven't had an orgasm from sex in almost 6 years. I thought it was condoms at first, but I can go for hours bareback and still won't orgasm. I can't decide if it's a blessing because I'm not getting girls pregnant, or if it sucks horribly because I never get off from sex. On the other hand, I can blow my load in a couple of minutes from a good BJ. "

11/12/2009 5:04:20 PM

Quote :

"I just got more excited than I should have when I found a spiral noodle in my shells and cheese. "

11/12/2009 5:04:23 PM

^^Definitely sucks horribly

11/12/2009 5:06:44 PM

^^^ depending on your POV, if you can get her off repeatedly that way, she might give you the BJ as a thank you.

11/12/2009 5:07:50 PM

Quote :

"you without a shirt on makes me wet. "

11/12/2009 5:08:11 PM

Quote :

"I am in love with this confession thread because it's giving guys the balls to confess their attraction to me. "

11/12/2009 5:08:12 PM

^ that is a pretty wild side effect of this thread that i would not have expected

i am surprised that people are confessing things about the person they're sending the PM to

11/12/2009 5:10:21 PM

Quote :

"i always thought your boob reduction was a mistake, they were magnificent i know they were hurting your back and all, but sometimes you have to take one for the team "

Quote :

"I had a long relationship with this girl, almost all through college. I don't regret the relationship at all, but in retrospect, now that the relationship is long dead and gone, I wish I had cut the cord sooner and enjoyed myself more in college. "

11/12/2009 5:11:05 PM

yeah like this confession I just got

Quote :

"I have beat off to your titty pic. "

11/12/2009 5:11:23 PM

Quote :

"i may have children somewhere in europe "

11/12/2009 5:12:23 PM

38 pages...wowzers

11/12/2009 5:12:51 PM

Quote :

"In class we're talking about end of life and the process of dying. It's suppose to be really depressing and everyone is getting emotional. Except me."

11/12/2009 5:13:27 PM

Quote :

"I wore my wifes dirty panties to work last week (at her request). i kind of liked it, sep the smell. "

11/12/2009 5:14:04 PM

moar!

11/12/2009 5:17:16 PM

it's pj/tv night so i'm open for more confessions!

11/12/2009 5:18:44 PM

I have to go to work in a few, but if you leave me your confessions I will make a huge post with all the confessions and my commentary to them when I get back.

11/12/2009 5:19:53 PM

I am gone for the day....but send me some and I'll post em up tomorrows!!!

I love all these confessions. Especially about me lol (I'm so vain).

11/12/2009 5:20:33 PM

Quote :

"I wish I had one of those smells that when i smell it i remember sex. "

11/12/2009 5:21:02 PM

Quote :

"When I was a teenager I was really worried that my cock was too small because I didn't know it was supposed to be measured when it was hard. I thought I was cursed to be "below average" my whole life. The first girl to ever give me a blowjob was the one who straightened me out. Thanks Bethany! You saved me from having a complex!"

11/12/2009 5:21:14 PM

Quote :

"On nights that I cannot sleep, I walk around campus in the early hours of the morning and try to creep the cops out. "

11/12/2009 5:21:44 PM

Quote :

"I am marrying my ex-boyfriend's best friend"

11/12/2009 5:22:09 PM

Quote :

"Even though I desperately need to lose weight, I think I sabotage myself because I am scared of who I would be. I have defined my personality by my size my entire life and I fear that I would lose the best parts of myself if I were thinner."

Quote :

"The night before I met my girlfriend, I had anonymous sex with a girl while her boyfriend watched us. It's the only time I've ever done something like that, and it was a pretty big letdown, and now I feel guilty as shit that I did it right before meeting someone I really care about."

Quote :

"I genuinely feel sorry for the significant others of chembob, poopface and kiwi. Until I remember that's what they've chosen."

11/12/2009 5:24:42 PM

Quote :

"i really hate myself for still using the word "retard" in casual conversations "

Quote :

"the dirty panties confession made me throw up a little in my mouth true story "

11/12/2009 5:25:04 PM

nobody has made their confession regarding their huge crush on me yet

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 5:27 PM. Reason : btw, i'm so glad this thread took off.]

11/12/2009 5:25:53 PM

Quote :

"If you dropped my pants without warning, there very well be no visible cock But its there, I cant help I'm a grower and not a shower, but I think it could hurt my chances at first glance I always feel like the Seinfeld episode where George yells "I was in a POOL!!!!" I live every day like that, worried I might get shanked and expose my lack of unhard penis "

11/12/2009 5:26:33 PM

^^ ME NEITHER

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2009 5:26:59 PM

Quote :

"my girlfriend is the only person i've ever had sex with. sometimes i wonder what i've missed out on."

11/12/2009 5:28:48 PM

Quote :

""The night before I met my girlfriend, I had anonymous sex with a girl while her boyfriend watched us. It's the only time I've ever done something like that, and it was a pretty big letdown, and now I feel guilty as shit that I did it right before meeting someone I really care about."

this one is just fucking ridiculous, and I'd assume it was from a crazy broad if they hadn't made it clear that they're either a masculine-ish lesbian, or a dude.

11/12/2009 5:28:49 PM

^lmao

11/12/2009 5:29:21 PM

I've read stuff about both of you people...

11/12/2009 5:29:55 PM

Quote :

"I'd have sex with you right now."

lol IT BEGINS

11/12/2009 5:30:34 PM

Quote :

"i think i diminished my ability to nut during coitus due to my heavy masturbation habits "

11/12/2009 5:31:16 PM

Quote :

"i confess that i wish i was tww-famous no dice"

the question arises, then... what exactly defines being TWW famous?

11/12/2009 5:33:07 PM

Quote :

"I've read stuff about both of you people... 11/12/2009 5:29:55 PM"

ahahahahahahaha


such as?
--
do I really want to know?

11/12/2009 5:33:16 PM

Fill my box, people.

11/12/2009 5:34:39 PM

Quote :

"I've seen you randomly a few times I think once at a tailgate, and I thought, shes really pretty I didnt realize it was you! "

Quote :

"I'd have sex with you right now "

11/12/2009 5:35:10 PM

Quote :

"I don't know what you look like, but I have the hots for you anyway. "

11/12/2009 5:35:43 PM

Quote :

"I faked my college transcript to get my first job after college. I spent 15 - 20 hours making a fantastic replica that could not be distinguished from the real thing. The job for which I applied was really competitive so I changed it from a 3.14 to a 3.79. Doing all the calculations for 130+ hours took forever."

11/12/2009 5:37:45 PM

Quote :

"I have searched Chit Chat using my username as the keyword at least twice today to see if anyone had posted confessions about me. I admit, I was a little sad that I only saw a couple. "

11/12/2009 5:41:11 PM

I was flattered to have a couple.

11/12/2009 5:44:51 PM

Quote :

"Two TWWers I imagine would be great fun to have sex with: snewf and pilgrimshoes But snewf has this tendency to sometimes be pretentious more than I'm willing to tolerate, and pretty sure pshoes actively dislikes me."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 5:46 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 5:45:37 PM

yea be grateful for a couple.

11/12/2009 5:46:08 PM

Quote :

"sometimes at work i need to walk away and take 5 minutes to myself so i don't completely flip out. it used to happen only a couple times a year but now it's becoming a once a week thing. "

11/12/2009 5:46:12 PM

Quote :

"I had sex on the side of Dan Allen standing behind a tree (and her, actually). It was the best sex of my life, and two joggers stopped to witness the glorious finish."

I <3 this thread!

11/12/2009 5:48:34 PM